Praise the Awesome me!
Chapter 7
Tba- hi~ ship tease is inevitable. Lets see who we've ship teased (sorta) so far.
FrUk (sort of) Examples- date, this chapter (a little)
UsUk (Sort of) examples- date, this chapter (a little)
PrussiaEngland (sort of) examples- text messages/ Prussia fooling around
(TBA- hey, I like what I like. Besides, its fun~)
Prucan (Yes.) Examples- This chapter and chapter 4
PrussiaAustria (Sort of) ex- chapter 1
UsCanada (sort of) -chapter 4
GerIta- Chapter 1, chapter 6
PrussiaHungary- Chapter 1 and… uh… another chapter (To lazy to check)
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France- wearing maid outfit and holding England's riding crop* Strip tease?
England- *pointing to France* THAT IS NOT MINE!
Prussia- hey! No no no! This is my story. Out of the a/n!
Romano- hands over eyes* MYY EYESSS! THEY BBBUUURNNN!
Tba- okay, moving on. *gestures to story below* -_-*to France* put some clothes on, I don't want to see that.
France- what if it was on England?
Tba-…. Sure.
England- *runs away*
Prussia- COME ON! This is my story! Get out of the a/n!
Tba- *shrug* come on, a little ship tease never hurt anyone. Like I said, no pairings, but I don't mind ship tease.
Prussia- But this is MY story!
England- runs back* and you do like pairing me with him-
France- Jumps England* I've got him!
Tba- alright! Commence operation sweet and naughty maid!
France- only if I get to be the naughty one!
Tba- ….. *shrug* sure.
England- dragged away* Let me go! Th-This is kidnapping! This is a federal crime! I'll call my lawyers! I'll tell the royal guards! HELP!
Tba- it's not kidnapping. We're just taking you to another place, forcefully. *goes into a plane*
France- We're not going to hurt you… *chuckle*
Prussia-…. *face palm* I… never mind…
England- DAMN IT PRUSSIA! SAVE ME! *dragged onto a plane*
Prussia- Yeah yeah. *whistle* Alright my Gilbird army! Lets go!
By the way, Their world meeting is in 2 (in chapter) days.
Not counting this one, so after two chapters, it'll be the world summit.
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Prussia checked his comments, 'interesting…'
Gilbird looked at the screen and chirped.
"Dear Prussia, It's me Aqua again! Thanks for doing my dare! Mwuahahahaha *cough* Anyways, I got another dare. Go ask Canada out! OTL Sorry if I am going to go overload with prucan stuff. I-I just like prucan sooo much."
"I still don't know what a Prucan is, but I'll go on a date with Canada.
"BTW I could go to Germany but I don't know German language and plus we're in two different worlds...I think. ; u ; "
"I know what you mean, the crazy woman (Tba) wants to travel the world too."
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"Also Cammie(Cambodia) said thank you for punching France for her. She's going to buy the beer that you really like. She got something from you guys without asking. (She stole your beer because she remembered some of her bad memories back. She sometimes become so sad and frustrated of the memories that she doesn't think of asking you guys for the beer. She drinks so much beer and alcohol when those memories come to her.) OTL I hate it whenever
Chhaya(Cambodia) drinks a lot."
"Drinking sometimes is alright I guess… HEY! You took my prized beer! Oh well, remember to send it (the beer) okay? And it better not be that cheap stuff either. As she (Tba) says, 'alcohol can cause problems in your body, such as'… something about your liver. She knows too much."
"At the next world meeting, watch out for Cambodia's brother, Khm (Khmer rouge)He is planning something against you. He doesn't like you. :U Man is he rude U So gangster-like."
"He's just angry cause he's not as awesome as me, and that all the girls have crushes on me… And all the guys too."
"Also, I'm about to steal Spain, Romano, Italy, Japan, America, Canada, England, Fra-( Screw that, I don't want France raping everybody.), Latvia,China, and yo-...Maybe not (Even though I REALLY REALLY WANT TO!) I steal eue
-From Aqua"
"Not sure how you're gonna steal them, but you can steal Latvia, Russia, France, and Belarus. I keep Canada, England, and Italy, cause they're cute. And maybe America too, cause I need someone to play games with."
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(Japan-blush* …I'll think about it. (Translation- No...(i think))
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He wrote down in a black notepad (got it from Germany's room) 'date Canada. Figure out what to do from the crazy lady (Tba)'.
~Ding~
"Oh another one!"
Gilbird jumped off his shoulder and pecked at Prussia's hand.
"Alright buddy, lets get some food before we read it."
Prussia sipped his coffee, while Gilbird ate his sunflower seeds.
"hm… lets see…Dear most awesome Prussia~,"
"Hello my loyal fan."
"Kukuku, Well, you are, like, the best country ever (even though you arnt technicaly one anymore) and, well, I have a kinda strange request, And I hope you will be able to do it.~"
"Is that a challenge?" Gilbird chirped.
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"I want you to get someone who can perform magic (exp; England, Norway, sometimes Japan) And get one of them to transform you into a girl. Then, I want you to go around, Flirting and such. Tell the echanter to make it last for 24 hours only, unless you want to be a girl forever."
"Huh... be a girl… for 24 hours and flirt. Uh… that'd be kinda hard with Canada going on a date with me. hm… I wonder if there's a loop hole with that?"
"With lots of Deutsch Liebe, Lila~"
Prussia smiled, "I'll do my best."
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'Ding'
"Wow… more mail. Cool."
