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Chapter 7

The Final Straw

After placing Rogue in the infirmary, along with Jean's other victims, Ororo patience had run thin. She ran up to Jean's room and knocked on the door. Loudly. "JEAN! IF YOU DO NOT OPEN UP THIS DOOR I WILL BREAK IT OPEN AND ELECTRICUTE YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME?!"

Upon hearing no reply, Ororo gathered all her strength and burst into Jean's room. She was shocked to find her gone, with a note on the bed. Ororo picked it up and looked at it. Then she ran over to the window, feeling nauseous. Jean had written down a list of pairings involving the Morlocks, and Ororo knew what was happening next.

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Torpid ran down the sewer tunnels excitedly, clutching a letter in her hands. She reached the other Morlocks and poked Evan repeatedly until he took the letter from her.

Callisto had come over to see what Torpid was all excited about. Evan read the letter aloud, noting the fact the it was from Jean quietly.

Morlock Fan pairings

Torpid looked up at Evan quizzically.

"A fan pairing is a two people who other people think should fall in love." he explained.

Callisto/Storm

Callisto stared blankly into space. "WHO WROTE THIS GARBAGE!" She cried out and stormed off, offended. Torpid followed her, leaving Evan to read the rest of the pairings alone.

Callisto/Leech

Jesus Christ, isn't Leech a little young? He wondered, glancing over at the child who had recently joined their group after him and his mother and been getting harassed by people who didn't want a mutant child in their neighborhood.

Caliban/Kitty

This one disturbed him deeply. Kitty was fifteen and Caliban was… um… okay so he didn't exactly know Caliban's age, but he knew he had to be old. The point is, this is creepy.

Callisto/Kitty

Also fairly creepy. Evan was glad Callisto stormed off when she did, or she would have exploded when she read /RemyLeech/KittyLeech/LoganLeech/MagnetoLeech/JamieLeech/Tabitha

What in god's name was the fascination in pairing a small child with a bunch of teenagers and even adults? Jean's a fucking sicko Evan thought, resolving to avoid contacting the redhead at all costs. But he still read on and found pairings that concerned him.

Callisto/Evan

Ew. No offense against Callisto, but he wasn't exactly into women with eye patches.

Kitty/Evan

That was one kinda weird, because he never saw Kitty as anything but annoying, as did many people. How any guy would put up with it was beyond him.

Rogue/Evan

This one wasn't that weird, because he and Rogue had hung out a little when he was with the X-Men and Evan could kinda see where people might get the idea that there was something there, but the relationship was just friends and nothing more. Besides, everyone knows she had a thing for Scott. Who had a thing for Jean. Who apparently had a thing for Duncan. Who had a thing for anything in a skirt. Evan decided not to go in the soap opera like complications in his friends relationships, so he read on.

Pietro/Evan

That did it. Evan screamed and threw the paper to the ground. "DIE DIE DIE!" He shouted shooting flaming arrows at the paper until it finally caught fire and burned to ashes. He let out a sigh of relief and sat down. Then he decided to go find a pay phone and talk to his aunt,

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Ororo looked angry when she got off the phone with her nephew. She stormed into Professor Xavier's office. "We need to get help from any mutants not traumatized. Jean Grey is going down."

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Short chapter again. I finally wrote the morlock chapter, but it ended up more of an Evan chapter. Oh well. The story will soon come to a close. And the reason I didn't have Jean traumatize people like Magneto, Angel and the New Mutants is because they are all going to have to fight Jean and her dark master. Mwa ha ha ha ha . Well review, even though this chapter wasn't funny and it sucked,