Danny-Since Carly Phantom is really tired from being beserk the last chapter, I'll be doing this chapter. Less than 24 hours ago, Carly Phantom posted the last chapter.
Carly Phantom-No yar not doin' it. I'm doing my own story... *falls asleep*
NinjaCoco-I'm doing it. I'm the co-author.
Danny-No.
NinjaCoco-You have to perform this chapter so I'm doing the chapter.
Saskue-Ok so you're not going to do embarrassing things to me now?
NinjaCoco-I'm sorry. Carly Phantom wrote the whole script when she wasn't crazy.
Saskue-Crap.
Naruto-BELIEVE IT!
Saskue-Shut up!
Carly Phantom-Ok. I'm better. Wait, is this chapter 7?
NinjaCoco-Yeah.
Carly Phantom-I'm cool. So we were planning to do 30 chapters of this story and maybe a sequel.
NinjaCoco-YAY!
Danny-What?
Carly Phantom-Maybe. It's not decided yet.
Danny-What a relief.
*Everyone glares at Danny*
Danny-What?
Carly Phantom-Wanna listen to Voodoo? *holds up a rope, an iPod and giant headphones*
Danny-Yes! Please?
*Danny is tied to a chair*
Danny-Yay!
Saskue-Since when he started liking being tied to a chair?
Carly Phantom-Since the last time.
Danny-Just do it.
Carly Phantom-*plugs iPod into the headphones in and puts it to full volume* Here you are. *puts headphones on Danny*
Danny-Yeah! WHOO!
Naruto-He likes K-Pop! BELIEVE IT!
Sakura-...
NinjaCoco-Ok then. So what's this chapter about Carly Phantom?
Carly Phantom-So Team 7, Sam and Tucker head their way to Amity Park then they encountered two rouge ninjas who want Sam's money, Saskue and Danny or Carly.
NinjaCoco-Wait, what?
Danny-She got me lalalala, she got me lalalala...
Carly Phantom-Soooo, then Naruto, Carly, Danny and Saskue try to defeat them while Sakura protects Sam and Tucker. Naruto got poison in his blood, Danny got hit into a tree, and Carly get knocked into Saskue. Afterwards, Kakashi defeats them by holding them and tying them to a tree.
NinjaCoco-So is there a little romance scene between Saskue and Carly.
Carly Fenton-Yeah Saskue, I wonder, what'll happen in between us?
Saskue-I dunno. *loudly to Carly Phantom* It better not be embarrassing Phantom.
Carly Phantom-*whisperes to NinjaCoco* It will be.
NinjaCoco-Hehe.
Carly Phantom-So lets get this chapter started!
Chapter 7-You Lied To Us Sam?
No one's POV
"Naruto wait for us!" Sakura said and ran after him, Sam and Carly. The others ran after her.
"So we head north first." Carly said and took out her compass that she got from Indiana. The compass said they were heading north. "Then we go left which heads us west. Then continue west then turn left again which heads us back to north. And if we keep heading north, we'll reach a lake then someone can row us to the US. Then we'll reach Virginia. Then we'll head northwest then we'll be in Amity Park, Indiana."
"Ok Carly." Kakashi said. "We're heading left in a few minutes." They've been walking north for what it seemed like hours then Carly heard a rustling sound.
"What was that?" Sakura asked.
"I don't know but it's not good." Danny answered. Two ninjas jumped out from the trees and landed in front of Sam.
"Ahhh!" Sam screamed and hid behind Kakashi.
"Give the child & 2 of your ninja students and you won't be harmed." one ninja said.
"Sam. You said thieves NOT rouge ninjas!" Kakashi scolded her.
"I'M SORRY!" Sam cried and hid behind Danny.
"This isn't a C ranked. This is an expensive B ranked." Kakashi said.
"I'm sorry but you're not taking Sam!" Naruto said and charged to the ninjas.
"Danny, Carly, Saskue, go help Naruto while Sakura protects Sam and Tucker." Kakashi said. Sakura was like a shield and held up a kunai ready to attack. One ninja went up to Sakura and grabbed her hair.
"Pretty lady, be nice and give Samantha." he said. Sakura sliced his hand with the kunai. "OUCH!" Saskue grabbed the ninja and judo flipped him away from Sakura.
"Thank you Saskue-kun." Sakura said. Saskue rolled his eyes and continued fighting.
"Danny." Carly said and kicked the ninja to Danny. Danny punched and kicked the ninja until Danny sliced his arm off.
"WHAT THE F**K?! MY ARM!" he screamed. The other ninja smacked him in the head.
"You can stick your arm back idiot!" he hissed. The ninja got his arm reattached and continued to fight. Naruto's hand got sliced by one of the ninja's mechanical hand then Naruto staggered and fell. Danny got smashed into a tree and his eyes closed.