"Dear the Most Awesome, and Intelligent Prussia, Me Again! this is just something fun to do. Try and get people to say I'm Awesome then reply with No you're not dude don't lie. then feel free to play the song in their face to show how unawesome they are..."
"Damn right, no one is as awesome as me. Ah, but my loyal fans are pretty awesome."
"Oh and the next time you're in the mood to go on a rampage terrorizing and junk I suggest to have theme music to go with your awesome terror. May I suggest Despicable Me?"
"I would, but Tba said that if I did that, everyone would hear me, and that would be bad."
"Piyo!"
"Yeah, like last night."
"Piyo…"
"Its alright buddy. You didn't mean it."
"Piyo!"
'Ding!' Prussia clicked on the other message.
"Dear Most Awesome, and Devious Prussia"
"Awesome and devious? Well, I am thank you."
"I am Sooo Sorry for all the requests but I can't let this one go! at the world
conference please get Canada to stand up (preferably after being ignored by
everyone) and yell the very awesome Canadian commercial if you do not know it
here is a link"
There was a link at the bottom and Prussia clicked it.
He chuckled, "oh yeah! That video! I saw that once, when Tba showed it to me. Pretty awesome!"
"And the best part of North America! My name is Joe! And I am CANADIAN!"
"Awesome…." 'Now, how to get Canada to say that….'
"Piyo piyo piyo!"
"You're right Gilbird, we should ask her. She should be done with her tests now right?"
"Piyo."
{TheAwesomePrussia has signed on}
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Theblackangelz- Hey Gilbert
TheAwesomePrussia- Its Prussia!
Theblackangelz- riiiiggghhtt
TheAwesomePrussia- anyway, you left me alone and I had to do all the requests by myself for a while!
Theblackangelz- is it my fault that my tests are scheduled on the days you get requests and I have to study? Nooooooo. Blame the school system, government or something!
TheAwesomePrussia- I don't go to school. :)
Theblackangelz- Lucky. Anyway, you wanted something?
TheAwesomePrussia- oh yeah. First I gotta go on a date with Canada
Theblackangelz- Matthew. Such a sweet guy.
TheAwesomePrussia- but I also gotta go get England or Norway to turn me into a girl
Theblackangelz- have you taken your medication today?
TheAwesomePrussia-… what medication?
Theblackangelz- The medication that prevents you from going crazy. Did you take it?
TheAwesomePrussia- I'M NOT CRAZY WOMAN!
Theblackangelz- whatever you say 'Prussia'
TheAwesomePrussia- whatever. So I gotta do those two dares.
Theblackangelz- got anything planned out for the date?
TheAwesomePrussia- well no but
TheAwesomePrussia- oh looks like I got a new message.
Prussia clicked on the mail, "lets see…The location to meet at is at a carnival entrance. Then go in carnival and play games and stuff. Eat at some cafe. Then take Canada to a park for a bit THEN take him home."
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"I was going to go there anyway."
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Theblackangelz- what was the message about?
TheAwesomePrussia- where to take Matthew.
Theblackangelz- that sentence sounds wrong.
TheAwesomePrussia- oh, and IM the pervert?
Theblackangelz- just pointing it out. Where are you guys going anyway?
TheAwesomePrussia- to the carnival in town, its still gonna be there for a few more days.
TheAwesomePrussia- a café, park and then take him home
Theblackangelz- well okay. I was going to say to an amusement park, then to a café, then to the park for some change in scenery and then take him home. Looks like we think alike.
TheAwesomePrussia- geez, I think you and England would get along great. Both of you are romanticists.
Theblackangelz-theres nothing wrong with that!
TheAwesomePrussia- bet you want someone to sweep you off your feet too? Should I introduce you to America? *nudge nudge* *wink wink*
Theblackangelz- Go. To. Hell.
TheAwesomePrussia- Yeah yeah. So about that loop hole?
Theblackangelz- well, not sure how that's going to work. I mean, changing you into a girl will probably take a while, you know with all the surgery and stuff.
Theblackangelz- there's no guarantee that you'll become a boy again and
TheAwesomePrussia- Like I said, we use magic. England can do it. Not Norway, cause… well, he … I never know what he's thinking.
Theblackangelz- Stoic character?
TheAwesomePrussia- you… are weird.
Theblackangelz- Shut. Up.
TheAwesomePrussia- hm… so about the thing
Theblackangelz- well, I guess if you did use magic, you could turn into a girl and pretend you're someone else, and go on a date with matthew. Then you could 'flirt' with others, but once they got interested, you could say, 'sorry boys, I'm with him.' And cling to matthew. Which would make him blush and
TheAwesomePrussia- you and your fantasies. But I guess that works cause I bet I'm just as sexy as a girl.
Theblackangelz- you and your ego.
Theblackangelz- I bet it keeps expanding, like the universe.
Theblackangelz- hopefully it'll explode sometimes soon. You're ego not the universe that is.
TheAwesomePrussia- you're such a nerd, who would say something like that?
Theblackangelz- you're such an idiot. Everyone knows the universe is expanding.
TheAwesomePrussia- shut up.
Prussia back on the bed with his cell phone in his hand.
Gilbird hopped around him on the bed. "Piyo piyo!"
"Turn into a girl huh?"
"Piyo piyo piyo piyo!"
"Maybe I should take a before and after photo."
"P-piyo!" Gilbird slipped and fell face down into the mattress.
Prussia sat up, "nah, normally when people do that, they're on some sort of diet or something." He searched through his phonebook.
"England~" Prussia said cheerfully.
