The cold – Part 7

- Yuu... How are you today, my son? – Tiedoll opened Kanda's room door, to find a happy sleeping Lenalee, possessively hugged to a happy sleeping Kanda, both wrapped like a Christmas present on the blankets. (fluffy scene)

Tiedoll's mouth was gaping. They weren't mad with each other? What was the meaning of this... this... this grapple? Not like he personally mind it: he wanted grandchildren, but one thing takes to other: one day they're sleeping hugged to each other, other day they're... they're... well... you know... YET, the idea of have little Lenas and little Yuus playing around, was exiting his romantic movies that he shared so many times with Jery. How he wished to have a photographic camera to join this photo to the KanLena album. But was no time to this stuff.

- Yuu... Yuu... wake up my son. Yuu...

- Don't call me that... – That reply was already mechanic.

- Is already midday... you have to wake

- Just a little more...

- It can't be, Yuu... How are you feeling? Is your fever got down?

- What's up?... Hum?... - Sleepy Lenalee was so cute...

- Lenalee, you shouldn't sleep here. Actually you shouldn't even get close to him. You want to get sick too?

- I don't care... I want to be with Kanda...

- Things don't work like that, sweety... How is your fever, Kanda?

- Better... – Horrible liar. Tiedoll put his hand on his forehead to certificate.

- Better are my paintings. The temperature didn't lowered a little bit.

- Nothing than I can't stand...

- Stop acting like a kid. Are not you who claim to be a reasonable person? So... behave like one... I go call Matron.

- NO!

- What was the combined, Yuu? If you didn't get better until today, you went to the infirmary.

- But... listen...

- But nothing Kanda! The general is right. If you are not getting better, you need to go to the infirmary. If not for you, go for me then... Please... – She was with THOSE EYES!

- ...

- Please... if you not get better I can't hug you... – She was really starting to cry? Damn Sick=no hugs! That definitely couldn't happen! Not now!

- Tiedoll thoughts: For me? What's going on here without my knowledge?

- ... Alright... – "My dead sentence is written..."

- YYYEEEESSS! Thank you Kanda! – Another kiss on his cheek. He was burning, and not because of the fever. – When you get better I will give you millions of hugys! – Kanda was already dreaming with that prize!

- Lenalee, you really need to teach me that trick!

- I said alright, but with one condition.

- You want soba for your meals?

- That too, but is not that. I want a room to myself. I don't want to bear a bunch of annoying finders or whatever are Matron's victims.

- That's too much. If everyone remembers to ask a room to themselves, the all order would be transform in a hospital for miss of enough rooms.

- Is that or nothing than...

- You don't want my hugys?

- If you not give them to me I steal them in the same way.

- Alright. I will talk to Matron, but I don't promise anything.

Matron agreed, but with the condition than Mugen didn't enter on the infirmary. He had luck: the infirmary wasn't with many patients, so she got an empty room just for him, but in contradiction, during all way until there he didn't stop to hear:

- So Kanda, that cold seems to have a crush on you, hum?

- I knew that you didn't get it. Too strong for some things and too week for others.

- Hihihihihihi! Going to the infirmary by your own legs, Kanda? HIHI! Who could say it?

They were really abusing, but ok, they would pay for this humiliation later. He only didn't anything, because his body was too weak for it, otherwise every single one of them would be divided in two by now. At least the room was... at least decent... had even a DVD and a VHS and a hundred of Kleenexes ready to him (for his own personal humiliation- He never thought than in his entire life he would be so happy to see them or worse: need them). YET, the hospital smell was unbearable and was putting him worse, at least psychologically. Spend days on bed was the most ridiculous way to waste time, and he was NOT person to waste time. But alright: all for Lena hugys!

This was the 4th day in the infirmary by now. The fever gone, but the sneezes stayed (GGGRRRR), what means than his voice was still ridiculous. Tiedoll, Daysha, Jery and Lenalee visited him every day. Lenalee stayed longer of course.

- Hello Kanda! How are you today? I brought you your lunch!

- Why you didn't came sooner? Is lunch time already.

- Morning training, sorry! Here you have... – She handed him the tray and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

The lunch was soba: finally someone who understood his "feelings". Just Lenalee to make him truly happy.

- Lenalee, you shouldn't get so close of Kanda. To you want to get sick too? – Matron and her "Never Ending (Persecution) Story" movie.

- I will don't get sick!

- How do you know that?

- Because Kanda makes fell happy, not sick! XD

- Things don't work like that... microbes and germs don't care if you like him or not...

- If she wants to stay with me, she stays! – Every time than someone tried to keep Lenalee away from him he freaked out.

- Don't talk with Matron like that! She's just trying to help. – She was pinching his cheek, and hard...

- Che, Whatever...

- KANDA, MY FRIEND! H-O-W (how) A-R-E (are) Y-O-U (you)? – Time with Lenalee alone=vanish. (1000=ggggrrrrrr)

- W-H-A-T (what) A-R-E (are) Y-O-U (you) D-O-I-N-G (doing) H-E-R-E (here)? O-U-T (out) !

- I did come to see you, my friend! But for what I can see, your face is not that much better, hum? The antibiotics are not doing a great effect on you, do they?

J- ust go way! And I'm not your friend by the way.

- Come on! Don't be like that! I even brought you a present! Open it!

Was only a small package lined with a green paper and with a green ribbon, but looked suspicious anyway. Daysha's presents= certain humiliation.

- Come on, open it! What are you waiting for?

Kanda started to open it SLOWLY! VERY SLOWLY! He opened the package... to find... a figma figure... of Naruto! Yeah, that orange suit boy with yellow hair... yeah that ninja...

- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! I don't have age to play with toys anymore, and even if I have, I wouldn't. I NEVER EVER in my entire life played with toys!

