(A/N: This is an idea I came up with last night, and I can't believe I'm doing it but here we go. For this one upcoming scene, I'll be using the song "Waltz of the Flowers" by Pyotr Illyich Tchaikovsky, but you might want to skip slightly to the good part. Trust me; it's funnier than you think.)


Chapter 5

Pikachu instantly became pissed the second they got into the cave. "Okay, no one told me that this whole damn cave was all foggy!" he said irritably.

"Oh, didn't I mention that?" Monferno said, smiling sheepishly. "Yeah, the cave is foggy so it's kind of hard to find the right area."

"Aw, it can't be that difficult," Buizel said, walking forward. "We just walk forward and- ow shit!" He had walked into some sort of rock information in the middle of the area they were in. "What is this?"

After their eyes adjusted, they saw the figure in better detail. "It looks like some sort of sculpture," Staraptor commented.

"Ah yes," a voice suddenly sounded across the room. "This here is my masterpiece. I made it myself. Take a closer look. Do you like it?" Clearly alarmed by the voice, they took a closer look at the sculpture, but looking closer at it, they saw it as a more deformed shape, not really able to tell what exactly it was. "Well, do you like it?"

"Oh, yeah," Pikachu said. "It's real nice. Isn't it guys?"

"Oh yeah, yeah," the others said together.

"Oh, what's that look on your face?" the voice then said. "You don't like it, do you? I don't need to be judged by you! By any of you! SCREW YOU! SCREW ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS! HERE'S WHAT I SAY TO ALL OF YOU!" *Suddenly, the room got even darker and music started playing, classical music at that. "Fly away little birds! FLY!"

"What the fuck!?" Pikachu cried out loud. Then suddenly, about five Haunter and Gastly showed. "Oh shit, RUN!"

They ran into the next room, which was just as foggy. "What is this, a maze!?" Piplup cried out as they continued running.

"Aw, screw this!" Buizel then said, turning around and using Water Gun on the ghost Pokemon, causing them to back off slightly. "Yeah, don't mind me guys, I'll take care of these guys by myself."

"Oh go fuck off," Pikachu said as he came back to help, firing off a Thunderbolt. "Come on, let's just find that damn portal and get the hell out of here."

Of course, the more places they went, the more Pokemon that showed up, causing them to become outnumbered. "Son of a bitch!" Monferno cried out as he used Fire Spin. "I'm starting to regret ever coming here!"

Soon however, the ghosts stopped and then went away. "I am sorry for that "outburst,"" the voice then said. "You'll have to forgive an old fool with such temperaments." The fog then lifted and right in front of them was the portal that led to the Reverse World.

"Man, what is it with psychopaths these days?" Pikachu said. "People have been playing too much BioShock."

"Well, at least we weren't tied to a piano rigged with explosives," Staraptor said.

"We'll never find out who that was, will we?" Piplup asked.

"I thought he was nice," Grotle said, causing everyone else to sweatdrop.

"Okay, can we just get go now?" Piplup said. "This place creeps me out enough as is."

"Yes, lets," Pikachu said as he went first through the portal, followed by the others.


Once they hit the ground, all on top of each other, they groaned in pain. "You know, I don't remember the last trip being so painful," Monferno said.

"That's because Pikachu and I were the only ones out of our Pokeballs," Piplup reminded him as they all got up. "So, where do you reckon we are at the moment?"

"Giratina is around here somewhere," Pikachu said. "Don't worry; he'll remember us from before." He then went up to the edge of the rock they were standing on. "Hey, Giratina!" No answer. "Giratina, it's me Pikachu!" Still no answer. "DOUCHEBAG!"

"Did I hear my name?" Giratina suddenly said, coming up behind them in the air. "Oh, I did. Wait, are you the same Pikachu from the eleventh and twelfth movies?"

"Yes, I am," Pikachu said. "We saved you from Zero and you helped us out in Michīna."

"Oh, okay," Giratina then said. "Oh that's right, you guys helped me out from that ship that almost killed me which would've resulted in a Pokemon actually dying."

"Does everyone forget about Latios?" Pikachu thought. "Well, it wasn't that great of a movie anyway." "Hey listen, I personally need a big favor from you."

