Sonic and Luigi were driving and talking about the tennis match Mario had been in earlier that day.
"So did he win?" Sonic asked.
"Yeah, but…" Luigi answered.
"What?"
"Nothing,"
"That didn't sound like nothing. What was it?"
"I told you nothing!" Luigi said, now getting offended.
"What were you about to say?"
"Nothing!"
"Yes you were!"
"All right! Fine!"
"Well…?"
"You see, he… um…
"Please spit it out!"
"His pants fell down!" Luigi shouted before going silent.
"…What?" Sonic asked after a moment, not sure if he had heard right.
"He forgot to wear a belt that morning and during the match, his pants fell down."
Sonic exhaled in astonishment and added, "Well, at least he was wearing underwear…"
Luigi stared blankly for a moment and said, slowly, "Yeah…"
Sonic closed his eyes and sighed, "He wasn't, was he?"
"No…"
The two drove on without saying anything for a while.
"So," Sonic said finally, "Tell me again why we're driving when I'm the fastest thing alive."
"I told you," Luigi grunted in frustration, "We have stuff in the trunk that we couldn't carry by hand!"
"But why am I coming along?"
"For the 12th time! Because you had nothing better to do!"
"Says who?"
"You!"
"What?"
"You were the one that volunteered! Remember?"
"Oh yeah…" Sonic said, remembering now
Suddenly, Luigi exclaimed, "Holy Fish!"
"'Holy Fish!'?" Sonic asked in confusion.
"That's not the point!" Luigi exclaimed, "Look!"
Sonic looked out and saw it…
"Oh," he said.
In front of them, about 200 yards, the road was covered in boxes of broken glass, followed beyond that by the broken glass of smashed bottles.
"Can't you go around?" Sonic asked.
"Are you blind? It takes up the whole friggin road!"
"Okay! Then just stop!"
"I don't think that's a good idea…" Luigi said, pointing behind them.
Sonic looked behind them and saw a huge truck honking its horn at them to speed up.
Sonic kept looking back and forth and finally said, "I hate my life…"
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