The Twins Evil Plan
Chapter 7+8: Silent? I think not. and the trio does a duo
A/N: Hey ppl srry i know the contest keeps dragging on and on but for this chapter just to finish off the first round ill make this two chapters okay? Be happy!
Mori stepped up to the mic and started to bobbing his head up an down to the beat.
Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a movin and a groovin
And a hippin and a hoppin
And a pickin and a boppin
Those bods are being bad
You better take a stand
You gonna wake up that thing in your head
You're looking all around
There is trouble to be found
Make sure when you find it you get to say it loud
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket
He was following the music at the perfect tempo. Didn't miss a word or a beat.
He's fat and he don't run too fast
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree
All the girls were swaying to the music. Haruhi couldn't move. Mori. Silent, Mori. Can sing? No, RAP??????
Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a freakin and a yellin
And a bossin and a speakin
And a lookin and a pointin
Always tell us what to do
With your high top shoes
And you wave your torch
With your black short shorts
Don't let em get away
Don't think they can play
Nail 'em to the wall
Cause you really need to say
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket
He's fat and he don't run too fast
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree
Haruhi leaned back into her chair and enjoyed the show. Because for hosts even though she is one, this is something you definetly want to remember.
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree
Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a movin and a groovin
And a hippin and a hoppin
And a pickin and a boppin
Those bods are being bad
You better take a stand
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand
You're looking all around
There is trouble to be found
Make sure when you find it you get to say it loud
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket
He's fat and he don't run too fast
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree
The song ended. Haruhi did her usual peek behind the curtain. Honey eyes were as wide as saucers and was frozen. The twins and Tamaki were leaning forward giving Mori a blank look. Kyoya was on his laptop doing his normal routine.
She leaned completely back and she hit something hard. She turned around and almost jumped out of her seat. Renge had been there the whole time! She had a clipboard, that was probably what Haruhi bumped into.
"Haruhi-kun?? Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaassssseeeeee do the judging for the contest?????" She pleaded.
"Well, you can do it for this round. I would like judge it myself for the final 2 rounds." She replied.
"Oh sure of course, because I took notes on everybody..." She replied. Haruhi stared at her clipboard. She had a full page of writing for the each of them. She never knew Renge would try so hard.
She heard murmuring outside of the lighting booth. The stage was empty and all the girls were shouting and whining. Haruhi shook her head out of her thoughts and brought herself to the mic.
Chapter 8: The Trio does a duo
"Finally, We will have Hikaru, Kaoru and Honey-senpai sing Hips Don't Lie By Shakira." She turned up the music.
(A/N:okay this is kinda long but you have to read this or you totally wont get it. Okay:
Hikaru singsbold
Kaoru singsitalics
Honey singsunderline
and if they ever sing together ill do both okay?? also in the normal text is the actions they are doing just to make you laugh xD now on with the song!)
Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting
Shakira, Shakira (Kaoru calls out)
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish (holds hands to heart)
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa (ummm "pumping it")
Shakira, Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad (spins head around (not literally))
So be wise and keep on (shakes hips)
Reading the signs of my body
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie (dances around)
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea (puts fingers to temples)
Until I saw you dancing(points to eyes)
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl (shakes finger and winks)
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body(no fighting)
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto
Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira
Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así
Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us? (happy eyes and does the "why" pose)
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes (bobs heads)
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats
I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto (no fighting)
Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection
No fighting
No fighting (final pose twins; rapper style, honey; blows a kiss)
The crowd was cheering and shouting. The ones that were consious that is. Haruhi clapped along with the audience. Doing her usual peek behind the curtain, Tamaki was having another spasm, probably because he knew he wasnt going to win. Kyoya and Mori were their usual self. She looked behind seeing Renge furiously writing. Haruhi already knew who was going to the next round.
The trio stepped off stage and went into the back. Renge zoomed toward Haruhi.
"Haruhi-kun???? Can I go and accounce the results???? Can I? Can !?" Renge hopped up and down.
"Well, sure I guess you can. So we're elimating two of them right?" Haruhi asked. Renge nodded. Haruhi signaled to her to go and sped down the stage.
"Everyone!!!!! I, Renge Houshakuji, will now accounce the results for round one of the sing-off!" She shouted. Everyone cheered. Tamaki was on his knees, eyes wide and biting his fingers.
"Now, two of the six contestants will be elimanted. The remaining four will move on to the next round. And now the four hosts who will move on!!!!!!" She said. In one motion all the girls leaned forward towards the stage.
"The names of the four that will move on are..." She began. END OF CHAPTER
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JUST KIDDING!
"KYOYA OOTORI!" She shouted.
"TAKASHI MORINOZUKA!!"
"KAORU HITACHIIN!!!!"
"HIKARU HITACHIIN!!!!!!" Tamaki flopped to the ground. Honey's eyes welled up into tears.
The girls screamed and cheered. Renge continued. "Thank You Everyone!! Next week will be round two!!" The girls all slowly filed out. Haruhi skipped down from the lighting booth.
"Whaaa... ahhh...HARUHI!!! WHY DIDNT DADDY WINNNNNN!!!! I WANTED TO BE THE WINNER!!!!." Tamaki whined.
"The whole could notice how BAD your singing was. Also you were completely off key, 99 of the time." Haruhi responded. When she looked toward him, he was sulking in his corner.
"Haru- channnnnnnnnn!!!" Honey bounced.
"Even though you sang the female part, your voice was much to high-pitched. Either way your voice was to baby-ish and it threw off the whole mood of the song." Renge added.
Honey's eyes filled with tears. "Whaaaaaa!!! Takashi!!!" Honey ran into Mori's arms. Mori scooped up the senior in his arms.
"Ummm here are your songs, you will have the next club date to learn them. I gotta go, I have to go shopping for dinner." Haruhi noted. She past out the papers and they all filed out of the room.
A/N: I'm sooo sorry i havent updated like, forever. Well this contest isn;t just for fun because in the end the contest will help lead it to that event. Okay! I'm still not sure on who should win the contest, so if you want a certain host to win, tell me by pressing that blue button over there or PM me, it doesnt really matter. Okay see ya!!!
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