Another Chapter! :D
Here's a little message for Bean - What you just read was comedy gold, am I right, guys? **crickets** No? Just me who thinks that? Eh, that's what I thought.
I only own Mandy and Brennan.
"All right, guys. We have another dare! ECHO-Pixar dares John and Mary to join the game!" Mandy said with a grin.
There was another puff of smoke and John and Mary appeared.
"What the-?" Mary cut herself off when she noticed the others.
Brennan smiled. "Hi. I'm Brennan. This is my girlfriend, Mandy."
John and Mary looked around and they noticed WALL-E, EVE, M-O, McCrea, and AUTO were also there.
"So, you guys are going to be playing Truth or Dare with these guys. It's gonna be a breeze," Mandy explained.
"Okay. Sounds fun!" Mary said.
"I've never played before, so this will be interesting," John agreed.
"Onto the next dare! Sasha dares M-O and D-FIB to turn human and get steamy!" Brennan announced.
WHAT?! B-but we just started dating! I-I'm not ready for THAT! M-O frantically protested.
"A dare's a dare! And they ALL go!" Mandy said.
There was a puff of smoke and D-FIB again.
She looked around. Looks like I'm back again. Tell you guys what. I'm just going to stay here and play the game with you guys. I assume I got brought here for a reason.
"Yep! You and M-O have been dared to turn human and get steamy!" Brennan explained.
D-FIB looked confused. Get steamy? What does THAT mean?
M-O rolled up to D-FIB and started whispering to her. D-FIB's eyes grew wide in horror.
It's not as bad as it sounds. It was actually really fun. EVE said. She and WALL-E giggled childishly at the memory.
M-O and D-FIB gulped as a smoke cloud engulfed them. When it cleared, they were both humans.
Moe had jet black hair. He wore a white zip sweatshirt that had black ovals on the shoulders, thick black rubber gloves with matching boots, white sweatpants with a black waistband, and a light blue backpack that held cleaning supplies.
Dee had short black hair with a red streak in it. She wore a white shirt that had black sleeves, white pants, and white anti-gravity boots.
The two of them went into the bedroom, both really nervous. But after a few minutes, moans and yelling came from behind the door.
The others looked like they were about to be sick.
After a couple of hours, they came back out, sweaty and their hair was a mess. Both of them were smiling uncontrollably.
At that moment, the smoke cloud engulfed them and they were robots again.
That was awesome. M-O said.
We should do that again sometime. D-FIB agreed.
"Um ... great ... Anyway, we have a truth. Doglover wants to know why EVE would try to kill herself when she is pregnant," Mandy said.
EVE was about to speak, but Mary cut her off. "Wait, EVE is PREGNANT?!"
Yes. EVE responded.
"Congratulations!" John and Mary shouted in unison.
"But why'd you try to kill yourself?" John asked with an edge of concern in his voice.
I-I got dared to break up with WALL-E and shoot him. So I did. And, I don't know, I-I was just in the moment. I couldn't bring myself to raise a kid without him. In fact, I can't imagine LIFE without him. So I just decided to end it all right there. EVE explained.
"That's so sad," Mary said.
"Well, if it'll make you feel better, Astroid dares EVE to glomp WALL-E," Brennan said, trying to be comforting.
EVE immediately lightened up. OKAY! she shouted as she glomped him.
"Astroid also dares you guys to let AUTO have the plant," Mandy said.
Everyone reluctantly sighed and if AUTO had a fist, he would have pumped it.
EVE flew out the window and came back with the plant in her hands. She handed it to AUTO while glaring at him.
Yay! I finally have the plant! AUTO said with glee.
So what are you going to do with it? WALL-E asked.
Um ... I honestly don't know. We're back on earth so there's no point in destroying it. I guess EVE can just put it back where it originally was. AUTO said.
"YAY!" everyone else shouted.
AUTO handed EVE the plant and she raced back to where she had found it - right outside the Axiom where it was planted to celebrate the landing.
"Next dare! Doglover dares you guys to meet Toy Story and Andrew Stanton!" Brennan announced.
Mandy snapped her fingers and in a puff of smoke, all the toys from "Toy Story" showed up along with Andrew Stanton.
"So who are they?" McCrea asked, gesturing to the toys, who were lying in a pile on the floor.
"Come on, guys. We know you're alive," Mandy said.
The toys stood up.
"How do you know?!" Woody asked.
"We've seen your movies," Brennan said.
"Oh. That would make sense."
"Anyway, Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Bullseye, Slinky, Rex, Hamm, Aliens, Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, this is WALL-E, EVE, M-O, Captain McCrea, AUTO, D-FIB, Mary, and John. WALL-E, EVE, M-O, Captain McCrea, AUTO, D-FIB, Mary, and John, meet Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Bullseye, Slinky, Rex, Hamm, the Aliens, Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head." Mandy said.