England's bedroom~
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England grabbed the ringing phone and growled, "What do you want Prussia?"
"Awww, don't be like that England. I did you a favor-"
"WHO SAID I WANTED TO GO ON A DATE WITH FRANCE?" England yelled, waking his cat Charles.
"Come on England, America was there to-"
"AND WHY DID YOU TELL AMERICA YOU BLOODY GIT?"
"Well, I know you, France, and America have 'ust'-" (Unresolved Sexual Tension)
"WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!"
"By the way, what happened after that anyway?"
"PRUSSIA WHEN I-"
The blanket shifted and America stuck his head out. "You're being really loud England."
France yawned, "Yes, you're giving me a headache."
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"Hehe. So you really did do it didn't you England?"
"ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK! WE JUST GOT DRUNK! B-BOTH OF YOU, GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!" America and France quickly got out, England was very scary in the morning.
Prussia snickered to himself, 'blackmail blackmail blackmail.'
'Oh speaking of blackmail…' he looked at his phone then back at his laptop.
'Better tell her what's up with those three.'
He was typing away on his laptop when England spoke again.
"Alright, those two are gone. Was there something you wanted Prussia?"
"Oh yeah, can you turn me into a girl?"
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"…why?"
"Oh I thought you wanted to get back at me or something. It's a good idea. But only for a day, cause any longer and you might fall for me."
"S-shut up! Who would fall for you anyway?"
Prussia smirked and kept typing.
"A-anyway… I guess I could. "
"By the way, do you know if Canada's going to do anything today?"
"Hm? Canada? Um… he's staying with me remember? He's still asleep. Why?"
"No reason, I'll be there as soon as I finish breakfast. Tell Tony to beam me up okay?"
"W-why do I have to do it? P-Prussia? Prussia! Are you even listening to me you-?"
"Love you~" Prussia ended the call and turned off his laptop.
"Well Gilbird, looks like we're heading out."
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Growl~
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"After breakfast!"
"Piyo!"
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England grumbled to himself as he set up the magic circle in his basement.
"Damn Prussia. Deserves to die. Bastard. Gonna turn him… into a fucking frog." He mumbled angrily to himself, drawing runes with white chalk on the ground.
He stepped back and looked at it, "Hm.. that should be fine for a transformation spell. Although, maybe I should have drawn it with pink chalk instead. I'm running out of white." He shrugged and put the chalk back into the box and opened the spell book.
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"Hm… transformations… lets see… garbage, garter snake, gate, gay-feather, gazelle, gazelle hounds, gazpacho… no that's not it, lets skip…genderless, genie, gentleman, gentlewoman, genus, gnome…" England frowned and proceeded to skip a few pages.
"Ginger root, Ginseng, Gin mill, giraffe, girdle, there it is, Girl."
He skimmed through the spell. "Lets see, have the person stand in the circle, poppies, sunflowers, and… roses? Hm… what else, sugar, spice, and everything nice. …it's good that I got that from my fairy friends. …hm… and a pinch of mint."
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He took the required materials from his shelves, all appropriately labeled because he is organized like that, and set them on a table nearby.
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Knock Knock
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"Oi England, I'm here!" The door swung open, slamming into the wall, England flinched at the sound.
"That door is old! Don't slam it!" England yelled rushing up the stairs to scold Prussia.
Prussia rolled his eyes, "Dude, it's just a door, you can replace it."
"That's not the point!" England grabbed Prussia's arm and dragged him down the stairs, "Honestly Prussia, you don't really care about anything do you? Try being normal for once will you? You only care when things interest you, that's a bad habit you know!"
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Prussia sighed, "Yeah, yeah, lets get this over with."
England let go and crossed his arms over his chest, frowning. "Prussia, until you apologize, I won't do anything. That door has been slammed how many times now? By both you and America, I might add. Honestly, the two of you always interrupt me during a spell, can't you knock?"
"I did knock." Prussia pointed out. He smirked, "You know, you're kinda cute when you're angry."
England promptly hit him with the thick spell book. "Shut up."
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Prussia pointed to the circle with his left hand, his right rubbing the bump on his head, "So, I just stand there?"
"Yes, and don't move or do anything stupid." England pushed Prussia into the center and walked out of the circle. He threw roses, poppies, sunflowers, sugar, some spice, mint, and poured the last remaining ingredient on the circle.
"Okay, I'll begin now. DON'T MOVE."
'What have I gotten myself into?'
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England started speaking in Latin, a language Prussia hadn't heard in a while.
"{Oh great god, Tzeentch, I call upon thee. Change this foolish man into what I wish. Be no more a man, a woman you will become.}"
England glanced at Prussia before adding, "{For a day.}
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The flowers scattered around Prussia began too burst into flames, emitting a smoke that covered him.
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"H-Hey! I-I can't see a thing!"
"Don't struggle Prussia! It'll be over soon- I said don't struggle!" *
"How can I not when you did this to me?"
"I said it'll be over soon- Prussia!"
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When the smoke finally cleared England sighed with relief, "looks like it went without a hitch." Not much actually changed, only that he now had a rather nice figure and had quite large... *ahem* Oh yes, his hair was longer to, just past his… or rather her, shoulders.
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Prussia frowned, "weird, I don't feel different."
England looked up and blushed, "Er… well… you certainly look… different…"
The white button up shirt and black pants Prussia wore before seemed to be a bit looser on him now. He avoided looking at Prussia' new chest, after all… a gentleman wouldn't do that.
"Prussia, please button up your shirt, its unsightly." He turned around and coughed.
