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(sorry bout the no updates for a week, but its going to be about one a week from now on)
(Please stop comenting on my Grammar, i understand it make a fifth grade seem like a genius)
-3 1/2 months later, demon country-
"Pervy sage? Pervy sage!" Jiraiya was sleeping, and Naruto couldn't find a way to wake him up
"Hold on dobe" Stated Sasuke, he started reusing the old nickname about 2 months ago, after Naruto tripped on Gamakichi in a spar with Jiraiya "I think I got this one"
"By all means, Teme" Naruto had started using the nickname after Sasuke started calling him Dobe again
Sasuke smirked "Hey Tsunade, long time no see!"
Jiraiya shot up and whipped his head around. Only to spot his apprentices rolling around on the ground laughing "Oi! When are you brats going to stop doing that!" yelled an angry Jiraiya
"Hmmm... When you tell us the truth about you and Baa-Chan" stated Naruto
"I just do it for fun" stated Sasuke
"Never going to happen, now get to training!" shouted Jiraiya, both of them nodded and shot of to opposite sides of the clearing they were in. Over the last few months, both had made greats strides in their training. Jiraiya had figured out the best ways for each to train. Monday's were Taijutsu, Tuesdays were Ninjutsu, Wednesdays were genjutsu, Thursday's were weapons training, Friday they were free to work on what ever they wanted, Sasuke would usually work on his effectiveness with the sharingan and Naruto would train to handle more of the nine tails chakra, Saturday's were used to train speed, power and stamina, Sunday's were chakra control and building reserves They would take every 3 weeks off to recharge and complete missions. The missions were all B,A and S rank, from information gathering to taking down missing nin. The duo and Jiraiya were so effective that they had recently been added to both Iwa's and Kumo's Bingo books.
Sasuke Uchiha
Konoha
Alilius
none
Listed as special Jonin
mid-high B rank
one half of the Brothers of Destruction/ Yin Yang Bothers/ Untouchable Twins
Partner: Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze
Skills: highly skilled in Nin and Tai jutsu, mid range fighter, Fully matured Sharingan, Rumors of Mangekyou Sharingan, several High powered Jutsu.
Affinity: Fire, Lightning, Rumored Earth
Orders: capture on sight.
Note: travels with Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and Jiraiya of the Sannin, teamwork with Namikaze is on par with The A-B duo of Kumo
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze
alias
Konoha's second flash
Konoha's 1 man army
youngest ever elite jonin of the 5 great nations
mid A rank, rumored to be near S rank
one half of the Brothers of Destruction/ Yin Yang Brothers/ Untouchable Twins.
Partner: Sasuke Uchiha
skills: extremely skilled in Taijutsu and Ninjutsu. Master of the Blue Blur Kenjutsu style, all range fighter, best at up close and mid-range combat. Can make upwards of 500 shadow clones, cannot be caught in genjutsu, host of the nine tailed fox.
Affinity: master of Wind, good control of lightning, rumored to have water
Orders: kill on site/if no jonin is present, flee on site
Note: travels with Sasuke Uchiha and Jiraiya of the Sannin, teamwork with Uchiha is on par with The A-B duo of Kumo. Son of Minato Namikaze. Has beaten the Kazekage in full Jinchuuriki form, Outlasted Might Gai in a taijutsu fight and beat Minato Namikaze Rasengan to Rasengan
Naruto was working on his Jinchuuriki skills. He had made it all the way to four tails in his cloak form and could take one tail in the "Mini beast" form. The Kyuubi had explained that there were 3 different forms, the first and easiest to control was the "Cloak" form (think of one-three tails in the anime, the form he takes furring the first day of the war is the nine tail cloak form). The second and much harder to control was the "Mini beast" form (4-7 tails in the anime) and the last was "Full beast" form ( the Kyuubi with no hair in the fight with pain is the 8 tail and his full Kyubi form is 9). Each of these forms had 9 level, one for each tail.