"Also, you guys already know Mr. Stanton, I would hope," Brennan added.
"Yep!" Everyone said in unison.
Thanks for directing our movie, WALL-E said.
"You're welcome. It was an honor doing so," Andrew replied.
Everyone did a little meet and greet and then the toys and Andrew left.
"We have a truth! Bananabob wants McCrea to reveal what happened to the other Axioms," Mandy announced.
"I wish I knew. After about two hundred years in space, we lost contact with each other. No one knows what happened with the others," McCrea said.
"Okey-dokey! Doglover dares everyone to meet Female!AUTO!" Brennan exclaimed.
There was a puff of smoke a female version of AUTO appeared. She looked the same, only she had a pink eye instead of a red eye.
Umm... Hi. WALL-E said.
Umm... Hello, Female!AUTO responded. Her voice was deep, but it was still feminine.
Jeez, this is awkward. AUTO thought. He went up to his female self. Hi. I'm your original self. Smooth, AUTO, real smooth, he added silently and sarcastically to himself.
Right ... um ... why am I here? Female!AUTO asked.
"These guys have been dared to meet you," Mandy explained.
And they did. I'm pretty weirded out by this. Can I go now? Female!AUTO asked.
I'm pretty weirded out by this myself. AUTO agreed.
"Okay!" Mandy and Brennan said in unison and Female!AUTO disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"ECHO-Pixar dares everyone to swap genders except for EVE 'cause she's pregnant," Brennan announced.
POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF!
Everybody looked down at their opposite gender selves and they also looked at each other.
"All right! Onto the next dare! Vincent109 is still mad at AUTO, so he dared him to go through the most horrible pain imagined and then he gets to be beaten up again," Mandy announced. "Sorry AUTO. But Vincent109 claims he has no issues with AUTO."
"Okay. So what should we do with him?" Brennan asked.
Tase him! Female!WALL-E shouted.
Electrocute him! Male!D-FIB said, preparing his defibrillators
Throw him into a vat of acid! EVE suggested.
"Stab him and then pour bleach on the wound!" Female!McCrea suggested.
"No! Pour on lemon juice!" Female!John said.
"No! Salt!" Male!Mary argued.
Do none of that! Turn him into a human, shove a rabid snake up his butt, pour gasoline on it, and light it on fire! Female!M-O shouted.
Everyone looked at her as though she had sprouted an extra head.
What? I get bored a lot. Female!M-O said, weakly trying to defend herself.
"I know what we should do," Mandy said, evilly.
"Oh boy. I know that look. What are you thinking about?" Brennan said with a grin.
Mandy held up a DVD. "Follow me, AUTO," she instructed.
Female!AUTO gulped and followed her into the other room.
Soon, Mandy stepped out and closed the door, snickering.
"What did you do?" Brennan asked.
"You'll see," replied Mandy, still snickering.
The others looked at the door, anticipating what was about to happen. Sure enough, this is what they heard -
"BABY! BABY, BABY! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! LIKE BABY! BABY, BABY!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT! MY EYE IS BLEEDING OIL! Female!AUTO shouted.
Everyone fell to the floor, laughing their heads off.
Oh, man! Justin Bieber is the WORST! Female!WALL-E wheezed.
They let AUTO out after a few minutes of torture. The WALL-E pounced to beat the crap out of him, which he did.
"Up next is a dare from WoomyLord! He dares you all to watch the Selena Movie!" Brennan said.
An hour and a half later (Author's note: I haven't seen the movie. Sorry.)
"So how was the movie?" Mandy asked.
"Good!" Everyone except AUTO said.
Meh. said AUTO.
"Doglover dares WALL-E and EVE to hug her as a friend!" Mandy announced.
At that moment, Doglover walked into the room. WALL-E and EVE hugged her and Doglover returned it.
"Thanks for dropping by!" Brennan said as he waved.
"Thanks for having me!" Doglover replied and she left.
"Last but not least, a guest dares WALL-E to do the Ice Bucket Challenge!" Brennan said.
What's the Ice Bucket Challenge? WALL-E asked.
"We dump a bucket of icy cold water on you, film it, post it on YouTube, and then you nominate someone to do it," Brennan explained.
Everyone went into the bathroom. WALL-E and Brennan got into the bathtub. Brennan was holding a bucket of really cold water.
Mandy started filming while the others watched intently. Mandy nodded.
Brennan dumped the water on WALL-E.
Yow! That stuff is COLD! WALL-E yelped and he shook himself like a dog. Also, I nominate AUTO. he added with a smirk.
"Anyway, that's all for now! See you next time!" Brennan shouted.
Leave your truths and dares! Peace out!
