Fairy Tale: Repunzel

Rated: K+

Cast: Bellemere, Nami, and Zoro

A/N: I think I created a new kind of fanfic, the kind that starts out normally, and fairly well written, but gets crackier (if thats even a word) as a person reads. What should I call it? And I tried to combine Nami's name and Repunzel's name, but I couldn't come up with a decent name I wanted to stick with soooooo.... her name changes every time :p adds to the crack. Well anyways, ON WITH THE SHOW!


Once Upon a Time…

There was a man and a woman who owned a little house that had an amazing view of a large, lush garden. The married couple had long wished for a baby, and recently the wife had been blessed.

One day the wife looked out the window in her room over to the beautiful garden. There, several large mikan trees lined the far side of the garden. The mikans which grew on the trees were large and bright, and perfectly ripe. The wife had a sudden craving for one of the mikans, but with passing time, she realized that she could not have any. Eventually she grew depressed and ill.

The husband terribly concerned for his wife and their unborn child asked her what was wrong.

"Those beautiful mikan trees in Bellemere's grove, I need to eat one, or I'm afraid I will die," The wife answered meekly.

The husband, with no other options, snuck into the grove at dusk and picked a few mikans from the trees. He returned to their home with them and fed his wife. The mikans were absolutely exquisite, but the wife grew even more ill with the knowledge that she will never have one again.

Once again, the husband returned to the grove to pick more mikans. But as he looked up from his harvesting, he turned pale.

"What are you doing you dirty thief!" Bellemere asked, pointing a rifle at the man's forehead.

"Please have mercy on me Miss Bellemere! I only picked a few mikans out of desperation. My wife is sick and she is bearing our first child, I needed these mikans or my wife would die!" He cried.

Bellemere lowered her rifle and pitied the poor man. "Fine, you can take as many mikans as you want, but I have one condition, when your wife gives birth to the child, I will take her a raise her."

The man hesitated, but ultimately decided it would be better to save both the lives of his wife and child so he agreed to the condition.

When the wife gave birth to her baby girl, Bellemere took her and named her Namipunzel.

She took her away to her grove and taught her to grow mikans. Namizel's hair was long and a bright beautiful orange.

One day when she turned twelve Bellemere locked her away in a tower in the forest. She said that she needed to do this to protect from the author on crack. The tower had no door and no stairs, just a random window.

Every day Bellemere came to the tower and called to Repunami, "Hey, give me a ladder!"

And everyday Namipun let down her ridiculously long hair so that Bellemere could climb up.

One day Prince Zoro got lost and was walking through the forest when he heard Bellemere call "Give me a ladder!"

He knelt behind a tree and watched as the longed haired chick lowered her braid to the ground.

After Bellemere left, Zoro walked toward the tower and called, "Oi, let down your freaking hair!"

Reponzami obliged by letting her hair down. At that point, Zoro didn't know what to do, so her grabbed hold of her hair and gave it a swift yank. Namiel didn't expect this kind of strength and fell out of the window. Zoro looked up just before Reponell fell on his head.

"What was that for you moss-headed retard!" Namipo yelled as she rubbed her head.

"I don't know, I just did it!" Zoro yelled back, still pinned underneath her.

"I told you the author on crack was out to get you Naponzel," Bellemere reminded.

The End.


A/N: Yes... definitely much more cracky at the end compared to the begging. Nami's parents will forever be shrouded in mystery. Reviews please!