- Don't be such moron, man! He's imported from Japan, your homeland, you know? You no idea how hard it was to do it! General Tiedoll said that he will make you see Naruto animes because you're seeing too much "Paranormal Activity" and stuff like that. So I thought than was a good idea to introduce you to "my anime world" now, because Naruto series are huge, you know... but if you like the series, I can get the movies too. I even have the mangas! Do you want to read them after or before to see the animes. I advice you before: mangas are always more complete!

- Can I see too? – Lenalee was very entertained playing with the figma like she was 5 years old.

- Of course you can! You goanna like it, you will see! There is a bunch of pretty boys, you goanna love it!

Pretty boys? Lenalee? NO WAY!

- Of course than she can't see!

- Why not? I want to see too. It's not fair!

- Because I'm saying! For what do you want to see a "bunch of pretty boys"?

- Kanda, they just cartoons...

- And the cosplays are made for what?

- For pretend...

- I don't care! She can't see, and is finish!

- Wow! The figma is articulate! – Lenalee was really interested on Naruto.

- Of course it is! Figmas are excellent creations! They aren't vulgar toys! If you want, I can get you Sakura character. She has pink hair.

- Really? – Doggy eyes.

- That's enough! Stop playing with that horrible thing Lenalee!

- He is not horrible... I think he's pretty. I like his smile... is funny...

- What? – Broke mode.

- Hehehehehehe! It seems than Lenalee prefer ninjas to samurais, Kanda! Lenalee is falling in love for Naruto! Hihihi!

- Che... che... che... che... and che! – Kanda took Naruto from Lenalee hands and locked him on the drawer. A dark aura was around him.

- Give him back to me, Kanda!

- NO!

- You can't take Naruto from me like that! You can't separate us! I like him!

- Us? What us? Me and you= us! You and Naruto= don't exist! You can't stay with both! Choose: me or Naruto!

- You of course! – She hugged him like a Teddy bear immediately.

- Good...

- Such a drama, because of Naruto... just imagine if it was Sasuke...

- Who is Sasuke? – Both asked at the same time. Lenalee with a curious glare, Kanda with a murdering one.

- Is this guy, over here. In the beginning of the first season Naruto don't like him because Sakura like him. – He opened a big poster in front of them.

- Wow! He's so beautiful! I understand Sakura...

Kanda was every time more furious... if he had Mugen with him, he would slide off that Sasuke. He grabbed Lenalee head with his two hands, forcing her to look only to him.

- Lenalee, don't look for him! You're forbidden! He's fake, I'm real! He's fake, I'm real! You can hug me, you can't hug him!

- Ok... Daysha... Can you get a Sasuke figma too?

- Lenalee! Did you heard me or not! Forget Sasuke, forever! You have me, you don't need him for nothing! It's me who you like, not him! – He hugged her possessively. Her face was buried on his chest. – Daysha, take that from here! NOW!

- Ok, ok... if you know than he's not real, I don't know why you're so worried...

- ... Kanda... you're suffocating me...

- Sorry... – He let go of her. – So: who do you like?

- You, don't worry...

- Not in that way! Is not convincing!

- YOU! – She raised her arms up, and realised a big, big happy smile.

- Better...

- YUU, my SON! How are you!

- Fine, until you came!

- Your constipated voice is so fluffy, my son, than I don't even note your bad answers!

- Whatever... what do you want?

- I came see how you were, like a good papa!

- You're not my pap... father...

- Whatever...

- Don't imitate me!

- So...so... you don't need to be so harsh, I was just trying to create some family ties. But, back to the issue: last night I was thinking to myself how lonely you must be feeling here, in this infirmary room.

- You're the one who put here, and now you complain?

- Let me finish. As I said: I was thinking of how my poor delicate sweet son would be feeling alone, here, in this cold ugly room, so I remember to bring you some company.

- Company? I don't like the sound of it...

- I went to my old closet, and I brought you my old friend: TITITI! – Tiedoll opened the box than he brought and take the TITITI bear of it like a firework.

- SO CUTE! – Lenalee was in heaven: he was so fluffy!

-HIHIHIHIHIHIHI! Kanda's Teddy bear! Sound's so perfect! – Daysha was in Disneyland Paris again.

- Take that out of here! Don't let that thing get close of me! – Kanda was terrified.

- Kanda... I lend you TITITI! One day you goanna inherit him, so is better you two get friends now!

- I never will be friend of that thing! NEVER!

- STOP! You're hurting his feelings! Give him to me, general... – Lenalee was getting sad by kanda's actions. He was so cruel sometimes! Tiedoll gave TITITI to her, and she hugged him tightly. – Don't worry TITITI... Kanda don't know what he says sometimes. But I will care of you, ok? Don't cry...

- Don't act like that thing was alive! He's a Teddy Bear not a person!

- Don't be so cruel!

- I'm not being cruel, I'm being realistic! Take that think away from here general, or I never will give grandchildren!

- You not goanna marry me because of a Teddy bear? – Lenalee eyes= crying sad eyes= Kanda's panic.

- What?

- For you give him grandchildren you need to marry, and if you like me you have to marry ME! If you not goanna give him grandchildren that means than you don't goanna marry me!

- I didn't mean that! General, see what did you get me!

- So that means than you goanna marry me? – Hopeful eyes.

- ...Yes... No... Yes... Not yet... One day I will...

- If Komui hear you...

- Shut up Daysha!

- So children: that's no way to brothers treat each other...

- That means than you want to marry me?

- ... Yes... I mean... Why you thinking on that now, we're just kids!

- Because you brought the issue... Now, hug TITITI!

- ... No way...

- If you not hug him and ask him apologies I never will give you hugys!

- Don't threat me!

- HUG HIM then!