A/N: Look! I'm not dead! A new chapter of the 'Ships Log for you. It's Fred/George, like I promised. Shout-outs to new 'shipmates PotterSummers, Kazuli, Padfoot Reincarnated, Corpse BaBV, Quite Grey, and LittlePsychoWolf. Enjoy!
Rated for: twinsecks, man-luv...
Right Said Gred
The twins were closing up shop for the night.
They worked in silence for awhile, until Fred looked over at his twin. "Hey, George. I've got a new trick I want you to try."
George raised an eyebrow. "A new trick? You made one without me?"
"Yeah, well, I just came up with it this morning. You were working the front, and I just couldn't wait," Fred explained. "Sorry."
"S'alright. I'll try it."
Fred ducked into the storeroom, and came back with a brown paper bag. He pulled out an oblong treat with chocolate frosting. "For you," he said, handing it to George, who wolfed it down.
There were no side effects, much to George's surprise. "So, uh… what's it supposed to do, exactly?"
Fred grinned. "I call 'em Cupid Éclairs. Make you fall in love with the first person you see."
George looked straight at him, and grinned an identical grin. "Oh really?" He pulled him close, and planted a slobbery kiss on Fred's mouth.
Fred giggled from underneath George's lips. "Yes, really."
George reached down to cup Fred's nether regions. "No way."
Pulling shirts over their heads and stepping out their trousers, they made for the bed in a blur of red hair and freckles.
"That was amazing, Fred."
"Well said, George."
"Mom'll flip her lid when we tell her though…" Fred mused, snuggling under the sheets and smirking.
"What for?" said George, wrapping an arm around his brother. "We're responsible adults, and it's only a bit of incest." He added as an afterthought: "Well, twincest.What're we going to do, get pregnant?"
Fred giggled.
"We'll make a bundle with those Cupids," George said.
"Well, ah… I didn't make 'em. Bought 'em from a muggle bakery."
"Huh?"
Fred bit his lip. "Those were just regular éclairs. That was the trick."
George guffawed, pulling Fred on top of him. "Oh, you sly devil…"
Fred shrugged, and readied himself for another go. "The power of suggestion is a wonderful thing…"
FIN
Hoped you like it, and please review! Probably Ron/Ginny next, followed by something with Snape...
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