If the question includes the words "sparkles", "karaoke machine", "megaphone", and any sort of magic user, the answer is no.
Hermione got bored one day, and this was the result…
Not allowed to make voice programs with anyone's voice and redo songs without their permission.
Violet and Arty got bored one day and decided to make songs personalized with their friends' (or at least acquaintances. Housemates?) voices.
"Alek Territory" was pretty awesome, though. And funny.
(Ho-hen-burg mon-op-o-ly!~)*
Do not call Artemis Fowl the Second Lady Artemis. And vice versa.
-Likewise, no doing the same with Orion and Apollo. (Aaand ditto.)
-Not allowed to call Artemis Fowl the First Lady Artemis either. (I don't think I need to say this…)
Thalia didn't think it was quite as funny as Holly thought it was…
Rave is restricted to one piece of cake per day. No excuses.
On the other hand, Octa had been looking for an excuse to redo the game room…but still.
Not allowed to use any form of Suggestion (Imperius Curse, mesmer, whatever.) to get
Alek to pin Deryn to the wall and passionately kiss her while she's in disguise as Dylan.
-Even if she enjoys it.
Bored twin wizards + hormonal teen couple + snobby diplomats + evil reporters with cameras= frickin' huge media disaster. (Bad George. Bad Fred.)
Not allowed to use jump ropes and spare boards to make impromptu swingsets.
-Using magic, mechanical knowledge, transmutation, etc. to make them into actual swingsets fit for use is fine, as long as no one was using them. And you don't use anything the owner wants to keep.
-Violet. I'm looking at you.
-Dammit, Baudelaire, we thought you knew better.
In all fairness, it worked fine and Winry's help went a long way. That didn't matter to Amos, who almost had a heart attack when he saw Sadie practically go flying.
Do not jump off swingsets. You scare people that way.
Amos probably would have killed Violet and Winry if not for the fact that Sadie was obviously fine and quite enjoying herself. And the two girls were as pissed as he was.
No, Arty, Dr. Barlow, the alchemists really DO mind if you "borrow" (read: steal) their notes.
-Even if you put them back.
They both had second-degree burns by the time Butler subdued Mustang.
For the love of God, Sadie, CLEAN UP AFTER MUFFIN!
Sadie forgot to clean the litter box, and Muffin just decided to pee in other places.
Do not let out your pet without someone going with him/her.
A very confused Newkirk, when he first saw the rule about Muffin, thought Sadie was just a sloppy eater. He quickly learned that was not the case after Muffin shredded his dress uniform.
AN: No, I don't know why Muffin'd do that. She's upset at his dislike of animals?
About the voice program one: the one I know of is called Vocaloid, and holy crap they are awesome. They sing in Japanese, and the music is just fantastic. /fangirl The "Ho-hen-burg monopoly" bit is a play on a line from "Teto Territory" that goes, "Vocaloid monopoly!~"
Will post as soon as I have enough stuff to make a chapter, OK? I'm not being mean by having an erratic (read: nonexistent) schedule, I promise. *hugs everyone*
Many thanks to the reviewers! :D. This fic's just stuff I pull out my ears, but I'm glad you guys like it. *little hearts*
