Hah, you guys'll love this one.
Part 6
Spoilers (I hope not) and Video Games
Lucarioblaze walks into the room, and applause can be heard.
Lucarioblaze- Well, hi guys, any of you getting tired of this yet?
Leon and Falco stop beating each other up and raise their hands dreadfully.
Lucario- Okay then, let's get started as soon as possible!
Lucario- To Fox and Krystal,
Fox and Krystal groan.
Lucario- ...how would you like it if you were in a new story that involved both of you as the main characters?
Fox and Krystal jolt up from their, "sleepy boring state", and their eyes brighten.
Fox- I'd love that! Besides being in MLaF, I think I'll like this!!
Krystal- Me too! But, what would the plot be?
Lucario- Very good question, Krystal...um...I don't think you'd really like this one...
Fox- Of course we'll like it! As long as Krystal and I are together, I'm fine with anything!
Lucario- Ya see, Fox...Krystal's going to be...
Krystal- What?
Lucario shifts around uneasily.
Fox gasps.
Fox hugs Krystal tightly.
Fox- No, no! She will not join Starwolf! She's mine, and only mine! Got that, Panther and Leon! I know my dad wouldn't you anything to her, but I'm not sure about the other two...!
Leon- Me? Why me? I have no interest in your vixen. I like-
Panther- We know, we know, but...I think I'm going to like this idea...
Fox- I told you, she's mine! We'll get married and-
Krystal- What?
Fox- I mean...erm...well...she's still mine!
Panther raises his eyebrow suspiciously.
Fox avoids Panther's burning glare.
Lucario- Well, Krystal won't join Starwolf...
Fox- Oh no! It'll be worse! You're going to make it like that stupid DS Game! Argh, why did Nintendo have to contaminate the small brains of these poor humans...?
Lucario- Small?!
Fox- Oh, sorry.
Lucario- Tch.
Fox- You're going to make my Krystal...
Fox- ...into Kursed!
Everyone gasps.
Slippy starts crying.
Slippy- I don't like Kursed! She's mean!
Fox- Huh? Wait a second, how do you know she's mean if you've never actually seen her before?
Slippy- Well, let's say I managed to program the game into 4-D, and I kinda...
Panther- What?! You got to go into the game!
Leon- Frog-boy, you know how to hack stuff, right?
Falco holds on to Katt.
Falco- No way, she's mine! I met her first, until you followed me and met Katt yourself!
Leon- I have my own game card, bird, and I plan for the frog to hack it! So I will be the one to have StarLeon, not your stupid StarFalco.
Falco- I like StarFalco! It's cool, and I'm with Katt and Dash!
Leon- You mean the crying monkey?
Dash holds a gun up to Leon's chest.
Dash- You'd better watch your mouth, or you'll be fish food!
Lucario- When did you get here?
Dash- Don't you remember? Every time a new anthro arrives, they can come to the show every time!
Lucario- Oh. Right.
Panther- I want to be in the game!
Wolf- I don't. I don't want to be mean and cruel and-
Fox lets go of Krystal and starts hugging Wolf.
Fox- Aww, dad...!
Wolf pats Fox on the head.
Wolf- I'd also hate to see my pup here "heartbroken", if that's what you call it.
Krystal- I wouldn't enjoy much with Panther or Leon...
Krystal- But then again, I don't enjoy the team with Falco...
Falco- Hey!
Katt's thought- ~It feels so nice with Falco's arms around me...~
Leon- Can I have a hug?
Falco and Katt- No!!
Bill- Why isn't Fay in the game? I want Fay to be in the game! I want my own ending!
Bill- My ending will be that I marry Fay and I still work in the Cornerian Air Forces! And then-
Peppy- No need to here the rest, Bill.
Bill- Oh. Riight...
Fox- I want an ending where I marry Krystal and Starfox and Starwolf all fall apart and everyone's happy and gets married!
Katt, Falco, Wolf, Leon, Panther- That would be nice.
All look at each other confused.
Fox- Well? It would be nice!
Lucario- Stop! Stop! You're giving away the endings of MLaF and Skipping Beats! Quit it!
Katt- Wait, so...I'm...getting married?
Lucario- Shh! Shut up!
Panther- Hmm...what would it be like to get married...?
Leon- There would be flowers and a parade and-
Wolf- Son, I don't think I'd really appreciate that kinda ending, ya know? There really wasn't anyone who was right for me in my years of living...
Peppy- Oh really, Wolf? What about Fox's mom?
Wolf's eyes widen slightly.
Wolf- Naw, I don't think-
Peppy- There's no need to lie, Wolf. Fox's parents are dead, so you can say that you had some liking for Vixy.
Wolf- No, no, I don't like Vixy-
Fox watches the arguing in curiosity.
Peppy- Admit it, Wolf. You just let James have her because he was older than you. You were best friends, but I'm sure you were just a tad bit jealous, don't you think?
Wolf- No, I was not jealous in any way of James.
Peppy- But-
Wolf- Don't talk about this in front of him!
Wolf slightly motions towards Fox.
Peppy- Sorry, I got a little carried away there...but I still think you liked her.
Wolf- Okay, if this'll make you happy, then here. I like Vixy. Happy now?
Peppy widens his eyes.
Peppy starts laughing.
Peppy- Haha! You admitted it! Hahaha! You do like Vixy!
Wolf- No, I just said that to make you happy.
Peppy- I don't believe it! Wait 'till James hears about this!
Fox and Wolf- What?!
Fox- My real dad is alive?!
Wolf- Oh no, what have I gotten myself into...?
Peppy races out the door.
Fox- Use the brakes! Try hovering!
Wolf runs out the door as well.
Fox- Maybe it's the arm, aim for the arm!
Krystal rests her hand on Fox's shoulder.
Krystal- You can quit the Peppy jokes now, Fox.
Fox- Okay.
Lucario- *sigh* So much chatter over one question...
Lucario- I think we still have time for one more question.
Lucario- To Wolf,
Oh, whoops, he's gone.
Lucario- Uh, let's see...
Lucario- Oh! Okay.
Lucario- To Falco,
Do you like-
Falco- You asked me that already!
Lucario- Yess, but you didn't answer me.
Slippy grins.
Leon- I know I know! Falco-
Falco- Shut your trap, lizard! I can answer this myself!
Katt- Can you, Falco?
Falco just realizes that Katt is here as well.
Falco- ...Sure I can! *gulp*
Fox, Krystal, and Panther chuckle.
Katt- Why won't you tell me? Don't you love me anymore?
Leon- I lo-
Panther- Shut up Leon! Give the poor bird a chance! I can give you an online dating service, if that's what you're asking for!
Leon- ...
Leon starts sniffling.
Leon- I want to be loved! I want to be like Fox and Krystal, not a care in the world, and-
Panther- Yeah, everyone would like that, but we all don't get what we want, do we?
Leon- Then how come Fox and Krystal do?
Panther- They're just lucky, I guess.
Leon- That's not fair! I want to be lucky! But I'm stuck with you, Wolf, and Falco.
Panther- Is that a bad thing?!
Panther- If I tell Wolf about this...!
Leon- About what?
Panther- About this whole dilemma we're causing for Falco and Katt-
Leon- You mean-
Panther- No, not you and Katt, Falco and Katt.
Panther- Because of you, we can't let Falco answer his question.
Leon- But-
Panther- No buts about it.
Lucario- Okay, okay, since Falco can't answer his question, we'll end the show. See ya!
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Peppy jokes! Hahaha!
And, I'm seeing a little WolfxVixy now, huh?
Haven't seen that one before.
I hope you're still liking these crazy interviews, 'cause I sure am.