Prussia tilted his head to the side, "ha?"
"You're um… the white shirt…"
Prussia looked down, noticing his new breasts were showing. "Oh cool!" He started feeling them, "Guess it really did work huh?' He gave one of them a small squeeze.
England sighed, "Girls don't act like that Prussia."
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"You would know." Prussia stood up, grinning.
England's face turned red and he spluttered, "You! Why I- P-Prussia you! ARGH!" He turned around and was about to stomp away when Prussia pulled him back.
"Aww come'on England, I was just joking. Have some humor."
"…Prussia…"
"Yeah?"
"You're… pressing… against my…"
"Huh? Oh…" Prussia grinned, "Do you like it?~"
"PRUSSIA!"
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Prussia sat on the sofa, rubbing the bump on his (her?) head, mumbling about how England was a prude.
England sipped his tea, his cat curled up on his lap.
"So are you going to tell me why you wanted to become a girl?"
"No…"
"Then I'll turn you into the most hideous thing in the world."
"A clone of Russia with your eyebrows?"
England's eye twitched, "No. You'll be…"
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~Outside the house~
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Canada dug around for the keys England lent him in his pocket when he heard a scream.
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU WOULDN'T!"
Canada blinked, that's weird, England didn't normally have girls over.
Wait.
England + (Unknown) Girl + in a house (alone) + together + screaming= …
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Canada started pacing, 'what should I do? what should I do? What's going on?'
Kumajirou tugged on his owner's pants, "Just go in."
He was ignored because Canada was panicking about what to do.
'What if its someone that… oh what should I do?' he paused and listened, everything was silent, so…
'Everything should be okay right? I should stay calm and pretend I didn't hear anything. Like how I pretend when I heard France and… Don't think about it!' he shook his head and opened the door.
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Why was England and some girl…
"Did I… interrupt something?"
The girl and England were on the couch, the girl was straddling him, both of them turned to Canada. (England is lying down on the couch.)
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"C-Canada?" England quickly sat up and pushed Prussia off of him. Prussia yelped when he fell on his butt.
"Damn it England! After threatening me, you push me off the couch?"
England's eye twitched, "You're the one who jumped me! Stupid Pr…Pervert!"
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(The beginning of 'Prussia' sounds like 'per' or 'pur') (if you hold the first syllable. Or maybe it's just me?)
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"…."
Prussia gave him a weird look, the look that said, 'Is that the best you can do?'
"Well I was begging you not to go through with the threat! … er.. I mean asking…"
"Um.. and you are?" Canada asked, not noticing Kumajirou tugging on his pants (TROUSER) leg.
Prussia got up, dusted off and sat on the couch like he didn't just fall on his butt infront of a cute guy.
"Oh, me? I'm-"
"Silvia!" England interrupted.
"Huh?"
Prussia smiled, "Don't mind him. Like he said, my name is Silvia, what's your's?" Prussia winked. England rolled his eyes, "Stop pestering him Silvia."
Prussia whined, "But Arthur~"
England's eye twitched, 'Right, we're pretending he's not Prussia. And a normal person wouldn't know I'm 'England.'
"Do... you two know each other?"
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"Uh... yes… Silvia is…"
"An old friend." Prussia said smiling.
'You idiot, by saying an old friend, he's going to wonder how I know you and what's my relationship with you… not that I have a relationship with you or anything…'
"Wanker."
"What?" both of them asked.
"Hm? Oh did I say that out loud?" Both Canada and Prussia nodded, "Oh… um…" He stood up, "How about I go make some tea?"
"Eh? Tea but-" Canada started to say.
"I'm not really a big fan of-"
England ran to the kitchen so fast, it would have put the Italys to shame.
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"…." 'What do I do in this situation?' Canada wondered as he sat down on the armchair.
"…." 'This is a perfect chance to get Mattie's… uh... I mean Canada's attention… now… what would a girl do to flirt? …hm…'
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~~~flash back~
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Theblackangelz- so, you need anything else?
TheAwesomePrussia- Yeah, what do I do to flirt?
Theblackangelz-…. Excuse me?
TheAwesomePrussia- you know, get a dude's attention.
Theblackangelz-…You get attention just being yourself.
TheAwesomePrussia- well yeah. But if I did that, he'd know its me.
Theblackangelz- awwww. You're learning! I'm so proud of you~~~
TheAwesomePrussia- quit it! That's creepy!
Theblackangelz- as for the flirting thing, I cant help you with it.
TheAwesomePrussia why?
Theblackangelz- I. Don't. Flirt.
Theblackangelz- I'm so dense when it comes to love, mostly my love life, that I don't even realize it when people flirt with me. Flirting with someone is not possible. I have some tips though, if you want someone to be uncomfortable.
TheAwesomePrussia- using girl charms?
Theblackangelz- not sure what you mean by that… but… I guess…
TheAwesomePrussia-… right…
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'She was completely unhelpful!'
"Um… my name is Matthew… N-nice to meet you."
Prussia snapped back to reality and stared at Canada, "Huh? Right. Nice to meet you C-cute guy named Matthew." 'Almost slipped there and called him Canada.'
Canada blushed, "R-right… um…"
"Hey would you like to go on a date with me?" Well, better to be upfront then subtle.
"Eh? I- I mean yes… I guess… I…"
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England came back into the room with tea.
"Oh a date?" He stared at Prussia, "As long as you're okay with it."
'Dude, England, don't do that. It's freaky.'
"I'll have him back before midnight!"
"By ten."
