Disclaimer: I don't own any of the rights or to the Rocky Horror, they are all the lovely Richard O'Brien's and Twentieth Century Fox's. I am just a kid mucking around with her hero's songs.

Author's Note: I quite like this one! This one is just by me!! Please R&R! I haven't been getting many reviews! Enjoy! Done to the sound of my Roxy Cast CD as it is the play version and my London Cast doesn't have this song on it :'(!
PLAY VERSION!!

I Can Make You A Pie

Frank: He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval -
A bad chef weighing 98 pounds
Got sand in his face
when kicked to the ground
His girl split on his pie
And soon in the kitchen
The sweat from his pores
As he cooks for his cause
Made it glisten and gleam
And with pastry and cream
The crust was thin but quite clean
It was a good pie

All: But the wrong pie

Frank: He cooked nutritious High-Protein
And beat with the best eggs
Tried to build up base,
It's sides, top and fillings.
Then a magazine advert with a new cooking plan
(said)

All: In just seven days I can make you a pie-ie-ie-ie-ie.

Frank: He'd done rolling and stirring
Cook and clean. Had a Taste
Thought dynamic cooking just must be a catch
So he re-read the advert to see how it ran

All: In just seven days I can make you a pie-ie-ie-ie-ie.