SHINKISRULE: And we're back with more interviews!!! I'm ShinkisRule…
KREM: …
SR: Ahem… I'M SHINKISRULE…
K: *Yawn…*
SR: *imitating Krem's voice* And I'm Krem!
K: That sounds nothing like me!
SR: Well, you missed your cue!
K: I care not.
SR: Myehh.
K: That's not a word.
SR: Aaaanyways, today we're interviewing the lovable Momiji!!! Say hi to the people!
MOMIJI: Hi to the people!!
SR: Isn't he so cute?!?!
M: Nya ha ha!!
K: …That's a he…?
SR: Sooo, Momitchi, you enjoying high school so far?
M: Ja!
K: Wha…? He's in high school?!?! What the heck?! I thought he was like six!!!
M: Nein! I'm in high school and it's fun!
K: But… HOW?!?!?
SR: Ah, Krem… See, if you read Furuba, you wouldn't be so shocked.
K: Shut up! I'm NOT reading that, no matter what you say!!
SR: Hater.
K: You're supposed to be talking to the mini-freshman!
SR: 9th grade is still middle school in Japan.
K: You have got to be kidding me. HOW OLD IS THIS PYGMY?!?!
SR: I don't know… like 15…
K: Are you sure this isn't a four-year-old being remotely controlled by aliens for research purposes?
M: Talk to me please!!
SR: So we know you like eating lollipops and ice cream and stuff… What would you say is your favorite sweet?
M: Chocolate cake!
SR: Yay! I love cake!
M: I brought some with me!
SR: CAAAAAKE!!!!!
K: Ugh. Chocolate. If I can smell it, it's too close.
SR: You hate chocolate?!
K: Where have you been for the past fourteen years?
SR: Yes, I knew, but WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?!?!?!
K: Muahaha… Many, many things…
M: Hehe… This is funny!
SR: GIMME THAT CAKE!!
M: Huh? The whole thing?
SR: Yes the whole thing! GIMME IT!!!
M: Okay… *gives SR the cake*
SR: DIE HATER!!!! *throws cake at Krem*
K: AAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!! NOO!!! IT BUUUUURNS!!!!
M: Nyahahaha!!! So can we eat it now?
SR: Yup! Grab a fork!
K: IT'S STILL ON MY FACE!!!!
SR: So stab extra hard, Momitchi!
M: I feel stabby!
K: HOW IS THIS BOY CUTE?!?!!?!
SR: Can't get any cuter than the bunny backpack!
M: Yay! I'm cute and cuddly!
SR: Once we finish the cake, we get to meet Aaya!!!
