Disclaimer I own nothing
How the hell did Eric and Mike do this how strong are they. "Batman you guys losing to them is impossible". I said actually getting nervous now. "Your right it is. They took the first members out while they were alone. As you notice Superman lost and eye." Batman explains. So that superman has an eyepatch. "What could they have that could hurt superman" I asked in shock. Batman pulled up the picture of a katana. "So that's just a samurai sword couldn't possibly hurt Superman?" I questioned "I'd agree if it wasn't made of kryptonite. With it Eric is easily a match for superman." Flash said "they also knew everyone's strength and weaknesses. Like they had it planned out. And there are the strange weapons. The thing you call a light saber. Never seen a weapon like it. Cut through almost anything." Batman says almost nervously.
"So it wasn't their strength they simply cheated." I said knowing the truth. If you know the universe and how powers like me defeating the justice league isn't that hard to believe. They knew to use kryptonite, they knew to catch them alone and off guard. Knowing this universe you easy know where they go or where they'll be. I more you think the more you realize the league had no chance. Eric and Mike clearly know them and this universe or it wouldn't have gone this well. And I still have no idea what Eric is? Mike is clearly a Sith. But Eric could be anything from any comic, video game, or anime. That's what scares me most about Eric. He's a complete unknown here.
"the weapon is locked to you now. Best you keep since you use anyway" Superman says " it's best you two go home and rest for now. We have no choice but to wait for them to make their move." Batman lets out a long sigh reclining in the seat. "Will be staying in the batcave since they come when we're together." Superman groan out frustrated. "Alright then I'm going home now" I said "give you a ride." Nightwing said as we exited the Batcave. "Besides you'll need all the energy you can get when you get home Jake."
" wait how did-"
"Your not very discreet Jake."
"Whatever...Grayson" I said. "Figured you find out. How did you find out" Grayson asked. "Your wallet was on the table next to the bat cave." I explained "but when did you-" cutting Grayson off I floated his wallet to his hand "Sith remember I don't need to touch anything." I laughed as we continued the car ride.
(1:09 am Jake apartment)
"I've said it before I'll say it again. Fuck My Life." I said halfway yelling. Like always I autopilot straight to the bed. Laying down I close my eyes but I'm unable to sleep. Suddenly there's a weight on my lower stomach. My eye shoot open and I raise up then immediately pushed back down. Finally I notice who it is. Straddling is poison Ivy "what are-" she put her finger on my lips to silence me. She leans down to my ear and whispers "don't speak let it happen." "This your fault you know" I spot the voice standing in the doorway. "Selina what-" I'm silenced once by Ivy who's ripped my shirt open. Ivy begins kissing my stomach working her way up to my chest. Selina strips herself and slowly approaches taking my lips. 'I shouldn't. I know I shouldn't' I thought. I kiss her surprising her. Selina pulls away lightly biting my lower lip and moving to my neck. No longer caring I pull Ivy into a deep kiss. She gasped not expecting her lips to be captured. Ivy grinds into me lightly moaning. "We want you" Selina whispers in slutry tone. "I won't stop you. But are you both really ok with this?" They both kiss me answering my question. With that nothing else need to be said.
(morning 9:43 am)
Opening my eyes I find my myself looking at the ceiling. "A dream I guess" [you guess wrong stallion Look beside.] Minx giggled out. To my left was Selina to the right was Ivy. Both completely naked. "Wasn't a dream?" I asked grinning widely. [two at once you seem so shy and awkward. But your quite the beast aren't you] Minx laughed. Suddenly I fault very embarrassed. My cheeks burned red thinking about it. "So the monster awakens" Ivy says leaning up. "You act all shy around us but you sure were friendly last night." Selina said stretching "lets get up now and-" One more time I'm pushed down. Both girls giving me hungry looks. "You up for another round?" Selina asked clearly not giving me a choice. Glad to see all that stamina training with Yoda is paying off.
(an hour later)
'I just slept with Catwoman and poison Ivy' I keep repeating it in my head. And apparently their both ok with sharing. "What the actual Fuck" I muttered. [Stop complaining Jake your dating two hot girls now.] Minx said "yeah but I'll have to leave to hunt down the third guy if I can take down Eric and Mike." I sadly said dropping my head a little. [you realize your a universe jumper right. Who said you can't come back here when everything taken care of. Your allowed to go anywhere with my permission. Your sorta a goddess underling now and no your not a slave just mean you'll live a long time. But your still human and you can still die like one.] "so still human and I can still die thats good. Thought you where going to say I'm a god or a Demi god." [nope just a strong human. Speaking of which don't end up like Mike. Mike think the force makes him unstoppable.] "isn't true the force has no limits. If you think it you can do it" I said. [Correction the Force has no limits but you do. At the day your human and your body has limits. The force is powerful but what if your too injured? You could fuck around and kill yourself!] Minx scolded
"I understand don't get cocky. Don't become arrogant. You really think I'm like that?" I asked in a slightly hurt tone. [No. But you know the saying 'power corrupts'. Just remember who you were you come from. Just be you Jake.] Minx said "thanks Minx you really a good and wise goddess" I smiled. [Invite me next time you guys do something that hot!] "Get out here Minx!" I yelled out. "Alright now to-" behind me is my two roommates/girlfriends. "You where talking to...yourself" Selina said worried. Well time to explain it was bond to happen at some point.
(30 minutes later)
"Thats the whole story ladies" I waited for a reply. "If anyone else told me this I'd say they were nuts. But your not a good liar and your not insane. You are shy, awkward, and have terrible pickup line. Part of your charm and the reason we both like you." Ivy said giggle to herself. (So the Williams charm does work! Just not how you think should.) "Thanks girls I should get-" the balcony door flies open. I see Flash and Nightwing enter the room. Outside I screams and gunshots. "You need to look outside now!" I look out and see storm troopers roaming the streets murdering everyone in sight. "Shit! How did they get here." I yelled [they travel to other universe at will now. They broke their ties to me. They can now bring soldiers from other universes now.] Minx explained. " they said they would make their move soon. But I didn't expect this soon." I groaned " Batman said get down there and stall them." Flash said "were coming to" Catwoman and Ivy said at once "ok lets go then!" I said jumping off the balcony landing in the center of the troopers and exploded with force energy sending dozens flying. "Come on who wants to Die First!"
