''WHAT!? WHY HER?'' Slendy yelled at his proxy blackmailer, who just stood there and shrugged ''Nothing personal I just wanted to have some fun and what better way than to make you 'ooc' how people are calling it these days.''

Slendy face palmed himself and sighed ''So any conditions?'' Hoodie nodded and got out a veeery long list out of his pocket.

''Okay about 100 rules are on this thing so I'll just give you the main 5 for now.''

''1. ASK HER OUT, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.''

2. BE AN AWESOME BOYFRIEND.

3. ACTUALLY LISTEN TO WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY BECAUSE I WILL QUIZ YOU LATER ON.'' Slendy groaned.

''4. TELL THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH IF SHE ASKS YOU EMBARRESSING QUESTIONS (After all you're Slenderman)

5. SHE HAS TO BREAK UP WITH YOU FOR THIS TO END.'' Slender man smirked and Hoodie added ''I know what you're thinking and that would be in violation of rule number 2.'' Slendy sulked and asked ''I have a question.''

Slendy pov

''So about the 4th rule… Can I say that this was all blackmail, if she asks?'' He shook his head no. I sighed.

Lizz Apartment, Lizz pov

''I can't believe you stole a wheelchair from an old man who had 20 more days to live… You're mean.'' Jill lectured me, like I give a damn anymore all I care is that I'm home and that I have fast internet *dreamy sigh*… Dreams do come true.

''Okay so thanks for everything Jill, and please leave me be I want to download a certain game heh heh.'' I waved from MY wheelchair; I've always wanted to own one of these things. She sighed and went out saying ''Would you fix this lock already?!''

''Nope.'' I replied.

''Okay.'' She closed the door.

''Ah, TPB you have everything.'' I said when I clicked download, hopefully Slendy won't come and ruin the download.

''Okay this is going to take a while and I have no-''

I stopped mid sentence once I heard static coming from somewhere… Just my luck.

I decided to look outside and I saw him nearing my broken door ''STOP!''

He stopped and asked ''Why?''

''Because, I need my apartment to be Static free for a while.'' He nodded and said ''Fine I'll be back in 2 hours, I think that, that is enough time for you to finish whatever you're doing.'' I thanked him and he went outside thinking 'Fuck, I should've asked her already. Okay I'll ask her later hehheheheh-(has no idea what he's doing laugh)- yeah I'll ask her later.'

2 hours later

''False advertisement!'' I yelled once my game was finished downloading with this slow ass internet connection. I smirked and said ''Let the gaming BEGIN!''

I put my headphones on and started playing.

''Oh this isn't sooo scary… I expected more.'' I said in a sarcastic tone.

10 minutes later

''OH GOD! WHY!? NO! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! CURSE YOU PEWDIEPIE!'' I screamed but still played.

Another 10 minutes later

''Come on just one more to go!'' I was covered in cold sweat from fear, my heart was racing fast like I was on a verge of a heart attack. But my mother raised a gamer and I will finish this thing once and for all!

''I see it!'' My apparently FAT character that can't even sprint for 10 seconds ran towards it. I was just about to claim it all I had to do was get near to it.

My hands were trembling and tears were on my face from note 5 but I was going to win only one was left and it was about 2 meters away from me.

I finally got to it but as the moron I am… I turned around and saw his blank face!

I screamed. Then I cried some more. I got away from my computer and went in the corner where I held my knees and whimpered looking everywhere.

My computer and all my electronics were in static mode and I screamed again.

I heard from the dining room ''Hey it's later.'' He popped his head in the living room and saw me crying. He looked confused and asked in a teasing tone ''What were you doing?''

''STAY AWAY!'' I yelled and backed away into the wall. He looked like he was about to laugh but he said ''Oh come on.'' I grabbed a joystick and threw it at him. He looked behind and said ''I am not paying for anything that you break trying to hit me.''

''What are you a Jew?'' I, the biggest Seth Macfarlane fan of them all asked.

''No I am not a Jew and thank goodness you're not crying anymore.'' Slender monster said. OH GOD SLENDER!

I started crying again and he put his claw on my shoulder and tapped me like 2 times ''There, there.'' He with drawled his hand and asked ''So what happened Lizz?'' I whimpered and said ''You killed me.''

He snorted and said ''It was just a bad dream.'' I knew he was celebrating on the inside for getting me scared but I said ''Not you, the other you.''

His face fell and he asked ''Do you mean my brother Lizz? The biggest Jackass who doesn't even scare children?''

Okay this was ridiculous ''I mean the fucking Slender.''

He groaned and started ranting ''A video game! I can't believe a video game is more terrifying than me!? Oh just great, I work my ass of trying to put fear into other people and this is the thanks I get! Merchandise is scarier than me!''

I tuned out and kept nodding my head but my neck started to hurt so I yelled ''Yo Slendy you wanted something?!''

He froze for a moment and it passed.

Slendy Pov

Why did she have to remind me? Okay I can do this, It's just asking someone out, you don't even know her that well for it to be a devastating rejection.

''Um well, Lizz… I-I-I wanted to ask you something.'' She nodded and asked ''What?''

I scratched the back of my neck and asked ''Doyouwanttogoout?'' She looked like she didn't catch everything and asked ''Come again?''

''You want to go out?'' She smiled but not a happy smile… Oh I'm in for it.

''Sooooooooooooo, you did like what you saw. I'd be glad to go out with you buuut…. Didn't you say that little ol' me isn't your type?'' She smiled.

Honestly this woman is more deranged than… I don't know but she's in the top 5.

''I lied, alright. I like you.'' She stared and jumped up to her feet and said ''Alright let's go out.''

I was the one to stare ''Now?''

She went in her bedroom and yelled ''Yes NOW! So where are we going?''

I had no idea… Really where are we going to go?

''Um well, I have… No idea.'' I heard a laugh come from her direction.

She came out in a… …Blue Tracksuit.

I commented ''Come on the before outfit was prettier.''

She smirked saying ''Listen dude, if this works out I'll let you take me shopping tomorrow.''

''Alleluia! Don't worry I specialize in formal clothing.''

''Yeah I can see that. Now you're taking me to a history museum.'' I nodded and we went out.

I closed the door and I asked ''So are you going to fix this thing already?'' OH GOD I SAW A NERVE POP UP ON HER HEAD!

''-100 points Slendy.''

''Wha?''

''Moron, if you're in a minus no second date if you're 100 it's called an okay date… I have high expectations from you.''

''Oh joy.''

Then Masky and Jill ran in the scene and Jill said ''Haha! We made it in this chapter. Pay us bitch!''

EXTRA SCENE:

Hoodie was walking down the street and saw someone very familiar well he saw him on TV and actually squeeed ''Jhonen Vasquez I want an autograph!''

''No.'' He flicked his fingers and Nny appeared before them and Jhonen said ''Nny kill the bastard.''

''Why should I?'' Nny asked.

''He called you the W-word.''

Johnny's eye twitched and he lunged at Hoodie who ran and the chase began.