Lalalaala Honestly, I love how I make Bella and Koda work together. :) They're a perfect team!
-Alice signs on-
-Bella signs on-
-Koda signs on-
-Edward signs on-
-Jasper signs on-
Jasper-Soooo
Alice-Sooo...
Bella-Yeah we get it; So.
Koda-I am bored.
Edward-Let's do something.
Alice-Let's egg something!
Jasper-Let's egg someONE!
Edward-YEAH!
Koda-BETTER YET!
Bella-EGG EMMETT!
Alice-YEAH!
Jasper-YEAH!
Edward-TO THE FRIDGE!
-Alice signs off-
-Edward signs off-
-Jasper signs off-
Koda-Wow, they actually liked the idea!
Bella-TOTALLY!
-Bella signs off-
-Koda signs off-
--At the fridge (That's convenently inside the fort... Also needed for the party)
"EGGS!" Alice screamed.
They all ran for the fridge, when suddenly! The doorbell rang...
"I'll get it!" Bella shouted.
And it was...
Jessica.
"HI!!" She screamed, hugging Bella...
Edward walked into the room along with Jasper who screamed like little girls and ran.
Jessica's point of view.
I screamed and hugged Bella and then THEY came into the room. Before I could say anything, they screamed and ran.
So I let go of Bella and ran after them.
Bella's pov.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Alice and I shouted, grabbing the back of her shirt as she went to chase Edward and Jasper.
"Edward's mine" I said.
"And Jazzie's mine" Alice said.
"WE WARNED YOU NOT TO INVITE HER!" Edward and Jasper screamed from somewhere in the fort...
"WHERE ARE THEY!?" Jessica screamed, trying to break free from out hold.
"No ones looking, right?" Alice asked.
"Nah." I said.
"You thinkin what I'm thinking?"
"YEP!" I said.
Alice snapped her neck and stuck Jess's body out the door. Esme ran down the steps, screaming "FOOD!" grabbed the body and ran upstairs.
"Well I wasn't thinking that..." I said, "But hey! It works!"
"Thank you! Thank you!" Alice said, smiling and bowing.
Koda Bella
Omg I am so bored. I don't want to have a partay anymore. I have to deal with FREAKS! FREAKS I TELL YOU! NORMAL PEOPLE!
It's not that bad. We can pull pranks. WE're to fast for people to notice when we dissapear and then show up a second later. They just think they blinked. :)
Yeah but I have to deal with all those boys who obsessed over me.
And probably still do!
: /
What? It's true!
I will kill you!
:) Nah, you love me to much Robin!
We should get ready BatMan!
Mood swing?
Jasper
Nah. Mood swing.
Jasper!
Modd swing!
Nope! It was me! :D
Not now Jasper, we're talking about stuff.
LETS DROP!
Shake shake, shake shake, shake it!
TO THE BATCAVE!
We're in the batcave. What do you think we turned this place into?
Idk. But Alice but all the batman stuff away D: Well that could be moved and changed.
: / let's go party anyways!
Thought you didn't wanna.
Nah. Changed my mind! :D
:)))))) LETS DROP!
--Alice point of view.
I started letting people in.
A bunch of people came in and Jasper turned up the music.
Bella came to stand next to me with Koda on her heels.
"Ohmygod" Someone said. I turned and it was Eric.
"What?" I asked.
"DAMN BELLA! YOU GOT HOT!" He shouted.
Her eyes got wide and she ran away screaming. Oh well. Shes insane anyways.
--Eddie's pov.
Damn! Bella got hot! Man, look at those curves! Wow. Man! Why did she have to marry Edward!? We'd have been PERFECT together! And think of the things I'd get to do! Maybe she'll bend over! That's one short skirt!
Ugh, Eric's here.
"EDWARD!" Bella screamed appearing.
"What?"
"Kill Eric, PLEASE!" She asked.
"Mkay!" I said, skipping out into the living room of Fort Alice. Eric was there gawking at Koda now.
Shes hot too! Dang!! Was she at school with us? Maybe she'll get drunk and kiss me! :D
I laughed. And he turned around.
"Oh hey! Hey... Uh h-h-hey Edward?" He stuttered.
"Heard you were talking about Bella" I said, crossing my arms. Bella stood at my side.
"Yeah so?" He said.
"So?" I said sneering.