"What? Why be such a party pooper Ar-"
"You'll have him back by ten. Do you understand?" The smile England gave him reminded him of their 'pirate days', needless to say, England was scary back then…
Prussia laughed nervously, "R-right. Promise."
"Um… okay… where should we go?"
"Oh, I was thinking of a….carnival. But I gotta get ready." Prussia winked, "it's a date, and I can't go wearing this."
'Why not?' Both England and Canada wondered since Prussia's clothes didn't seem so out of place. (White shirt and black pants)
"Um… right… where's the carnival?"
Prussia got up, "A few streets downtown from Berlin."
"You came from Berlin?" Canada asked. Speaking of which, this person did remind him of someone…
"Well, Canada, let's get you ready for your date." England said changing the subject and ushering Canada to the stairs.
"See ya Matthew!" Prussia yelled heading out the door.
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'Wait, didn't England call me Canada, why didn't she think it was weird?'
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Prussia hummed to himself as he shut the door, 'well, step one is done, next is step-'
"Ow!"
"Oh sorry! Are you okay?"
Prussia got up off the ground, and glared at the person who bumped into him.
"Watch where you're going!" Prussia yelled at America, who was holding some bags in his hands.
America blinked, "You remind me of someone, who are you?"
"What are you talking about? I'm-"
The door opened and England called out, "America? Is that you? It took you three hours to get groceries?"
America laughed, "I got lost."
"You idiot! I gave you a map, and you come here all the time, how did you possibly get lost?"
America ignored England and turned to Prussia, "Hey, do you know England?"
"Don't ignore me!" England yelled.
"Huh? Oh yeah." A tiny light bulb went off in his head, 'hit two birds with one stone, guess I can 'flirt a little while I'm here.'
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"What's your relationship with him?"
"We don't have a relationship you idiot!"
"We…" Prussia smirked, "are very good friends."
"Oh." America shifted the bags in his arms.
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'Oooh, do I detect jealousy?'
"Well that's good, this guy is extremely lonely, and doesn't have many friends. He hasn't had a date in a while too, no girl will put up with him."
"I- I beg your pardon?"
"Don't worry, I'll be sure to keep him 'entertained'." Prussia turned and went on his merry way.
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"America! You get in here this instant! I swear I'm going to-"
America smiled, "Yeah yeah."
'She didn't say anything when I said 'England', either she knows about us, or she's one of us. I don't remember meeting a girl like that, but I do remember someone who looks like her…'
"Hey England… Did Prussia come by recently?"
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Prussia went into a clothing store, a random clothing store and began picking out clothes.
Preferably cheap ones since he probably wasn't going to wear them afterwards, since they are girl clothes.
He picked out a black and red striped jacket, a black shirt with white butterflies as the design (deemed it very girly), a denim skirt (the rest of the skirts weren't to his taste and it was warm out), bought a red belt, and a bag of rubber bands.
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He bought the clothes, went to a restroom in the nearby Mc Donald's, and left.
He would like to add, all eyes were on him.
I guess he just has that effect on people, female, or male.
(Don't tell him I said that, it'll boost his ego further.)
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Prussia sipped a strawberry smoothie while waiting on the bus to take him to the carnival entrance.
'Almost there…' He checked his cell phone for the time. 'Canada should be here soon.' He stuffed it back into his pocket (the skirt had pockets, one of the reasons he bought it.)
'ring ring'
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Prussia pulled out his cell phone again, 'a text from England?'
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Invinsible_English_Gentleman- Prussia, Canada should be there soon
AwesomestCountryAlive- awesome. By the way, how some you called me Silvia?
Invinsible_English_Gentleman- Your friend. She said she thought that'd be the perfect name for you, if you were a girl
AwesomestCountryAlive- Why?
Invinsible_English_Gentleman- No clue. And she's… strange
AwesomestCountryAlive- No kidding,
AwesomestCountryAlive- oh hey! I see Mattie, ttyl!
Invinsible_English_Gentleman- I expect you to be a gentleman on your date Prussia!
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Prussia stood up and waved to Canada who looked very nervous.
Canada was wearing a vest over a t-shirt, with black pants.
'why do I get the feeling that America and England fought over what he was going to wear? And while they were fighting Canada ran off?... maybe its just me….'
"Hey Matthew!"
Canada smiled nervously, "Uh... um… hi…"
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England and America watched them from behind a store.
"Do we really have to spy on them?"
"YES! Er… I mean… um… yes…" England watched as Prussia and Canada talked to eachother.
America shrugged, and spotted a man selling cotton candy, "Hey look! Cotton Candy!"
He proceeded to drag England away.
"Ah! America you moron! Don't get distracted so easily!"
'You owe me one Canada.' America thought to himself as he waited in line, England kept hitting America's arm to get him to let go.
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Prussia scratched his head, "So where do you want to go first?"
Canada blinked, "Eh? I thought you… um… how about those stalls?" He pointed to the stalls that had various games to win prizes.
"Alright! Let's go!" Prussia grabbed Canada's hand and practically ran to the stalls, determined to show Canada his skills.
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Canada sweat dropped, how was this girl so good at this game?
Prussia laughed manically as he held the 'toy rifle' and shot down prizes without missing a single one.
Even the vendor was getting a little scared, though, probably for a different reason…
Prussia tisked as he ran out of ammo, "Damn it, I'm out." He looked at Canada, "You want to play another game?"
"Um okay, maybe that one."
"Sure. Hey, can you put those prizes in a bag for me? Thanks."
Prussia took the bag and followed Canada towards the next game.
