SHINKISRULE: And we're back with more interviews!!! I'm ShinkisRule…

KREM: …

SR: Ahem… I'M SHINKISRULE…

K: *Yawn…*

SR: *imitating Krem's voice* And I'm Krem!

K: That sounds nothing like me!

SR: Well, you missed your cue!

K: I care not.

SR: Myehh.

K: That's not a word.

SR: Aaaanyways, today we're interviewing the lovable Momiji!!! Say hi to the people!

MOMIJI: Hi to the people!!

SR: Isn't he so cute?!?!

M: Nya ha ha!!

K: …That's a he…?

SR: Sooo, Momitchi, you enjoying high school so far?

M: Ja!

K: Wha…? He's in high school?!?! What the heck?! I thought he was like six!!!

M: Nein! I'm in high school and it's fun!

K: But… HOW?!?!?

SR: Ah, Krem… See, if you read Furuba, you wouldn't be so shocked.

K: Shut up! I'm NOT reading that, no matter what you say!!

SR: Hater.

K: You're supposed to be talking to the mini-freshman!

SR: 9th grade is still middle school in Japan.

K: You have got to be kidding me. HOW OLD IS THIS PYGMY?!?!

SR: I don't know… like 15…

K: Are you sure this isn't a four-year-old being remotely controlled by aliens for research purposes?

M: Talk to me please!!

SR: So we know you like eating lollipops and ice cream and stuff… What would you say is your favorite sweet?

M: Chocolate cake!

SR: Yay! I love cake!

M: I brought some with me!

SR: CAAAAAKE!!!!!

K: Ugh. Chocolate. If I can smell it, it's too close.

SR: You hate chocolate?!

K: Where have you been for the past fourteen years?

SR: Yes, I knew, but WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?!?!?!

K: Muahaha… Many, many things…

M: Hehe… This is funny!

SR: GIMME THAT CAKE!!

M: Huh? The whole thing?

SR: Yes the whole thing! GIMME IT!!!

M: Okay… *gives SR the cake*

SR: DIE HATER!!!! *throws cake at Krem*

K: AAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!! NOO!!! IT BUUUUURNS!!!!

M: Nyahahaha!!! So can we eat it now?

SR: Yup! Grab a fork!

K: IT'S STILL ON MY FACE!!!!

SR: So stab extra hard, Momitchi!

M: I feel stabby!

K: HOW IS THIS BOY CUTE?!?!!?!

SR: Can't get any cuter than the bunny backpack!

M: Yay! I'm cute and cuddly!

SR: Once we finish the cake, we get to meet Aaya!!!