"Roman!" Sam cried. (Carly Phantom-Yep, if the person you're being protected by & he is getting hurt badly and he looks like your best friend and crush, you will surly cry his name.
NinjaCoco-This chapter is scary.)
"It's... Danny." Danny whispered. Carly and Saskue were trying their hardest. Carly tried to smash the ninja into the forest, he grabbed her leg, swing her around and let her go. She flew into Saskue and they both fell on the ground. Carly was on top of Saskue.
"Oh. Hi." Carly said, blushing.
"Hi." Saskue said back. (Saskue-PHANTOM!
Carly Phantom-Don't interrupt the story.)
"Hey you two!" Kakashi yelled. Saskue and Carly looked at him. "There's no time to be all lovey, you're being attacked! Well, it's all to me." Saskue and Carly got off of each other and brushed dirt off themselves. Kakashi came and opened his hands out. The two ninjas were confused but they charged at Kakashi. When they reached him, Kakashi grabbed their necks with his arms and choked them. Sakura stomped to Saskue and Carly, who looked away from each other, and grabbed Carly.
"What are you doing with my man?" she hissed.
"He's not yours." Carly hissed back.
"Ok. Carly, give me one of your chains." Kakashi said. Carly swung the chain like a lasso and threw it to Kakashi. "Thanks." He tied the two to a tree and got Danny awake by making Carly slap him.
"What?" Danny asked. He looked at Carly then Kakashi. He felt pain in his cheeks then he got angry. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
"You were out cold, we didn't have water so I had to slap you awake." Carly explained.
"Ok." Danny said simply. Kakashi went to the two ninjas.
"Who are you working for?" Kakashi asked.
"Some snake dude. He is in love with snakes and wants money and two of your genins. I know he wants the Uchiha and one Fenton." one ninja answered.
"What's his name?" Kakashi asked.
"I don't know. I know it starts with an o." the other ninja answered.
"Saskue and Danny or Carly." Kakashi muttered.
"That's all we know." one ninja said. "We'll leave and not harm you."
"Ok." Kakashi said, giving up. He untied them and then, "Flee and I don't want to see your faces again or I'll use it."
"NOT IT!" the ninjas yelled and fled.
"What is 'it'?" Danny asked.
"It's nothing Danny." Kakashi answered.
"Ok then." Danny said. 'I don't believe him. It might be a Sharigan or a bad disease.'
Carly Phantom-And done. Where's everyone?
Saskue-Only me and NinjaCoco are here. The others went to get Naruto from doing the Sexy Jutsu on Iruka sensei and the Hokage.
Carly Phantom-... WHA?
NinjaCoco-Sexy Jutsu?
Saskue-You don't want to know.
Danny-*outside* NARUTO, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Sakura-*outside* BAKA NARUTO!
Carly Fenton-*outside* NOT AGAIN!
Naruto-*outside* BELIEVE IT!
Kakashi-*outside* Naruto.
NinjaCoco-I'm glad I came later than the first chapter.
Naruto-*appears behind NinjaCoco* Hey NinjaCoco! I want to show you this. SEXY JUTSU! *transforms to a naked lady*
NinjaCoco-*faints with a nosebleed*
Carly Phantom-XD
Sakura-BAKA NARUTO!
Naruto-NinjaCoco is a girl but I didn't know that she would faint with a nosebleed.
Carly Phantom-NinjaCoco? *pokes her*
NinjaCoco-PONIES RIDE ON RAINBOWS AND I AM BLOND!
Carly Phantom-*falls down*
Danny-I wanna listen to Voodoo again. I WAS LISTENING TO SUPER HERO!
Carly Phantom-Ok! Sheesh.
*Danny is tied to a chair*
Carly Phantom-*plugs her iPod in giant headphones and puts the headphones on Danny*
Danny-WHOO!
Saskue-PHANTOM, I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THAT SCENE WITH CARLY!
Carly Fenton-You didn't like it?
Saskue-No. It's just... I liked it.
Carly Fenton-...
Sakura-WHA?! *faints*
Carly Phantom-YAY!
Danny-Can y'all shut up? I can't hear Ravi!
Carly Phantom-OK! WE'LL BE QUIET!
Danny-Thank you.
NinjaCoco-Ok then. Does anyone have a tissue?
Carly Phantom-*tosses a tissue box*
NinjaCoco-Thanks.
Carly Phantom-So, later today, I'll post another chapter, even though at midnight, I posted chapter 6.
Naruto-Wow! 3 chapters in one day!
Carly Phantom-I know right! Ok, see you all in the next chapter.
All-Bye!
