Hey Guys. Yeah, I'm back with a new update.


"So this is the Nimbasa City gym, hmm Pikachu?" Ash was currently standing outside a large yellow building, with a huge Thunderbolt and blue Pokeball on the front.

"This is gonna be easier then sneaking ketchup from at 9'o clock when you go beddy byes." Ash turned his head to face the furry creature.
"You do what?"

"Dammit FUCKING TRANSLATOR!" Ash gave a glare as Pikachu chuckled nervously. "What?"
"Remind me to tell the triplets not learn grammar from 'Uncle Pika', 'K? Also, hold this light ball necklace, it'll power you up."
"Ash! Stop!"
"Yes jolly good sir, please hold in your tracks." (Because Rotom speaks like a human, I don't have to put it in bold.) Ash turned around to the pretty girl, Elesa, and a familiar Plasma Pokemon.
"Elesa? What are ya' doing here?" Pausing a moment to breathe, Elesa answered back.
"I'm the Nimbasa City Gym Leader of course. The dazzling, glamorous Elesa is here to stun you." She said, temporarily freezing in frame, where stars and lightning bolts were dancing around her.

"... What the f-?" Pikachu was cut short by Ash giving him a stare that told him to padlock his mouth.
"Three on three? Three strongest." Ash asked, now ready for his official battle as electric premier trainer.
"Let's go inside." Elesa gave a sly smirk.


Ash and Elesa were standing on opposite sides of the field.
"I choose you Pikachu!" the small rodent ran across to the field and called out a battle cry.
"Dazzle 'em! Rotom, Mow form!" the creature emitted a flashing light before hovering into the field as a lawnmower.
"This is where our training with our Chicken friend comes in handy Pikachu! Fly!" Elesa gave a small giggle to the raven haired trainer, but when she looked back at the field, Pikachu wasn't in sight.
"Huh? Rotom, look out!" The plasma pokemon looked up to see a small furball fly into his face, dealing a great amount of damage. "Damn it! That shouldn't be possible.. Rotom, Frost form and thief!" She saw the light ball Pikachu had around his neck, and she didn't want it helping the opposition.
"I told you training was worth it Pi! Extreme speed into Rock Smash!" Pikachu seemingly disappeared and Rotom stopped, unable to find its target. That was until it felt a fist smash into its doors and flew backwards. But Rotom wasn't done yet; it got up, but slowly never the less.
"Rotom, heat form! Flamethrower!" Elesa said, underestimating the small mouse once again.
"Remeber Puka, Pika? Jump and use surf!"
"Alright, what in the actual f-Rotom!" Elesa screamed. The oven was clearly knocked out and the cute mouse Pokemon sat their, on a surf board smiling."Rotom, return!"
"Pikachu, come back! Electivire, Go!" His shiny electivire came out, touching the blue tips of his tail together causing a static shock.
"Zebstrike! Shock them! Thunderbolt!" Ash had a very cocky smirk on his face. Too cocky for Elesa's liking.
"Activate Motordrive and Giga Impact!" Elesa couldn't believe she forgot the Thunderbolt Pokemons ability. She couldn't even open her mouth to shout 'Dodge'. She stood their hopeless; as Electivire took the Thunderbolt, powered up and slammed into Zebstrika.
"Return Zebstrika, good work." She looked across the field to see Ash congratulating his own. "My queen of electricity, dazzler of the night, Tynamo; Lets go!"
Ash gave her a look. She had called out a fish. "Okay then." Ash said after analyzing it. "Queen of Thunder; Comer of Storms... Lets go Zapdos! Start with Rain Dance!"
"I'm a guy dumbass!"

What happened to the lemon head next was unbelievable.
She saw a Queen of Pokemon, a legendary titan- with beautiful maize colored feathers.
But of course, someone HAD to ruin the moment. The door creaked open and Ash recalled the huge yellow chicken before the person entered.
"Elesa! Oh, I see you already beat the trainer." The man who opened the door was a jerk, Ash deduced straight away.
"Derek, what do you want? And I lost anyway. I was just showing him Tynamo."
"Well in Chargestone Cave, A rock fell and trapped Eelektross. Kling Klang has been going crazy trying to free it, and Galvantula is fighting with a youngster who decided to challenge its authority. But since you have no Pokemon, I guess
we're doomed."

