Author's Note: Thanks to everybody who reviewed. And thanks to illwind for offering the appearance of this story in Italian. Wow! I never thought that would happen until after I actually got a book published! Cool!

Just a little advertising for my other fics real quick: Convergence of Time is a Harry Potter/FF7 x-over, non-humor. (By the way, I'm only advertising my FF7 fics, not like I have any other active ones.) Behind the Demon is a FF7/Sailor Moon x-over…non-humor, co-authored with Niara A. Tepes, don't ask. And one last one is posted on Niara's account. It's Shinigami, a FF7/Gundam Wing x-over, non-humor though it will have some strictly humor chapters (such as Kadaj and Duo playing pranks on everybody and Yazoo's infamous cell phone camera), again, don't ask. I'll try to do some more strictly FF7 fics after this one…but, well, we'll see.

Also, I don't know exactly all the lyrics to the song and I'm too lazy to look it up '-- so I'm guessing on some of this.

Disclaimer: Still don't own it…or the Fish Heads song.

Babysitting?

By Aurora M. Tepes

Chapter 7: Fish Heads

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!

Sephiroth clutched the side of his head as he lumbered out of his room. He remembered getting the mail, he remembered seeing a ninja dead on the living room carpet, he remembered taking Yazoo's gun away and going into his room, but what happened next?

Kadaj was squealing with laughter, Loz was laughing too. There was a strange popping sound coming from the living room.

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!

"You think this is enough?" Loz hissed. Kadaj nodded, still laughing.

"Fifty-seven," Yazoo confirmed. Another pop.

In the morning laughing happy fish heads, in the evening floating in the soup.

"What are you guys doing!" Sephiroth demanded groggily. He walked into the living room and gasped. The floor was covered in…

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!

Tomatoes! What's more, the tomatoes weren't coming from the fridge or anything of the sort, they were popping out of Yazoo's gun whenever he pulled the trigger.

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!" Sephiroth demanded.

Ask a fish head anything at all, they won't answer, they can't talk.

Yazoo accidentally shot Sephiroth with a tomato. He dropped his head in shame and clutched his gun. Sephiroth glared at him. Yazoo pulled the trigger and a little sign popped out that read, 'I'm sorry.' A question mark appeared over Sephiroth's head but disappeared soon afterward.

"What is wrong with that gun?" he asked.

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!

Kadaj scowled and jumped to his feet.

"HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YAZOO'S GUN! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!" he screamed. Sephiroth backed up.

"Woah, woah, hold it!" he said nervously.

I took a fish head out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.

"I just want to know what the heck you guys are doing to my living room!" Loz smiled. "Well?"

"WE'RE MAKING KATSUP!" Kadaj screamed happily. Sephiroth sweat dropped.

"There's katsup in the fridge."

"WE KNOW!"

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!

"Then why are you making katsup?"

"BECAUSE THE KATSUP IN THE FRIDGE TRIED TO FORCE-FEED ME BANANAS!" A question mark appeared over Sephiroth's head.

"So…How is he doing that?" Sephiroth asked, pointing to Yazoo.

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters, they're not good dancers, they don't play drums.

All three children shrugged.

"Well… I don't want katsup in my living room."

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!

Yazoo tugged on Sephiroth's coat. Sephiroth looked down at him.

"What?"

Yazoo pulled the trigger of his gun and a sign popped out that read, 'Do you hear that song too?'

"Song? What song?"

Fish heads aren't seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with oriental women!

"THAT SONG!" Kadaj shouted.

"You mean…"

"Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum! Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum! Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum! Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!" Kadaj and Yazoo sang quietly.

"You know, you two have this weird dissonant harmony," Loz informed.

Aurora's Note: I know, I took the easy way out on this. Oh well. Sorry it's taking so long to get these chapters out, but I'm busy turning my house into the FF7 world for my murder mystery party.