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"So… all we have to do, is get these tennis balls into that can?"
Prussia pointed to the slightly tilted sideways garbage cans.
"Yep, if you get at least two in, you get a prize. If you get three in at once, you get an extra prize."
"Looks easy, ready Mattie?" Prussia asked putting down the money for two games.
"Uh... ready."
Both of them threw their first, but only Canada's got in, Prussia threw his so hard it bounced off the bottom of the can and came out.
"You're throwing it too hard Silvia."
"Who? Oh right. I get it. Thanks."
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Canada smiled as he hugged a gigantic stuffed bear to himself, Prussia wondered if Canada could actually see where he was going since it was blocking his (Prussia's) view.
'Now I have a friend for Kumakichi to play with.'
The bear was brown, but the way Canada was holding it reminded Prussia of the white bear that Canada normally held. What was his name again? Kumajirou?
Oh well, not that it matters.
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"Alright, what next?' Canada asked.
" Um… how about some rides?"
"I guess, but we'd have to put our stuff down and I don't know where to put-"
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Oh Canada~ Our home and native land~
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Canada took his cell phone out of his pocket and answered it, "Hello?"
'Real patriotic dude.' Prussia thought to himself.
"Eh? A-Amer… Al?"
'Why America calling him? You'd think England would be the one calling since he went all 'big brother mode' on me.'
"Eh? R-really? Um… okay.. thanks… fine… I'll owe you one…H-hey is that England?"
Prussia stepped a little closer to hear a bit of their conversation, he did hear England yelling in the background.
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"You moron let me go! I already got you cotton candy, popcorn, a corn dog and a soda! What more do you want?"
'Looks like America's been dragging England all over the place…'
"Geez England, loosen up will you? Anyway Canada, the car is in the parking lot, you remember it right? You got the spare key, go ahead and put your stuff there and have fun with… Silvia."
"Eh? K-key?"
"Yeah, I slipped it into the pants while you were busy with England."
"W-what?"
"Hey- wait! England! Ow that's hurts!—YOU BIT ME?—That's—phone! Give it back!"
"Canada, this is England, look you're- Stupid America! Let go!—OW! You're hurting me! (sorry England!) W-wait! Give back the phone-"
Prussia plucked the phone out of Canada's hands and closed it, "Well you heard them. Let's leave the stuff there."
"….right…"
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They put their stuff there and left quickly, mostly because Prussia didn't want to be killed by a (very likely) pissed off England. Actually, he almost felt sorry for America since America would have to deal with him. Then again, it was America's fault England was angry. Okay, part of it was his fault, but he wasnt going to admit that.
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"Okay, want to go on any rides Mattie?"
Canada looked around and pointed to a large roller coaster in front of them, "Lets ride that one!"
Prussia cringed, the ride looked long and he was sure it was going to make him sick, and, it looked very unstable.
'It looks like wood, its like its about to fall apart any second!'
"Uh maybe we should-" Prussia 's resolve to ride something else wavered when he saw how excited Canada looked.
"W-well okay…"
'why do you have to be so cute? Damn it. I'm weak to cute things.'
Prussia sighed as Canada dragged him towards the line for the ride.
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Prussia braced himself against the wall, as Canada jumped up and down.
"Lets do it again!"
"uh… maybe later… how about the marry go round?" 'I think I can handle something like that.'
Canada stopped jumping, "Okay."
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As they walked to the merry go round, Prussia noticed a certain bickering couple riding the teacups.
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"Damn it Am- Alfred! Stop spinning it so fast!" They were sitting in a white tea cup with a red rose on the side.
"Awww, but its fun! …let's see if it can go faster…" America laughed grabbing the small 'table' in the middle and turning it.
"NOOOO!"
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Prussia whistled to himself, 'looks like they're having fun.'
"Silvia?"
"Hm? Oh its nothing. Which one you want to ride?"
Canada climbed onto the white one with a gold mane named 'Morning Glory', "Which one are you gong to pick?"
"Huh well…" Prussia climbed onto the completely white horse next to Canada's named 'Shadow.'
'What a weird name for a white horse.'
Canada laughed, "My knight on a white horse?"
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Prussia laughed, "Only if you want me to be."
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'lets see, we played games, rode a few rides, next is café and then the park right?'
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Growl~
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Canada blushed, "s-sorry… I'm kind of hungry after all that…"
'Actually I think that was my stomach…'
"Right! Lets go eat, look there's a café over there!"
Pointing to a café that had a sign that said 'Help Wanted'.
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'I probably should have read the sign….' Prussia thought to himself as Canada sat across from him reading the menu.
'If I did I wouldn't have took him to this 'couples' café. Seriously…' he looked around, seeing boys with their girl friends, and a few girls with their girlfriends… 'We look so out of place.'
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"H-have you decided on what you'll have?" A very familiar voice asked.
Prussia looked up to see England wearing the uniform for the café, holding a notepad and a pen.
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"E- Arthur? W-what are you doing here?" Canada asked.
"Yeah! What he said!"
England's eye twitched and he looked like he was about to crush the pen in his hand, "Damn Am- Alfred. He ate so much we were forced to work it off since it didn't take his cards and I didn't bring mine. Stupid git, why does he have to eat so damn much? Stupid bloody-"
"W-wait! He's here too?"
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England calmed down, "Yeah, he's over there…" He pointed to a corner of the room where many girls were gathering around.
England's eye twitched, "He's not even doing his job is he?"
"Hey Arthur? Uh… our order?" Prussia waved trying to get England's attention.