Jiraiya was bought out of his amazement at watching both apprentice work, when a small, blue toad appeared on his shoulder and hand him a scroll. The toad then poofed away and Jiraiya opened the scroll. It saw their mission assignments for the next month, the first mission was a escort mission, the second was a...
"Minato my student, you are a genius" said Jiraiya Quietly to himself, before speaking up "Alright brats! That's enough for today, we got our missions and were heading out in 10 minutes!"
Naruto was the first to speak up "Hey Pervy Sage, this have anything to do with that weird town we went to before?" (I'll get to that later)
"Nope escort mission, now both of you pack your shit and get ready, like I said, we're moving out in ten minutes" stated Jiraiya
"Where are we going?" asked a confused Sasuke, for them to head out during training, it must be important.
"Suna"
-3 days Later, desert outside of Suna-
"Why the hell are we taking the long way? This desert is so goddamn hot!" wined Naruto
"Shut up Dobe, you're the one that's wearing a black cloak" Stated a smirking Sasuke. He heard the sound of something being sealed and turned around to see Naruto walking behind him without his famed black cloak. It had over gone a couple of changes, the first that it was no longer blue flames that licked the bottom of the cloak, but a lightning pattern, which even Sasuke and Jiraiya had to admit was pretty cool. The second change was, that with Naruto now being competent in Fuinjutsu, he had added several seals to the cloak, from one that made the cloak flame resistant, to a seal that made the material about 10 times more durable, to one that made it so that dirt blood and water couldn't stick/soak it.
"What now Teme?" asked Naruto
"Shut up brats, we're here" Stated Jiraiya "Now you idiots keep quite, we're heading strait for the Kazekage tower"
-15 minutes later, Kazekage tower-
Naruto was walking up the stairs to to the office of the Kazekage. He and Sasuke had been told been told by Jiraiya that their mission would be explained when they met the Kazekage, Naruto didn't like the idea that someone other than his father would be giving them orders. As he walked Into the kazekage office, he was shocked to see someone completely unexpected sitting in the Kages chair.
"Temari!" shouted a confused Naruto
"Hello Naruto, how was your trip?" asked Temari in a seductive tone
Naruto was panicking, What the hell was going on? Temari was the Kazekage? And she was seducing him? "Umm, it was fine... So you're the woman in charge now?" asked a nervous Naruto, trying anything he could to get away from flirting with both the Kazekage and his friends sister
Temari got up from the chair and started walking over to her fellow blonde "You could be in charge of me if you want? I would love to see what Konoha's second flash could do outside the battle field, hopefully your a bit slower in bed then in a fight" said Temari, voice dripping with lust as she pulled him into herself with him in front and the wall behind them
Naruto was freaking out, he didn't know what to do, she was his friend's sister and he had a girlfriend. Suddenly he was thrown backwards and slammed into the wall across from Temari, with sand pinning him to the wall, he looked to the doorway to see a very pissed off Gaara standing there, with murder in his eyes
"Namikaze! What the hell were you doing with my sister!" shouted Gaara with all the overprotective little brother his body could muster
"He tried to take advantage of me!" shouted Temari
"You came on to me!" shouted Naruto right back
"Are you calling my sister a lair?" asked Gaara in a dangerous tone, not that Gaara talking at all was dangerous
"Umm...Yes?" answered Naruto
"Wrong answer" Stated Gaara as his had rose up. Naruto just shut his eyes and waited for the end... Which never came... He opened his eyes and found that, though he was still on the wall, Gaara was sitting behind the Kazekage desk, wearing the Kazekage hat.
He was staring at Naruto with a smirk on his face, behind Gaara was Temari, rolling around on the floor laughing "You thought I was being serious!" she cackled
Naruto sweat dropped "You know... As the host of Kurama, one of the things I can do is smell pheromones getting released..."
