Hah, you guys'll love this one.

Part 6

Spoilers (I hope not) and Video Games

Lucarioblaze walks into the room, and applause can be heard.

Lucarioblaze- Well, hi guys, any of you getting tired of this yet?

Leon and Falco stop beating each other up and raise their hands dreadfully.

Lucario- Okay then, let's get started as soon as possible!

Lucario- To Fox and Krystal,

Fox and Krystal groan.

Lucario- ...how would you like it if you were in a new story that involved both of you as the main characters?

Fox and Krystal jolt up from their, "sleepy boring state", and their eyes brighten.

Fox- I'd love that! Besides being in MLaF, I think I'll like this!!

Krystal- Me too! But, what would the plot be?

Lucario- Very good question, Krystal...um...I don't think you'd really like this one...

Fox- Of course we'll like it! As long as Krystal and I are together, I'm fine with anything!

Lucario- Ya see, Fox...Krystal's going to be...

Krystal- What?

Lucario shifts around uneasily.
Fox gasps.
Fox hugs Krystal tightly.

Fox- No, no! She will not join Starwolf! She's mine, and only mine! Got that, Panther and Leon! I know my dad wouldn't you anything to her, but I'm not sure about the other two...!

Leon- Me? Why me? I have no interest in your vixen. I like-

Panther- We know, we know, but...I think I'm going to like this idea...

Fox- I told you, she's mine! We'll get married and-

Krystal- What?

Fox- I mean...erm...well...she's still mine!

Panther raises his eyebrow suspiciously.
Fox avoids Panther's burning glare.

Lucario- Well, Krystal won't join Starwolf...

Fox- Oh no! It'll be worse! You're going to make it like that stupid DS Game! Argh, why did Nintendo have to contaminate the small brains of these poor humans...?

Lucario- Small?!

Fox- Oh, sorry.

Lucario- Tch.

Fox- You're going to make my Krystal...

Fox- ...into Kursed!

Everyone gasps.
Slippy starts crying.

Slippy- I don't like Kursed! She's mean!

Fox- Huh? Wait a second, how do you know she's mean if you've never actually seen her before?

Slippy- Well, let's say I managed to program the game into 4-D, and I kinda...

Panther- What?! You got to go into the game!

Leon- Frog-boy, you know how to hack stuff, right?

Falco holds on to Katt.

Falco- No way, she's mine! I met her first, until you followed me and met Katt yourself!

Leon- I have my own game card, bird, and I plan for the frog to hack it! So I will be the one to have StarLeon, not your stupid StarFalco.

Falco- I like StarFalco! It's cool, and I'm with Katt and Dash!

Leon- You mean the crying monkey?

Dash holds a gun up to Leon's chest.

Dash- You'd better watch your mouth, or you'll be fish food!

Lucario- When did you get here?

Dash- Don't you remember? Every time a new anthro arrives, they can come to the show every time!

Lucario- Oh. Right.

Panther- I want to be in the game!

Wolf- I don't. I don't want to be mean and cruel and-

Fox lets go of Krystal and starts hugging Wolf.

Fox- Aww, dad...!

Wolf pats Fox on the head.

Wolf- I'd also hate to see my pup here "heartbroken", if that's what you call it.

Krystal- I wouldn't enjoy much with Panther or Leon...

Krystal- But then again, I don't enjoy the team with Falco...

Falco- Hey!

Katt's thought- ~It feels so nice with Falco's arms around me...~

Leon- Can I have a hug?

Falco and Katt- No!!

Bill- Why isn't Fay in the game? I want Fay to be in the game! I want my own ending!

Bill- My ending will be that I marry Fay and I still work in the Cornerian Air Forces! And then-

Peppy- No need to here the rest, Bill.

Bill- Oh. Riight...

Fox- I want an ending where I marry Krystal and Starfox and Starwolf all fall apart and everyone's happy and gets married!

Katt, Falco, Wolf, Leon, Panther- That would be nice.

All look at each other confused.

Fox- Well? It would be nice!

Lucario- Stop! Stop! You're giving away the endings of MLaF and Skipping Beats! Quit it!

Katt- Wait, so...I'm...getting married?

Lucario- Shh! Shut up!

Panther- Hmm...what would it be like to get married...?

Leon- There would be flowers and a parade and-

Wolf- Son, I don't think I'd really appreciate that kinda ending, ya know? There really wasn't anyone who was right for me in my years of living...

Peppy- Oh really, Wolf? What about Fox's mom?

Wolf's eyes widen slightly.

Wolf- Naw, I don't think-

Peppy- There's no need to lie, Wolf. Fox's parents are dead, so you can say that you had some liking for Vixy.

Wolf- No, no, I don't like Vixy-

Fox watches the arguing in curiosity.

Peppy- Admit it, Wolf. You just let James have her because he was older than you. You were best friends, but I'm sure you were just a tad bit jealous, don't you think?

Wolf- No, I was not jealous in any way of James.

Peppy- But-

Wolf- Don't talk about this in front of him!

Wolf slightly motions towards Fox.

Peppy- Sorry, I got a little carried away there...but I still think you liked her.

Wolf- Okay, if this'll make you happy, then here. I like Vixy. Happy now?

Peppy widens his eyes.
Peppy starts laughing.

Peppy- Haha! You admitted it! Hahaha! You do like Vixy!

Wolf- No, I just said that to make you happy.

Peppy- I don't believe it! Wait 'till James hears about this!

Fox and Wolf- What?!

Fox- My real dad is alive?!

Wolf- Oh no, what have I gotten myself into...?

Peppy races out the door.

Fox- Use the brakes! Try hovering!

Wolf runs out the door as well.

Fox- Maybe it's the arm, aim for the arm!

Krystal rests her hand on Fox's shoulder.

Krystal- You can quit the Peppy jokes now, Fox.

Fox- Okay.

Lucario- *sigh* So much chatter over one question...

Lucario- I think we still have time for one more question.

Lucario- To Wolf,
Oh, whoops, he's gone.

Lucario- Uh, let's see...

Lucario- Oh! Okay.

Lucario- To Falco,
Do you like-

Falco- You asked me that already!

Lucario- Yess, but you didn't answer me.

Slippy grins.

Leon- I know I know! Falco-

Falco- Shut your trap, lizard! I can answer this myself!

Katt- Can you, Falco?

Falco just realizes that Katt is here as well.

Falco- ...Sure I can! *gulp*

Fox, Krystal, and Panther chuckle.

Katt- Why won't you tell me? Don't you love me anymore?

Leon- I lo-

Panther- Shut up Leon! Give the poor bird a chance! I can give you an online dating service, if that's what you're asking for!

Leon- ...

Leon starts sniffling.

Leon- I want to be loved! I want to be like Fox and Krystal, not a care in the world, and-

Panther- Yeah, everyone would like that, but we all don't get what we want, do we?

Leon- Then how come Fox and Krystal do?

Panther- They're just lucky, I guess.

Leon- That's not fair! I want to be lucky! But I'm stuck with you, Wolf, and Falco.

Panther- Is that a bad thing?!

Panther- If I tell Wolf about this...!

Leon- About what?

Panther- About this whole dilemma we're causing for Falco and Katt-

Leon- You mean-

Panther- No, not you and Katt, Falco and Katt.

Panther- Because of you, we can't let Falco answer his question.

Leon- But-

Panther- No buts about it.

Lucario- Okay, okay, since Falco can't answer his question, we'll end the show. See ya!

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Peppy jokes! Hahaha!
And, I'm seeing a little WolfxVixy now, huh?
Haven't seen that one before.
I hope you're still liking these crazy interviews, 'cause I sure am.