Finally, after a lifetime's worth of photos and autographs, the large crowd had dwindled down to no one, as had my patience and desire to stay at the guild. Bixlow and surprisingly Laxas had been making sultry innuendos and blunt observations of my "fans" respectively, making it hard for me to hold character and not laugh. Juvia had been quick to shoot Bixlow down, as I wasn't able to comment.

As I lounged near the bar, because Wendy still wasn't here (seriously how early had I arrived?) Cana, the pretty little brunette sauntered towards me. She was only wearing a pair of brown capris and a blue bikini top. Wait, so I cant wear anything higher than mid-thigh without causing a nosebleed but she's missing a shirt and no one bats an eye!? I huffed slightly in indignation as she took a seat next to me and began to count the jewels she had good today. Jewels from selling me out.

Turning towards her and snatching about half of the wad, i smirked before shoving it in the collar of my dress and saying "Thanks for the help hon." I winked at her pout, "You get half for organizing them for me." At my words she grinned in victory and clutched the money as if it were a treasure.


I sat outside gently pulling Wendy's hair into two even pig tails. It was quiet and peaceful, with Wendy asking questions and me answering. Instead of the past she missed, Wendy seemed much more interested in me and who i was. In turn, i learned that she was a Sky dragon slayer and even got to meet her sweet exceed Carla. As i pulled the last clip into place, i stepped back to make sure it was even and saw Lucy walk out to join us. I smiled and waved.

Wendy jumped up and turned giving me a small bow saying "Thank you very much Siren-san" I smiled slightly, before patting her on the head lightly, "Its no problem at all."
Lucy giggled and looked at her own hair and quickly pulling it into two pigtails of her own, causing me to laugh lightly behind my hand and Wendy to beam, saying "Now we all can have pigtails!".
"You did that surprisingly fast for it to look so good" I praised, admiring her work. And she smiled and winked "Thanks! I cant hold a candle to Cancer, but Im pretty good if i do say so myself!" Ah cancer, i believe she told me he was the scissor spirit. Or, something of the sort...

There was a moment of silence before a soft breeze flew by and Wendy threw her hands into the air smiling and exclaiming "It feels great being outdoors doesn't it?" I nodded as Lucy agreed, saying "Not to mention unusually quiet! It actually feels kinda peaceful. I snorted quietly as Carla said "Although with this guild, you know peace isn't going to last long..."
"MY morning wasn't remotely peaceful. I don't think I've ever witnessed more than a moment of peace." I sighed as both girls laughed and Carla smiled. They had probably heard all about it from Max or Laki, the little gossips.

Natsu had arrived soon after disturbing the moment of peace. Arguing with Happy and Gray, who had also arrived at some point. Soon Max had popped outside to join us, picking a fight with Natsu, which made me wary.

"If were talking ability It's improved by leaps and bounds." Max said cockily.

I had heard about Natsu's fighting power before. It made me curious on how i'd match up against him, or even Gray who had a reputation himself. I stood and watched curiously.

Max and i had sparred quite a bit as training. Him with his sand magic and me in plain hand to hand combat. Though i'd admit he was strong and gave me a workout, he'd never technically beat me...

To see him easily battle down Natsu, made me wonder if his reputation was just exaggerated or if the time gap really had left those frozen behind in terms of power. Just as odds were against Natsu, he pulled through with a lightning dragon roar, causing Max to forfeit and my doubts to be squished. He was a bit unpracticed, but the kid definitely had power.

Natsu grinned and challenged, "Who's next?"

Everyone else backed up, but as i stepped up, eager to measure myself against him, he fell to the ground.

I had wandered out of the commotion, and took a seat toward the edge of the grounds, simply watching as Gray, Lucy and Wendy worried over their power levels. I winced in sympathy when they indirectly insulted Max.

Unknowingly, a young Boy and his parents were hesitantly approaching me. After some pushing from his parents the young boy approached me and tugged on my dress to get my attention.