"No problem," Giratina said. "I practically owe all you my life."

*Sweet music begins to play*

"Well, you see," Pikachu began. "There's this… girl I know back home. Well, truth is I think I am really falling in love her."

"Go on," Giratina said.

"Anyway, I feel like I need to get her something real special, because I really think she deserves it," Pikachu continued. "So, I was wondering if I could have the Griseous Orb that you have."

*record skips*

"Oh," Giratina said, looking uncomfortable. "Um, listen Pikachu. I know for sure that this girl of yours is real special, but the Griseous Orb well… it's really important to me, and I can't give it away. Sorry."

"Oh. I see," Pikachu said. He then turned around and walked a couple steps. "You know," he then said. "I helped save your life and you can't even repay me for one small favor!"

"Oh Arceus, here we go," Monferno groaned. "He's using that card now."

"Knock it off Pikachu!" Staraptor snapped. "You should be a bit more considerate of others and not just yourself!"

"Shut up, you didn't really play a role in the eleventh movie!" Pikachu snapped back.

"He's got a point there," Buizel pointed out.

"Ugh! Whatever," Staraptor said.

"Alright, alright," Giratina then said. "I mean, I don't really need it that much so I guess I could let you have it."

"No! No fucking way!" Raiden suddenly said, appearing out of nowhere. "I practically almost gave my life trying to get that back to you Giratina and you're just gonna give it away. What the fuck!? Fuck you!"

"Raiden, what are you doing here?" Pikachu asked. "Aren't you supposed to be in Jubilife right now?"

"Oh yeah!" Raiden said, disappearing quickly.

Giratina then summoned the Griseous Orb. "There she is, my pride and joy," Giratina said. "Just make sure to take good care of her."

"I will," Pikachu said, taking the Orb. "Thanks a lot Giratina."


(A/N: Okay, to avoid spoilers, something will about to happen. I can't say just yet, but there's a song here that you need to play and YOU MUST play it every time this character shows up. The name of the song is "Start Wearing Purple" by Gogol Bordello.)

Suddenly, the Orb disappeared out of his paws. "What the fuck!?" Pikachu cried out, looking around. "Where the hell is it!?"

*He then heard laughter and the entire group turned around to see an Alakazam carrying the Griseous Orb in his hand. "I cannot believe you all fell right into my hand," he said. "How amusing is this?"

"Hey, that's mine!" Pikachu said.

"Ahem!"

"Okay, its Giratina's but he gave it to me," Pikachu corrected himself. "So give it back!"

"Gee, I didn't realize you were into such jewelry," Alakazam said. "Or maybe it's for your lovey-dovey. Aw fuck it, I might just take your shit and sell it on EBay."

"You asshole!" Pikachu said angrily.

"I'll buy it," Grotle said.

"Not now Grotle," Buizel said quietly.

"Well, this was a nice short conversation," Alakazam said. "But I have some things to take care. Till we meet again…" He then teleported away.

"GODDAMNIT!" Pikachu yelled. "Why must all my shit be taken!?"

"Now let's just calm down," Monferno said.

"How can I calm down!?" Pikachu said. "I dragged my ass all the way here for something and it got taken away. That shit doesn't fly with me! Giratina, aren't you going to do something?"

"Sorry, it's your shit now," Giratina said calmly. "You go get it yourself."

"Fucking asshole," Pikachu said. He then saw a portal that had opened. "Come on, we're getting out of here." Once everyone went through the portal, he was the only one left. He then turned back to Giratina, still pissed off. "You know, I take it back," he then angrily. "Maybe it was stupid what I did that day. Maybe I should've had let Zero have his way and just left you to die!" He then stopped suddenly, a shocked look on his face. "I'm sorry. That was in bad taste. Um, I'm just going to leave now." He then went through the portal, leaving Giratina behind.

Giratina, however, could no longer hold out the straight face and then burst out laughing. "If only you knew Pikachu," he thought to himself.


(A/N: And that will end it here. So we have finally met the antagonist of the story, if you can call someone who listens to Michael Jackson too much and has temper problems an antagonist. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the somewhat short chapter, but more will be on the way soon!)

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