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Chapter 7…Ready 4 the Quest!

"What" I said, my heart was swirled with confusement now that I know the truth. I didn't know if I should shoot him with my arrows or make out Christ you're messed up. , so instead I said, "Where's Artemis if you know?"

"Shes in a city in Californa, called Nox City, a place where she wants her to meet you," Said Albaster. He shot magic and a map showed in the sky, all silver and glowed. I knew this was a smart name because Nox was the goddess of the night. Nooo, Nyx is the goddess of the night. My Google-fu tells me that "nox"is either a video game or oxides of nitrogen.

"Nox City, it is a place filled with monsters off all kinds," Said Chiron. "Hades lives there in the summer, because its dark and filled with fell monsters, and dangerous Peril. I thought Hades lived in the Underworld year round. Now he has a vacation home?! It is the deadly place in California."

I took out Agamemnon and chopped a branch off the tree next to us stop hurting random living being because you think it makes you cool! It does not make you look cool!, "I have skill, I can fight! Anyway Nico will portect me." *in a falsetto* "I'm totally a badass, so my boy-toys will do all the heavy lifting for me and keep me safe!"

"I'm coming with you" Said Nico. She knows, idiot. That's why she said you'll protect her. I feel like 'Nico''s characterization is just really really dumb.

"I'm coming too because I know where the way is, also I love you," Said Albaster. He shot magic and the map misted away.

"Show us your skills first!" Yelled Chiron. "Only the strongest of deimgods can go on this quest, or else it will be dangerous." Dude, they just went to Hades and back no problemo. They're not strong, they're OP.

Nico cut a table in four halfs with his iron sword, Chiron looked with approve. Albaster shit magic, OMGWTF Hahahahaha! and all the demigods were impressed *snortle* seriously?! exept the bitchy ones, because they never saw something like this before. Oh, I don't think anyone's seen this before. Annabeth said "R u joking, I could do that with my eyes closed!" 'Annabeth' can shit magic too?! But it was a lie, she had no magic powers at all! (Also she had herpees from smoking Pot. xxMoonlitexx: that's how you get Herpes, right?)

"I will go quest!" Said Ivy of a suddenly.

"Don't let her," I told Chiron, "She is a slut." Says the skankily dressed woman with two boy-toys.

"I want to be a hunteress!" Yelled Ivy. "Ever sense Percy dumped me I'm alone, I hate guys now because I see they have no value, my eyes opened"

"But only three go on a quest, the Law says and the Law must be obeyed!" Said Chiron, sternly.

I looked at Nico Albaster and Ivy and I knew the truth must happen: one must die! So then there would be 3 of us left. Oh no! I wonder if it'll be the expendable, hated one?! (Hint: it will) But I said nothing because people shouldn't know there fate, it's not allowed. Anyway if it was Ivy she would just be fixed in Tarterus. So Chiron went into the big House and he came back with another bow and arrow for Ivy, but it wasn't silver like mine was.

We were ready to go on the Quest! I led the way, I staked from camp with my middle finger held up high, with my bow in one hand an Agamenom in the other one. Wait, if both your hands are full, how could you give them the middle finger?! It was sunset so everything was in a red light like fire, it glowed on my hair like silk or satan. Proof! Proof that Flavia is the anti-christ! Nico was looking so hot in his lether jacket and black ripped jeans with chains all over it, and he was wearing a little eyeliner like Hades. Ivy had green skin because the chloryful was her blood vains, and straight green hair and green eyes with eyeshadow and dark green lipstick, she was wearing a tank top that was purple, and also black skinny jeans. She looked hot but not as hot as me, so that was ok because I didn't want her to hit on Nico. Also Alabaster might still be there, IDK.

We walked until we got to the middle of the forest, I went to chop up some trees for the fire. When I came back, Ivy was hitting on Albaster! Didn't she want to swear off dudes five seconds ago? I glowed with wrath. "Eff off Ivy! He's not your bf! If your a hunteress you can't have a bf anyways!" I thought you said you didn't want her to hit on Nico! Alabaster's totally on the table.

"That's ok, I don't love her," Albaster said assuringly. I feel like 'Alabaster''s characterization here is masochistic loyalty.

"Screw guys anyway, they all suk!" Ivy yelled.

"We'll stay here for the night" Said Nico, he took the wood I chopped up and told Albaster to burn it on fire. Then everybody went to sleep exept me, cause I was daughter of the moon goddess which is at night, I didn't have to sleep. Seems legit. So I put on my headphones and moshed to some Simple Plan under the ehtereal light from the full moon. I don't think moshing is a one person activity.


OMG, I had to read the chapter over and over again to properly spork it, and Alabaster's magical dump gets me every time! Also, a "snortle" is not a misspelling. It's a Portmanteau between "snort" and "chuckle". It's how I describe my annoying laughter.