"Huh? Right. Make it quick, I'm going to yell at that idiot."
'It's a good thing you don't really work here, people would complain the service sucks.'
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"Um.. I'd like some parfait. A slice of strawberry cake, and pudding please." Canada said.
"Right." England wrote down the order quickly and turned to Prussia, "And you?"
"Huh? Oh uh…" Prussia grabbed the menu and looked through it, 'damn is everything in this café sweet? Oh well.'
"Some coffee, a doughnut and a slice of coffee cake."
England wrote it down and peeled the paper off, "Your order will be ready in a few minutes." He turned around, walked to the kitchen, then walked back out and towards here America was.
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'I guess we just sit back and watch the fight.' Prussia leaned back against the plush seat.
'I hope America's going to be okay…' Canada thought to himself.
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Prussia laughed as he wiped the cream off his face, "That was the awesomest food fight, EVER."
Canada sighed as he pulled a banana peel off his head, "I can't believe I'm related to them."
"We should go back in!"
"No! They're still flinging sundaes in there!"
"That's the point! We get to see people get pelted with ice cream!"
Prussia glanced at Canada and laughed, "Got a little cream on your face Canada."
"Huh? Where?"
"Right, here." Prussia wiped the cream off Canada's cheek and tasted it, "Yum, vanilla."
Canada blushed, "Hey, Silvia."
"What is it Mattie?"
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"You just called me Canada."
"…." 'Shit shit shit shit shit'
"You're Prussia… right?"
Prussia was about to run his hand through his hair until he noticed it was covered in chocolate. "Yeah."
"So… why are you a girl?"
"Huh? Well that's…"
'I kinda don't want Mattie to know I've been hanging out with him cause I was asked to. I mean I don't want to hurt his feelings…'
Prussia winked, "A secret."
Canada sighed, "I thought so." He looked over his clothes, they were covered with chocolate syrup, ice cream, and splatters of, he sniffed it, strawberry?
"We should get changed. I feel kinda sticky."
Prussia laughed, "Hey! At least its on your clothes, most of its in my hair. Man England can really aim right?"
"That's because he mistook me for America and you…."
"Kesesese, no worries. I'm fine. Lets get cleaned up. People are starting to stare you know."
"Where are we going to clean up?"
"Uh… hotel?"
"EHHHH?"
"Joking. lets just head over to McDonalds or something and get cleaned up and go buy some new clothes."
"Okay."
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After they cleaned up, bought new clothes and changed, they decided that it was almost time to go home.
"Well, England did say to bring you home around 10, but its only 7. Want to head to the park?"
"The park?"
"Yeah, you know, swings, sand box, slides…" Prussia grinned, "I'm a master at the monkey bars, wanna see?"
"Well, since America and England are probably home, I guess staying out a little longer wouldn't hurt."
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~Park~
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"You know, it's been a while since I went to a park." Canada said as Prussia pushed him on the swing.
"I'm not surprised, I mean, not many people come to a park nowadays."
"That's not what I mean. It just kinda feels… nostalgic. That's all."
Prussia stopped pushing and got onto the other swing.
"Yeah. Its nice to relax once in a while."
"Hey Prussia."
"Hm?"
"I…had fun today."
"Me too Mattie. Me too."
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"I should probably get home soon, you know how England is…"
"Whoa! Its 9 already. Man, he's going to kill me if your not home on time. Crap. Uh... TAXI!"
"Prussia, a taxi cant take you from Berlin to England in an hour."
"Oh right…" he dialed a number, "America? Yeah tell Tony to beam us up."
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England mumbled angrily to himself as he repeatedly tapped his foot.
"Bloody America. I'm going to curse him. A ghost, a vengeful one. One that will haunt him for weeks."
"Dude… I can hear you…"
"Alfred Franklin Jones! Why did you stop me! I was just trying to spy on them!"
"….You were?" America turned to change the channel, "….didnt notice…"
"ARGH! You bloody idiot! Why don't you read the atmosphere you git!"
America shrugged, "You're being more naggy than usual."
"I'm not being naggy!"
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~Ding Dong~
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They looked at eachother, both giving the other a 'you answer it' stare.
"America, answer the door."
"I'm watching tv!"
England snatched the remote from his hands, "Now go."
"Fine fine."
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~Outside~
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"I… I had a nice time."
Prussia smiled, "Me too."
"Um… I'll see you at the summit in 2 days right?"
"Yep. Well, probably. I mean if I can get West to let me. Or I just sneak in."
"Okay."
"…oh yeah, I need you to do me a favor."
"…."
"Come on, its just a small one….Please?"
"what is it?"
"Well…. I'll send you the link later okay Mattie?"
"Okay… By the way Prussia…"
"Yeah?"
"I…"
The door opened, nearly hitting Canada and Prussia.
"What are you guys standing around for?" America asked.
"N-Nothing! B-bye Prussia!" Canada quickly hurried in.
"Bye Prussia." America said cheerfully shutting the door.
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Yo, Prussia here,
Received a package today, my promised beer!
As for me and Canada's date, we went around and won lots of prizes. Mattie got a huge stuffed bear, he's pretty good at shooting games.
I had a great time with Mattie. He said he enjoyed it too.
Ps… Never let him challenge you to an air hockey match. Apparently, he's good at that too. And deadly.
Pps..I guess I owe America one for making sure England didn't interrupt our date.
Their food fight was awesome by the way, wish I recorded it.
Ppps...The summit is in 2 days. Guess I better get ready.
