Summary: What if Obito never fell under that boulder and lived? What if Kakashi's left eye was never hit and his chakra sword was still intact? What if Rin never disappeared?
Pairings: NaruSaku ObiRin
Chapter 7: Because Squirrels Own
Naruto was walking on the road with Konohamaru's bunch, Sasuke and Sakura.
"… And then the bucket full of slugs yellow paint fell right on Hanabi's head!" Konohamaru said.
"Very good kids! You're becoming better everyday!" he complimented them.
Sasuke and Sakura were still stuck with THAT IMAGE in their minds.
"That's how I'm going to revive my clan?" thought Sasuke.
"I wonder how big Naruto… NO BAD THOUGHTS! STOP IT SAKURA!" thought Sakura.
"… Then Granpa gave me this staff that can extend with Chak-OOF!" Konohamaru bumped into a tall guy wearing facepaint.
"I don't like brats! Let's beat this one up!" said the face-paint guy grabbing Konohamaru by his neck.
"Kankuro, we shouldn't cause trouble." said a girl with sand blonde hair.
"Just this one Temari!"
"You know! That's really low getting beaten by a kid!" said Naruto.
"What do y-" before the man could end his sentence Konohamaru made his staff extend causing it to crash in a inconvenient place.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHAT THE HELL!" screamed Kankuro falling to the ground holding his crotch.
Konohamaru started hitting further with his staff while Tsuro hit him with his wooden practice sword and Mikoso jumped atop him while stomping.
"You bullie! Meanie!" was heard while poor Kankuro was getting beaten.
Temari sweatdropped at the display.
"Sorry but I can't stop them when they get like this." Said Naruto.
"Don't worry… He needed a lesson sooner or later…" said a not caring much Temari.
"Kankuro… Get up… You're a disgrace to our village…" said a chilling voice.
"G-g-aa-ra-gaara!" said a frightened Kankuro.
The younger ones stopped moving out of fear of the killer intent coming of this man.
"His chakra has something wrong to it." thought Naruto.
"You resonate a strong aura… I'll enjoy killing you two in the exams." Said Gaara looking at Sasuke and Naruto.
When the sand team walked away Naruto said "We're avoiding that team guys…"
A/N: I'm skipping now until the second exam.
Team 7 was running in the forest.
They had been attacked by some Rain genin but easily defeated them.
When it was evening…
"Ok, we're setting up camp here. I'm going to hunt for some food and if I catch a team off guard I'll try to steal a scroll. Sasuke will make a fire, Sakura-chan will make sure that any animals hidden are disposed of, Ok?" he said quickly.
They nodded when Naruto took off.
They didn't know however that 2 yellow snake like eyes watched them.
"Now that the kyuubi brat is gone I'm sure to not be interrupted. There could have always been a chance that he fully controls that chakra. "
A while later everything was set up for a few hour camp that easily could be abandoned.
Sasuke was on the lookout sitting in front of the cave they would sleep in.
Occasionally he would turn on his Sharingan to make sure nothing was sneaking up to them.
Sakura had also applied a special technique so that every sound in the cave would be 10 times louder.
"What's that!" thought Sasuke looking around with his sharingan.
He looked at the bushes.
"Took you long enough Sasuke-kun, kukuku!" said a creepy voice.
Just then a head with grass forehead protector shot out of the bushes with an inhumanly long neck.
Sasuke just dodged in time and saw the neck shortening until it was normal length again.
Sakura hearing the commotion outside ran to Sasuke.
Sasuke was in close combat with the grass freak right now.
The grass nin easily repelled off every punch and kick Sasuke threw at him while dealing some of his own.
"Without the sharingan I would have gotten some serious hits, this guy is no play…" thought Sasuke.
The grass nin jumped back and said "Just as expected from the last Uchiha, but how will you deal with this!"
Sakura just arrived at the scene to see the nin reach for his own eyes.
"Close your eyes Sasuke!" shouted Sakura.
It was to late, the nin used his technique and Sasuke started seeing horrifying vissions.
Orochimaru charged at him but was a bit surprised when he saw Sasuke quickly breaking from the shock and trying to get in a surprise hit, but once again blocked it.
"Kakashi-sensei used that technique several times on us to harden our feelings, I'm used to it. But me and Sakura won't be able to defeat this guy alone, I hope Naruto finishes hunting soon."
With Naruto…
"I'm terribly sorry! But that's the way living works! Big things eat smaller things!" said Naruto looking at a squirrel.
"No! Don't look at me like that!"
The squirrel face was irresistibly cute.
"OK! OK! I won't eat you if you can bring something in return!" said Naruto oblivious to the fact that he was talking to a squirrel.
Then one of the teams that entered the forest appeared.
"You're 3 against one! Give up now!"
"Damn… 3 at the same time…" thought Naruto.
Then suddenly the squirrel took out some of his hairs and started stuffing it in their face.
"AAHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S THAT SQUIRREL FROM LAST YEAR!!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO GOD DAMNED ALLERGIC!!!!" they all screamed.
All of them started getting red noses a small rash and fainted.
"Wow…" said Naruto amazed while grabbing their bags.
He grabbed a little bag of nuts out of his own bag and gave it to the squirrel.
"You deserved it buddy!" said Naruto putting away his loot.
With Sakura and Sasuke…
Sasuke had managed with some help of Sakura to pin this freak to a tree with shuriken and wires while using Katon: Ryuuka no jutsu burning him to oblivion.
But when Sasuke relaxed the nin revealed to still be alive shot out with his head and bit him on the neck.
Sasuke screaming fell down holding his neck.
"I am Orochimaru… and Sasuke-kun will soon join me…" he said before merging with the tree behind him and disappearing.
With Naruto…
"Damn! Everything is in my favour today!" said Naruto happily jumping trough the trees.
Food, extra equipment and the second scroll were found in one swipe without doing anything besides being nice to squirrel.
When he arrived at the camp he shouted "Sakura-chan! Everything is going so well today! Don't yo…"
He stopped to see the entire camp destroyed, some places burnt and Sasuke screaming on the ground.
"What… the… HEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Pretty lame I know…
