Now, those who know their mythology should know that the fall to Tartarus is about nine days and nine nights worth of falling. So it must have been pretty boring, eh? Well, Nico here, who was temporarily cured of insanity, tried to keep up morale by telling some stories. Unfortunately the more stories he told, the crazier the stories got, and the less stable his recently stablized brain got. THESE... ARE THOSE STORIES.
Story #1: Nico steals the sun (again)
One day Nico was out being Nico when he saw Apollo man's solar sports car. Well, naturaly he got in the car and started pressing random buttons. But when Zeus saw Nico flying too close too Olympus, he was all like, "AWWW, GURL! You can't fly there, you should know dat N00BZ!"
And then he threw his AWESOME LIGHTNING BOLT OF AWESOME at the car and it fell all the way to the River Styx. And then Tyson was all like, "BAD ZEUS!" and he threw a door at Mount Olympus, but it missed and hit some pea soup.
Story #2: The curse of the asploding flashlight
So one day Percy was in the swimming pool (COOL TIME, POOL TIME!) when a magical flashlight jumped on the diving board like BOINGBOINGBOING and landed in the water so hard that all the swimmin ppls were like "OH NO WE DEDZ" and then then they died.
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But then Percy was all like "I WILL HAVE MY REVEGE" and he went up to the flashlight and said "FUS RO DAH" and the magical wordz made the flashlight ASPLODE. (Not explode, but asplode. There's a difference, people.)
Story #3: Annabeth and the stolen carrot
One day Annabeth was doing some stuff when Nico came up and STOLE HER CARROTZ. And Annabeth heard the carrot calling out to her like "HALP" and so she was like "seems legit" and she went to halp him her poor little carrot.
So when she reached Nico he was like "MUAHAHA TOO BAD YOU DON'T KNOW MY SECRET WEAKNESS IS DORA!" So Annabeth got a photograph of Dora the explorer and threw it at him. But Nico said "Oh sorz I baked your carrot into a carrot cake but here you go."
But Annabeth said "It's okay, I didn't want it anyway." So she threw the carrot cake off a cliff and Nico jumped off it and the carrot cake collided with Nico in midair and they both ASPLODED.
Story #5: Dr. di Angelo
One day Nico got bored so he went to the Art History Museum and got a PhD from Zoidberg. Then he went and taught a class and he was all like "I AM DR. DI ANGELO BOW DOWN TO ME AND GIMME ALL UR CARROTZ" and they did and Nico made a carrot cake and it asploded.
Story #6: Grover eats a tin can
ONE DAY GROVER ATE A TIN CAN THE END
