Title: Uh-Oh
Rating: K
Summary: Natsu's going shopping.
A/N: There may be minor spoilers for the Battle of Fairy Tail arc.
NaLu Fluff Week: Day Five: Count on Me
"Natsu, you sure you can do this?" Lucy questioned warily.
"Of course I can! How hard can going to the supermarket be? Plus, Happy's coming with me!"
"Is that supposed to reassure me?" Lucy muttered.
"Anyway, it's not like I'll get lost or anything."
"Yeah," Happy chimed in, "if you can do it, he definitely can!"
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Lucy shouted.
"You're stupid," Happy replied simply.
"Anyway!" Natsu began before the situation could get worse. "It's not like the hardest thing I've ever done. I mean, I've beaten Laxus."
"Gajeel helped you," Lucy felt the need to add. Natsu puffed himself up.
"I could have finished that lightening rod off myself if he hadn't interfered!"
"Um, you were losing pretty badly," Happy noted.
"Whose side are you on?!" Natsu whined.
"I'm just saying-"
"Anyway!" Lucy interrupted. "Natsu, are you sure you can get all the right things and not get lost?"
"I have a nose of a bloodhound!" Natsu announced proudly. "You can count on me!"
"WHY ARE THERE ONLY THE VEGETABLES I ASKED TO GET IN HERE?!" Lucy yelled.
Natsu scratched the back of his head, grinning nervously. "I- We-"
"We got hungry so we ate all the meat!" Happy finished.
"Natsu! Couldn't you have waited just a little longer till you got here?"
"I was pretty hungry."
"THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, YOU IDIOT!"
"Hey! That's not really nice."
"You said I could count on you!" Lucy screamed. She won't stop screaming, Natsu thought. How can I get her to stop? So Natsu did the only thing he could think of in the moment. He kissed her. Lucy seemed startled. The kiss didn't last long, however. She pulled back and, flushed, slapped him.
"OW!"
"You deserved it! Hey! Come back here, cat!" she shouted to Happy who was speeding his way out the window.
