Happy New Year everyone! I'm aliiiivvvveeeee! Anyways, here's the story, and there's an author's note at the end to explain a few things :3


Was it possible to already hate one's so called 'job' before one could even crossed the threshold of the place one was supposed to clean?

Well, for Rangiku Matsumoto it apparently was. Her captain had just let her through the gate and complaints were already sprouting from her mouth.

"I can't believe you're making me do this!" She whined for the umpteenth time. "You'd better be giving me plenty of sake after this or else-"

"Ran-chan! A lady should never say somethin' like that!" Gin gasped, dramatically raising a hand to cover his wounded heart, "and this is yer punishment, missy. Yer not getting' payment fer this."

"Like I care. I hate this. I hate cleaning. I hate this job. I hate your stupid home. I hate this squad and I hate- stop smiling at me, dammit! I just basically insulted everything you should take pride in! I hate you the most!" The fiery redheaded woman stalked past her captain, shooting imaginary daggers at his closed eyes. Flipping her hair, Rangiku flung aside the front door, using the force to whip herself around to face him once again.

"Now shoo! Don't you even think about taking a step into this household until I am done." The third seat growled, seeming to grow larger as she scowled down at Gin. "Am I understood?"

"Yes ma'am!" The man in question did a mock-salute, then whistled low. "Ran-chan is scary!"

"Gin!" She screamed, taking a threatening running step forward.

Her captain was already making a run for it, yelling behind him "Bye bye! Be good Ran-chan!".

Rangiku's scowled after his strong, broad back until-

Wait. No. That so isn't right. She watched his tiny, insignificant, scrawny back until he was out of her sight. After that miniature brain fight she had, she stomped into the house and threw the door closed behind her. She quickly made herself at home, throwing up her feet as she crashed back onto the first sofa she saw. Rangiku flung an arm to cover her eyes, letting out a contented sigh.

This was a good of a time to take a nap as any, right?

Rangiku groaned and stretched, before nodding at her handy work. Everything always seemed to look better in pink. And Gin's living quarters were just so bleak beforehand. Personally, she believed that she'd done him a favor.

With flourish, Rangiku opened the back door and threw the trash into the back alley way, where a fourth squad was sure to clean it up. She dusted off her hands, shut the door, and began walking towards her captains' office.


So good news everyone! A wonderful, awesome, amazing person has adopted this fic! The name of the author is CookieMons terNr1. Although I really wanted to write the kissing scene for this, I guess the honor will have to go to CookieMons terNr1… However, I'm going to be putting out one more chapter, which there may or may not be a kiss…. Stay tuned to see! It'll probably be out in a few hours xD