Twenty-five Ways to Irritate the Apostles of the Stars (Part 1)

Twenty-five Ways to Irritate the Apostles of the Stars (Part 1)

Charden Flamberg

Place him in a padded room with no sharp edges.

Chop off his hair to neck length and dye it green.

Proceed by putting makeup on him and calling him the Joker.

Use the leftover hair to make a wig and give it to Nizer.

Pit him against an opponent who has AIDS.

Stuff a few white bunnies in his top hat.

Flatten the top of his hat by running over it (just make sure to take the bunnies out first).

Steal his sunglasses, and when he comes looking for them, hand him a pair of glasses with those Slinky eyes.

Kyoko Kirisaki

Set her up on a sugar-free diet.

Lay some raw strips of bacon and cracked eggs on her stomach and announce that breakfast is on Kyoko (She'll be pissed off enough that the food will cook).

Infect Blackie (her little cat) with rabies..

Tell her that, because she uses soft chi kun to heat things from within her body, she will not be able to lead any sort of sex life whatsoever.

Break her cell phone in half

Promise that you'll let her visit the Black Cat, then drop her off at Woodney's.

Drench her in gasoline.

Steal all of her snacks, crush them to bits, and feed them to a school of fish.

Shiki

Yank the yellow thing off his head.

Bleach his robes.

Tell him that in some cultures, insects are a delicacy, especially when fried and/or covered in chocolate.

Ask where the other six dwarves are.

Next time he travels on vacation, inform him that you've arranged for him to stay at a place called "Roach Motel".

Draw eyebrows on him.

Insist that Chronos didn't kill off the Taoist population; rather, they ran off like pansies when the X-Men came along.

Place a board on his head and use him as a table.

Eathes

Trade him for prescription drugs from Canada.