"Whatcha gonna do about it?" He was getting brave.
"This!" Bella said, and she kicked him inbetween the legs.
"FRICK!" He screamed, falling to the floor, "I THINK SHE BROKE MY BALLS!"
"I could do worse." I said.
"I DON'T THINK SO!!" He was rolling around, gripping his area. Everyone was staring.
The music stopped and Jasper said, "ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH!"
--Ultimate death match arena. 3rd person.
"You're going down Edward! I'll so win!" Eric said.
"Right" Edward said.
"DING!" Alice screamed.
Edward snapped Eric's neck.
"EDWARD WINS!" Alice screamed.
And the crowd went wild.
"YES! HE'S FINALLY DEAD!" Someone screamed.
--Party resumes, everyone gets wasted cept the Vamps. Well Jasper gets drunk too. DRUNK OFF EMOTIONS! WOO!!
Then there was a knock... on the door!
"OPEN UP!" Someone screamed.
Alice opened the door.
"FREEZE!" A cop shouted, a huge swarm of cops poured into the room.
Everyone stopped dancing and drinking.
And Jasper ripped off his pants, "WOO!! RAISE THE ROOF!" He screamed, running around in boxers.
"We heard there was a wild crazy party going on!" The cop shouted.
"Yeah so?" Bella said.
"Well, it's now illegal to have wild partys in a Fort!!"
"Why?"
"Cause, WE WERN'T INVITED!" The cops all shouted.
"WOO!!" Everyone screamed.
"TURN UP THE MUSIC!" Bella shouted.
Koda grinned and turned up the volume.
--Koda point of view.
I turned up the volume and Shake It started blaring and EVERYONE was dancing. And falling down... And drinking... And moshing. Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it!
I watched as Jasper climbed onto the huge speakers and started dancing... Well shaking his butt to the crowd.
Now if she does it like this will you do it like that
Now if she touches like this, will you touch her right back
Now if she moves like this, will you move it like that (come on)
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it!
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it!
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it!
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it!
--6 hours later.
Everyone was leaving. Bella and I shoved a bunch of drunk people out the door.
"GO! GO! GO!" Bella screamed.
"DON'T COME BACK!" I shouted.
I could hear Alice yelling at Jasper about pants.
Everyone was gone. And as soon as they left, the fort collasped.
"NO!!" Alice screamed, "WE'RE NOT SAFE FROM EMMETT!"
"Chillax Alice, he's gone for the next 2 days." I said.
"NO I'M NOT!" He screamed from upstairs.
"QUICK! GET CARDBOARD AND RE-BUILD THIS PLACE!" I screamed.
--Alice pov.
"HURRY!" I shouted as we scrambled to re-build.
Jasper and Bella we're cleaning up the party mess while the rest of us scrambled to re-build.
In 5 minutes the place was back up, exactly as it was.
And it was clean!
"Well THAT was dramatic" Bella said, walking past me and twirling her hair on her fingers.
"Yeah it was! Emmett could've attacked us!" I said.
"NO I COULDN'T HAVE! I'M TAKING A BUBBLE BATH!! WOO!" He screamed from the bathroom, 3 floors up.
"Whatever!" I said.
"Let's partay some more!" Koda said.
"YEAH!" I shouted.
"HIT THE LIGHTS! AND TURN UP THE MUSIC!" Koda screamed at Bella.
Then Esme barged in, "NO! NO! NO MORE CRAZY PARTYS! NO MORE MUSIC! NO! NONE!" She screamed.
"Why?" We asked.
"BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD ONE AND CARLISLE AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR MUSIC BLARING! AND YOU'RE MAKING A MESS!" She screamed.
"Dude, it's clean" Koda said.
"YOU CALL THIS CLEAN!?" She shouted.
"Yeah..." I said. There was only a giant mess everywhere.
"YOU WOULDN'T KNOW CLEAN IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE!" She shouted, and started cleaning.
"Let's leave , quick!" I whispered.
"To the escape pod to Mexico!" Koda and Bella whispered.
"AND AWAY!" We all screamed as we scrambled.
Theres the story. I didn't want details. : / Ugh I'll have a better party later. It's cause I am REALLY bored. And don't feel like going into extreme hilarious detail like usual.
I'll have another (better) party later in the story :) Leave me some shizz.
Seriously. The more reviews I get, the faster I'll update.