Gaara tilted his head "What does that have to do with anything?" he asked
Naruto grinned "There's two people I can sense releasing pheromones, the first is Pervy sage, who seems to always be real using them..." everyone in the room sweat dropped "The other... Is her" he stated while smiling innocently at Temari. Temari blushed a shade of red that would put Hinata to shame, and bolted out of the room.
"Well, now that my prank is complete... Let's get down to business, Shall we?" asked Gaara as he let Naruto of the wall and retraced his sand
"Hey Gaara, do you ever clean that stuff? Its pretty foul" stated Naruto, digging some sand out of his waistband
"How does one go about cleaning sand?" asked Gaara
"Shut up, what are we here for anyway? Surely you didn't send for me just so you could prank me?" asked Naruto
Gaara smirked "You amaze me with your ability to go from Idiot to genius in an instant" Naruto gave Gaara a deadpan look "The reasons your here are as followed. First, I've come to learn your both quite good with seals" he looks to Naruto and Jiraiya, they both nod "I ask you both to look at my seal and try to fix what you can" Naruto smiles and nods "Second, I'm going to watch the Chunin exams in one months time, but first I have meetings set up with the Raikage for a treaty that could benefit my village, your father sent you 3 as a sign of good faith to travel with me, Kankuro and Temari to Kumo. The last, is a personal favor" he looked to Naruto "If you can fix my seal, can you teach me how to control Shukaku without killing everyone?"
"Yes, to all three things, I'd love to help a friend" declared Naruto
"Thank you, I shall have a chamber set up for the sealing, for now, I shall show you where you 3 will be staying for the next few days" Gaara got up and jumped out the window, the 3 Konoha Nin followed
-Kazekage estate-
Temari was in her room, bawling her eyes out. The reason? She was embarrassed, but she wasn't exactly sure why. She had been embarrassed before, why was this time so different?
She was asking herself these questions when she heard a knock at the door "Hey Temari? You alright?" it was her younger brother Kankuro, despite his usual behavior, he was the main sounding board for both Temari and Gaara
"I don't know what happened!" she bawled from her room, Kankuro was immediately put on guard, his sister never bawled! And she was only know to cry when it pertained to her family or herself, which made Kankuro understand that either Gaara was dead, which he would have known by now, or that something happened to her.
"Temari? Can I come in? I would like to help." stated Kankuro, the tone of his voice showing concern
"Might as well, you'll hear it by the end of the day anyways!" she continued to bawl from behind the door, he entered to find Temari sitting on the windowsill, apparently calmer that she was before, which she credited to having her brother there
"OK, now what's wrong? You're never like this?" as he sat down in the chair in the corner of the room, waiting for an explanation
Temari sighed "You know Naruto is the going to be our guard for our trip right?" Kankuro nodded "Well me and Gaara decide to prank him, and it didn't end well..."
"What happened?" he asked with a raised eyebrow, he could tell it didn't turn out violent, there wasn't a scratch on Temari, and if Gaara fought Naruto again then everyone in the village would have known. Even though young, Gaara was still the Kazekage, even if just being named so last week, and Naruto had beaten Gaara before AND was listed in two bingo books as an A class ninja. They were basically the same in strength as far as most who knew both were concerned. So it would be obvious if there were fighting. "What was the prank?"
"We set it up do that I was behind the desk when they walked in, then I was going to come onto him till Gaara came barging in and threaten him for flirting with me..." stated Temari biting her lower lip
"Sooo where did it go bad? Did Gaara kill him?" Kankuro asked jokingly, lightly laughing till Temari shot him they 'say one more thing and I'll castrate you' look, shutting him up "Then what happened?"
