Booth's version:

I left my cuffs on Bones's bed;

Nobody snitched on me.

I left a mark on a suspects head;

Nobody snitched on me.

We made love on Sweets's rug ;

I tapped a phone with a bug;

Drank Jared's beer in a single chug;

And Nobody snitched on me.

Oh I'm still getting something for Christmas

Even tho people are mad.

I'm getting Brennan for Christmas

'Cause Baby, Seeley's good at being bad..

I made a mess of Brennan's hair

nobody snitched on me.

I stole the deputy directors chair

nobody snitched on me.

I did a dance on Hodgins Ants

Walked around in only pants

refused Perotta at the dance,

and nobody snitched on me.

I'm still getting something for Christmas

Even tho people are mad.

I'm gettin' something for Christmas

'Cause Baby, Seeley's good at being bad.

I've got Brennan for Christmas;

Cuz somebody snitched on me.

She's gonna give me all her loving,

Thank goodness somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;

Next year we'll be married, just wait

I'd surprise her now, but it's too late;

Somebody snitched on me.