I turned and at seeing the spiky bracelet on the boy's wrist, i smiled brightly changing my demeanor immediately, squatting down to say hello to him in character.

He seemed to blush before blurting out and rambling, "i-I love you! Lee-Chung, you're my favorite! Y-your kicks are so cool! I wanna kick like that when i'm older. See?" He punched out and kicked at the same time losing his balance and falling on his butt.

I giggled brightly and helped him up, asking "Do you wanna see me kick in real life? I can even show you how if you want!"

At this the boy seemed to freeze in shock. His parents quickly rushed forward and began trying to get him to "answer her sweetie". And soon i was showing the boy to kick correctly without falling or losing his balance.

Once he got the hang of it, he flashed me a peace sign in victory and knowing this was my character's signature victory post, i mimicked him.

As a reward, i took a step away from him (unaware that i had gained everyone's attention). I looked at the boy for confirmation and saw he was bouncing in excitement.

His parents brought him back a foot or two to give me room, and i began to do complicated kicks and jumps. Only paying attention on giving a good show and making the boy happy. I turned and did kicks in midair to show off. I hadn't realized that many people had crowded around me to watch.

In fact, I hadn't even seen Romeo arrive, nor did i hear him begin to tell everyone in the area about how great i was with hand-to-hand combat and how i was one of the most powerful wizards we had before everyone had come back before scurrying into the guild-hall.

I hadn't even seen the slightly impressed looks i was given by the new comers.

By the time i had thought i'd done enough, i remembered the victory move my character did. And so i ended by excitedly jumping up and down before flashing a peace-sign and wink at the boy and his family.

The boy ran at me and jumped into my arms, giving me the biggest hug he could. This time the sweet smile i flashed was genuine and wasn't based on being a character.

After another hug and a picture, the boy and his family departed, leaving me with a smirking Gray and impressed Wendy and Lucy. Natsu sat recovering near a tree.

Wendy gushed "Wow Siren-san. You looked really cool out there. You must be really strong."

I smiled slightly before saying " Ah. Thank you, most of those moves are used for show though. There wasn't any force behind any of them."

Gray snorted before saying "If there wasn't any force, could you explain the ground around you?"

I turned to see rather deep indentations of the ground where i landed and small cracks where i had kicked down at.

I gave a sheepish smile before hearing Happy chime in " It's because she's so heavy! Her weight gave force from gravity!"

Lucy growled and kicked the cat rather far yelling " Don't talk about a ladies weight like that, you stupid cat!"

As he cried " Waaaaaaah! Lushy's being mean again"

Both Wendy and Gray turned nervously, ready to apologize for the blabber-mouth cat, if needed. But I had simply quirked an eyebrow up in amusement. My lips followed suit and i retorted " Well, Happy, I suppose you might be right." And snickering lightly.


New master had gathered everyone into the hall for some sort of an announcement. I stood next to Juvia and Lisanna as New master announced that he was going to retire.

I giggled lightly behind my hand as i heard Wakaba shoot down Mast-Macau. And Gildarts Clive was announced as the 5th master, but... Isn't that Mirajane..?

Everyone looked on in confusion as Mira waved awkwardly and handed New master a letter. New new master had written that he wasn't the kinda person to be master. Everyone around me laughed boisterously at New-masters face.

As new new master, he ordered that Laxas be accepted into the guild. Wait, i thought he was new master's grandson? Laxas looked shocked and confused, but Bickslow cheered and Evergreen hugged Laxas in excitement.

Freed, Freed was crying as he exclaimed "Gildarts...What a guy..." I giggled quietly at their actions and the look on Laxas's face. Now who's overwhelmed easily?!

The next order he made, was to appoint new master, as master again...

He seemed to gumble as he yelled "Me again?!" And many people laughed again.

So, is he New New New Master now? Augh, these titles are going to confuse me!

Gildarts went out for a bit, but promised to come back when Fairy Tail was Fiore's #1 guild again, saying it was Master's last job.

He yelled "Jackass! Im not gonna let anyone else be master! Ill serve until i die." And then shouting for booze.