"I was flirting with him... I decided to take it to another level... I grabbed him an pull him into me against the wall..." stated Temari
Kankuro was wide eyed "W-What happened then? Did he get a bon-"
"Kankuro! No, he didn't, Gaara pinned him to the wall and we scared the shit out of him" she explained
"Sooo... What part of it went bad?" he asked
"Umm... You know how Jinchuuriki get some of the skills that their Biju have?" she asked
"Yea, Gaara can control sand and crap, so what?" asked Kankuro, not understanding where she was going this
"Well... Apparently Naruto can sense... Hormones..." she stated with her head in her knees
"So what it's not like you were turned on ... By... NARUTO!" he yelled, just figuring out why she was crying, but he couldn't help it "You flirted with Naruto, our brothers best friend, and YOU got turned on by it!" he laughed
"It's not funny, Kankuro!" she shouted
"Sure it's not... Just that your attracted to a Konoha nin... Who all 3 of us owe for getting us our Gaara back, and is the son of the most powerful man in the elemental nations, Not to mention that that he is as strong as our brother. Did I miss anything?" he struggling stated between laughs. Temari was just blushing furiously, weather embarrassed, pissed off or if it was thinking about... Things...
"Were home! Come on down." it was Gaara, and why did he say we?
"Be right down Gaara!" yelled Kankuro before turning to his sister "If you really like him, just remember there's only four rooms" he said with a sly smile before he went downstairs to meet there guests, Temari finally figuring out who was with her brother had bought home
"Naruto..."
-That night, Kazekage mansion, living room-
It had been an interesting few hours to say the least, Sasuke and Gaara getting to know each other better, Baki and Jiraiya were discussing Jiraiya's books and Naruto and Kankuro were pulling pranks on the village. Turns out someone who and control items with chakra strings and someone who can think up ridiculously effective plans on the fly were a perfect pranking combination, though the villagers didn't seem to enjoy it too much. The hole time Naruto and Kankuro where terrifying Suna, Temari had been watching from a distance in shocked wonder.
"Those pranks are ingenious, and at the rate they're pulling them, they must be being made up on the spot... But by who? It can't be Kankuro, he's not that smart... Is Naruto thinking these up? He must of had these stored up forever. But how does he know the layout of Suna so well?" she quietly asked herself, not expecting anyone to hear
"Simple, I don't" she turned to her right to see Naruto, sitting next too her
'When did he get here!' she mentally shouted "H-How did you sneak up on me! no one can sneak up on me!" she half asked/ half yelled
"I can escape ANBU, Jonin and Chunin after defacing the Hokage monument, I think I can sneak up on a genin, No matter how attractive" he stated with a smile
"I'll have you know I'm a chunin!" she stated before a slight pause "Did you just call me attractive?" she accused
"Umm no? I said attentive? Though now that you mention it, yeah, your pretty attractive" he stated
"Oh, must have heard wrong..." she said with a blush
"It happens" shrugged Naruto "And to answer your first question, the real me didn't have these all plans out"
"Real you? Are you a clone?" she questioned
"Attractive and smart" he joked, getting a deep blush out of Temari "But yea, one just a clone, he made me purring the flower shop prank"
"You said that he didn't have these planed out, care to explain?" she questioned
"Just what I said, boos didn't have the layout of the village, nor did he plan ahead, everything you've seen has been planned and executed on the fly, it's one of the things that makes us so dangerous, not even that lazy bum shikamaru could keep up with us, cuz no matter how much you plan in for a battle, we can make a counter plan in seconds" explained the clone
Temari was floored, how could someone be that smart? Not even a Nara could fight and think this stuff up on the run! "If you're so smart, why do you act like an idiot?"
"Hey! I'm not an idiot, I just don't understand everything the first time through..." the clone claimed "Besides, I can only plan in spur of the moment situations, anything else I'm kinda screwed..."
