Halliwell Pantheon
Ch 7: Business of Love
Henry was sitting on his thrown in the middle of his thrown judging souls as his angels of death brought them forward. A young woman was brought forward and like most dead when they reached his realm she was in a daze staring off into space. At the beginning judging souls took up most of his time. He had to look at the person's whole life and determine where they belonged. He learned that if he concentrated on a soul he could tell where they belonged without taking all the time. He focused on the woman and recoiled in disgust. With a wave of his hand the woman was sent to the Abyss.
Henry stood up and sitting on the chair was a perfect replica of him. Henry had also learned how to be in two places at once since death never stopped. He disappeared in a poof of black smoke.
Henry was in the middle of a room that's floor seemed to be made of solid water. In the middle of the room stood a throne made of blue marble. Henry looked around and was disappointed to find that Jeremy was nowhere to be found.
"If you're looking for my brother he's somewhere in Massachusetts answering a prayer from a mermaid or something."
Henry turned around to find Patience standing behind him. She was wearing a lacy red bra and panties with a see through pink material over it. Henry still found it shocking to see his fifteen year old cousin dressed this way. Her body had changed drastically after becoming a god. Her body had aged to the body of a twenty-one year olds body. She was now very curvy.
"I have just got called to grant a spell and I wanted to know if Jeremy wanted to come with me…since he's not here do you want to come?" Henry asked as his cousin got a cute little pondering face as she thought if she had anything else to do.
"Well, I was planning on having an orgy with a football team but I guess I can go with you." Patience said.
With a flash of pink and black they disappeared.
Patience looked around and saw that they were standing in the middle of a forest in front of a grave. This place definitely needed a makeover it was so gloomy, Henry most likely loved it. She saw that four people sat in front of the grave. One girl was obviously casting the spell and kind of scaring the other three. Oh, they're trying to raise the dead, do they know nothing about magic that's like a major no-no. She watched as her cousin thought it over and raised his hand and granted the spell. The girl was bathed in light as the spell started working. Suddenly a blonde girl burst through the bush followed by a group of bike riding demons. The demons interrupted the spell was canceled and the group ran away.
Patience turned to Henry and said "Well, that was a bummer. They went through all that work for like nothing."
"No it worked. They just forgot to remove the body from the grave."
"Do you mean that poor girl is alive in the grave?" Patience asked with a sad look on her face. Henry looked at his cousin and said "I'll get her out go make sure her friends are okay.
Patience disappeared in a mist of pink. She reappeared in a magic shop she looked around and sighed, is everything in this place so gloomy. She looked at the two women who were staring at her with their mouths open.
"Weren't there like four of you?" Patience asked pointed a finger at the two of them.
"Yes. Now who are you?" the blond one asked.
Patience ran a hand through her curly brown hair and said "I'm Patience the Goddess of Love."
"Wh..wh..why are y..y..you here?" The pretty brunette asked. Patience smiled at her and said "Well I was here with my cousin the god of death to grant you wish. Do you guys know you left you now live dead friend in her grave like how inconsiderate?"
"Do you mean the spell still worked?" The blond asked.
"Please the spell was done already what the demons interrupted was a little flash show that the red head was causing."
"We have to go get Buffy." The loud blond said.
"Don't worry about that my cousins getting her. Now where are the rest of you guys?"
"We got separated during the attack." The blond said.
"God you mortals can't even stick together let alone do a simple resurrection spell right." Patience closed her eyes and located the other two. With a wave of her hand the man and red head appeared next to her.
"Well, there now that I have done all the hard work you can go deal with those demons." Patience said waving her hand at the group.
"You're not going to help us." The man asked.
"Hello love god here…do I look like I'm the type to fight." Just as Patience had finished saying that Henry appeared in a burst of black smoke with yet another blond girl. Patience smiled and focused her powers on her cousin and lowered some of his internal barriers. Henry suddenly stilled then disappeared.
"Hey were did he go?" the blond resurrected girl asked.
"Oh he's going to his Lover." Patience said.
"Who's that?" the red head asked.
"Oh, his cousin the god of water."
"That is disgusting they're related!!" the man yelled out.
"Hey don't judge us. You're just a mortal you have no right to pass judgment on us. You can say good bye to your sex life young man." With that she disappeared in a shower of red sparks.
The annoying blond ex-demon fell to the floor with a scream of "NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Okay, Patience was almost done with her love matches between the gods. She only had to set up her other cousins. This one might be a little harder considering that they are brothers not cousins. Chris had just gotten out of that disaster of a relationship with Thor and Wyatt had this little flirting thing going on with Ares.
Patience popped over to Chris's temple and looked around for Chris. She walked into the walled out section of his temple and heard running water. Patience stopped to admire the sight of her cousin before walking out and calling Wyatt.
In a flash of blood red sparks Wyatt appeared. "What do you want Patience I'm kind of busy right now."
"Hey don't get mad at me cousin I just called you because Chris wants to talk to you. He's in there." She said as she pointed to the room. Patience disappeared as Wyatt walked into the room.
Wyatt was slightly annoyed at the interruption, why had Chris called him when he was supposed to meet him in an hour anyways. Wyatt walked into the room and stopped when he saw his brother standing there with water flowing down his naked body. Wyatt stood there in a trance as he watched his brother take a shower. Finally Chris looked up and saw Wyatt. A look of shock appeared on his face and was quickly replaced with lust. Wyatt smiled and quickly stripped off his clothes. In no time at all he was in the shower with Chris devouring his mouth.
Patience was sitting on Wyatt thrown playing with her fan. Patience was getting such a buzz from all the energy she was getting from the two godly couples. She stood up to leave when she felt someone behind her. She quickly opened her fan and slash around. The blades of her fan sliced through flesh. She turned to see Ares standing there holding his injured arm. Patience smiled and threw the fan at Ares were it embedded itself in his leg.
Before Ares could pull it out it disappeared and reappeared in Patience's hands clean of any blood. Patience walked up to him and kicked him in the chest sending him to the floor. She slowly walked to him and straddled his chest.
"Took you long enough to get here." Patience whispered in his ear. Ares groaned as she dug her nail into the wound on his arm.
"Why the hell did you attack me?" Ares growled.
"Please you're war I know that this is like foreplay to you." As she lowered her lips to meet his. Ares finally broke the kiss after a few minutes and said "What about Wyatt?"
"Oh, he's with Chris." As she kissed him again. She let out a squeal as he flipped her. She looked into his lust darkened eyes and shivered. Henry was with Jeremy and Wyatt and Chris had finally gotten together after years of subtle flirting and she got to get together with this hottie. Being Love just rocked!!