Pppps.. you should've seen West's face when I came home. He looked like he'd seen a ghost. Then he sorta just shook his head. Said he 'didn't want to know.'
Hope I'm back to normal tomorrow morning.
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~TheAwesomePrussia~
A/N
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* "H-Hey! I-I can't see a thing!"
"Don't struggle Prussia! It'll be over soon- I said don't struggle!"
"How can I not when you did this to me?"
"I said it'll be over soon- Prussia!"
. Kinda sounds like Prussia and England are doing something kinky.
(Bed, blind fold, and a black tie) Or maybe that's just me.
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BTW Canada's national anthem is awesome. Then again, I tend to love every national anthem.
But when I try to sing Germany's or France's… I fail so horribly (I'd be surprised if I could sing it)
England's is nice too, but I kinda prefer 'Rule Britannia'. It's… just so catchy…
(And 'God Save the Queen' I can't sing along to, cause the high notes…..)
And it talks about the sea/ocean (Waves, but you know what I mean).
If I could, I would learn every language in the world.
Cause they're all awesome.
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A food fight with America and England, I can definitely imagine it.
It starts with England getting pissed and shoving cake into America's face.
America then dumps a parfait on England's head….
*chuckling evilly*
And then everyone gets hit, and Prussia gets hit cause he's protecting Canada from getting it.
It's sweet isn't it? I mean, its not like he can get hurt or anything. I mean, its just… sweets right?
Tba- has bump on head* sorry this took so long guys.
Prussia- humph, you deserve that for making my fans wait.
Tba- I can't think, okay? I mean, I've been so distract- OMG! Phoenix Wright- *gets hit by Prussia* WAAAAHHH Why'd you hit meeeeee?
Prussia- (.)/ the awesome me demands you pay attention when I'm talking to you!
Tba- I cant help it- NANCY DREW!
Prussia- …. I should just give up.
Tba- I'm sorry…. Miles-
Prussia- YOU'RE NOT SORRY AT ALL!
Tba- aww, can't I enjoy my summer?
Prussia- no you can't.
Tba- pweease? *big eyes*
Prussia- now that's just creepy
Tba-….
Prussia- ….
Tba-sorry, I had massive writters block.
Prussia- I should start writing the story instead.
Tba- expect everything from Prussia's perspective and the word 'awesome' every sentence or every other sentence then.
Prussia- I don't say awesome that much!
Tba- you just said it.
Prussia-… no I didn't (Tba- yeah you did) nope!
Tba- yeah! (Prussia- I didn't crazy woman!) oh yeah? What was the word I told you not to say?
Prussia- ha! Its awesome! …shit.
Tba- whoooo I win! *grabs pillow and heads to room* I'll see you in 7 months
Prussia- TBA! TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING! COME ON! 7 MONTHS?
Tba-zzzzzzzzzz
Prussia-… when I convince her, you'll be hearing from us, until then, TBA! WAKE UP! EVEN I'M NOT THAT LAZY! WHY DO YOU NEED 7 MONTHS OF SLEEP ANYWAY? TBA!
(written this before going awol on you guys. Haha… oops…)
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Prussia- even angrier* I fucking hate you! Cause now my fans hate me!
Tba- reading stuff* hey, lets check out the countries that consume the most alcohol.
Prussia-… *reads* Lets see, number 15 UK
Tba- …..THIS IS OBVIOUSLY WRONG! (.) *flips table over*
Prussia- number 14 France
Tba- …you're joking right?
Prussia- number 13 Ireland
Tba-…. *shrug*
Prussia- Portugal is 12
Tba- YAY! 12!
Prussia- crazy woman. 11 is… South Korea? Is he even old enough to drink?
Tba- well… yeah, he might not look like it but…
Prussia- 10 is Croatia, nice guy isn't he?
Tba- never met him.
Prussia-...right. number 9 is….Belarus…..
Tba- quickly! Move onto the next one before she hears you!
Prussia- 8 is Romania. Romania's pretty old fashioned sometimes, but generally nice.
Tba- once again, never met Romania. *looks up Romantia* ...he's hot...
Prussia- 7 is Andorra. Nice place.
Tba- number 6 is… ESTONIA? Guess dealing with Russia is a bit hard…
Prussia- 5 is Ukraine… no comment.
Tba- 4 is RUSSIA! Oh by the way, we're not trying to insult anyone or make fun of them because they drink. I just find things like this interesting if not completely hilarious when you add hetalia characters to the mix.
Prussia- number 3 is …HUNGARY? I knew it! She's been the one stealing my stash!
Tba- well it wasn't me. *doesn't drink*
Prussia- next is Czech Republic. Cute kid, though I don't think Turkey would let him drink.
Tba- he better not.
Prussia- and the number 1 is… Moldova? WHY ISNT IT ME?
Tba- I'm sort of surprised there's no US in there. Apparently the Us imports a lot of wine, and that China is starting to overtake the US, at least, in importing wine.
Prussia- remind me again, why are you so weird?
Tba- cause I could careless about things that don't interest me.
Prussia- and things like this interest you.
Tba- exactly. Cause its weird.
Prussia- I guess you wouldn't know any politics then?
Tba- you'd be surprised…. I mean… There are a few articles about it. *has a habit of reading ANYTHING and EVERYTHING she gets her hands on (figuratively and literally)* It doesn't interest me much though.
Prussia- I know, its pretty boring.
Tba- yep.
~This is longer, so… you guys forgive me right? Right? Please? No? *goes into depression corner* okay…
3 pages of A/n 22 pages.
So 19 pages of story.
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TBA~