Ash got a cocky look on his face. "Nope. I got this."


Chargestone Cave

In front of Ash was a huge boulder. It was easily 4 times larger than him. There was a group of people with him. Elesa, Derek, and a few other residents.
From behind the door, what everybody else heard as "ELEKTROSS" Ash heard:

"Romeo, Oh Romeo, Come break me out of this prison, Romeo."

Alright, Ash had enough. But before he called out his Pokemon, he felt something wrong.
I choose you? He had been using the same phrase for over 6 years, and suddenly it didn't feel right. He needed something more mature. Something more bad ass.

"Battle positions." Slightly better, but no there yet.
"Lend me your aura!" Sigh, cliche. He couldn't dishonour Sir Aaron like that.
"Thunder and Lighting, Prepare for battle!" Still no.
What about...

"Electivire, Charge, Electrify and Stand By." It'll have to go. While Pikachu gave him a questioning look, Electivire didn't seem to mind. "Ice Punch, follow with Fire Punch and finish with Focus Blast to destroy that boulder!" Even after those attacks, the boulder looked like it was even scratched.
"Fail!" Derek shouted from the back.

But Ash knew better. "Electivire, Give it a direct thundershock from your tail." Electivire let its Long black wires tap the boulder before sending a weak Thundershock through. The block crumbled. Elektross though, did not realise that the boulder had crumbled.
"Oh, woe is me! I'll never escape this rock prison! I will lie down and maybe, just maybe, in the big PokeCenter in the sky, Arceus will have pity on thine; and i will be reborn again as a Tiny Tynamo!"
"Drama Queen."
"I'm a guy dumbass!"

Twice today, Ash sighed. "Well I can understand you bla bla bla same old shit...Oh, and you're free by the way."
"Praise Lord Arceus! Oh Lawd, thank you for letting me escape my rocky prison~"
"I don't even get a thank you?" He asked to Pikachu. After returning Electivire, he spoke with the 10ft tall monster of an electric type.
"Oh, good sire, I thank thy for freeing me. In my debt to you, I shall join you as your partner on your quest for triumph." Elektross stated proudly.
"Yeah, whatever..." Ash dully stated as he tapped the Pokemon with his Masterball. "Fucking hell, Pikachu, I think I just landed a Drama King."
"Damn right. Yo, watch out, theres a Kling Klang headed for your face in like 10 seconds."

"Huh, What?!" Just as Ash spun around a Kling Klang hit him in the forehead. "Wah, ouch! Dick! What the hell was that for?!" As he looked up, the three spinning gears had an angry face.
"Feind, Scoundrel! How dare you capture the leader?!"

"I freed him, and he came willingly. You wanna come too?" The Steel type pokemon was not tto happy, but he accepted it and got inside the ball. To the side of him, he heard a very defeated 'ouch!' and a 'bang'. He saw a very hairy, yellow and blue tarantula beating the shit out of a youth as it seemed.
"My own son!"
The elder shouted. "Turned against me! Leave this place, and never come back!"

The injured bug-type headed for the exit. There was no chance he'd survive the night. Ash took pity on the small creature and put it in the ball. The elder was furious. Someone had just directly disobeyed him. As he charged at Ash, meaning to teach the 16-year-old a lesson, Ash tapped it the head with a ball as well. He'd have to fix the relationship between the two, because they really were very competent battlers when they were working together. All he wanted was a nice bed back at Nimbasa City PokeCenter.


All right, end. I had no motivation writing this chapter. Thats the reason for sloooooow updates. I'm sorry if it is boring, fucked up or anything worse. Also Kling Klang should be an electric type. So in this fic he is. Hope you like Ash's new battle cry. I was just tryna think of a good one and I couldn't.

'Till next chapter,

TheBlueFlygon