"So your only smart in a fight?" asked Temari
"Don't rub it in!" said Naruto in a sad voice
"I don't understand, your father is Minato Namikaze, the most powerful man on earth and arguably the smartest, and your only smart during a fight? How is that possible?" she questioned "Simple, I couldn't learn anything the first 12 years of my life, all my teachers hated me for holding Kurama, so they didn't teach me, it wasn't till my last year in the academy that I learned anything useful, so in reality, I've only been learning the last 2 years" he answered with some pride, he was in the top 10 most powerful people in the hidden village of the leaf, and he has really only 2 years of teaching under his belt Temari was floored. Not by the fact that he was mistreated by the people because of his Jinchuuriki status, but he was an ELITE jonin, there's only 15 known elite jonin in Konoha, and he did it in basically two years! How strong would have been if he wasn't held back? "How did you get so strong?"
"I've been called a genius by my close friends and Dad, I was able to learn most of it on my own. And I'm a Nin, Tai, and Kenjutsu natural, I have been able to combine nin and Kenjutsu to use in my blue blur style. I learned the Rasengan in a little under a week when it took my dad 3 years to create, and I've taken it to levels that have been called impossible by even my father. And because of Kurama, I have more chakra than almost everyone else in the world. I guess I just did it with hard work and talent?" he stated
"W-What!" she shouted, scaring Naruto
"What do you mean what? Did I say something wrong?" he questioned
"Sorry, no you didn't say anything wrong. I was just surprised to hear all that..." she said with a blush, she wouldn't admit it, but she really liked strong guys, but being the sister of a Kage doesn't exactly bring the men running, and it only got worse when he crushed a jonin's hand when he grabbed her ass.
"Oh, OK, let's get back to the house, there almost done with their pranking spree" he grabbed her shoulder and they disappear
-Unknown cave-
Nine figures appear standing on what appears to be the outstretched fingers of a half submerged demonic statue near the back of, what appears to be just your ordinary cave. However we all know that nothing in this world of ninja is as it appears. The figures were all intangible, simple projections of the true bodies of these nine increasingly dangerous men and woman. All is still, silent... that, however was about to change
"Well? You called us? We got a mission or something?" asked the never patent Deidara, an average looking blond that copied the hairstyle of a certain Yamanaka heir
"Shut up Deidara, your an embarrassment to artiest!" protested Sasori, a short, hunched over man that seemed to rattle as he moved
"Both of you shut up!" scolded what appeared to be there leader, his only feature that stuck out was his purple, ringed eyes "And Itachi! Put that damn pocky away! I don't even know how your eating, your real body is somewhere in Fire country!"
Itachi simply narrowed his eyes and continued to eat his favorite food, defying logic as his holographic body ingested said pocky
"Uggghhhhhhh...Whatever, lets just get to my announcement, with the failed atempt to capture the Yonbi, we are delaying our hunt for Jinchuuriki to gain strength and money, we will meet in 2 months, dismissed!" announced the purple eyed man as he watched 7 figures disappear, leaving only himself and Itachi. "How goes the plan to bring me the Namikaze boy?"
"Good, i should be able to get him to you in the next year" Stated Itachi with a smirk "He and his father trust me and Kisame to a fair degree"
"Good, keep up your mission until then"
-Kazekage mansion, midnight-
Naruto found himself on the couch in the living room. Why you ask? Jiraiya took the master bedroom, as Gaara didn't sleep, which left Sasuke and Naruto the last bedroom, which only had a bed big enough for one person, and Sasuke had somehow managed to get him to forfeit, giving Sasuke the bedroom, and Naruto and old, lumpy, overused couch.
"Hey, you awake?" asked a quite Temari "You don't have to sleep on the couch you know?"
"Oh hey Temari, where else would i sleep?" asked Naruto
"Well I have a king sized bed..." stated Temari, trying to make a move on the oblivious Namikaze
"But then where would you sleep? i wouldn't want to take your bed from you" stated the horrifyingly oblivious Naruto
"We would both sleep in the bed Baka, its a king size, its not like we would be snuggling" deadpanned Temari before she hatched a plan "Unless you wanna snuggle?"
"Uhhh..."
-Next morning-
Naruto woke up only to find that, even though when they fell asleep they were back to back on opposite sides of the bed, now they were in the middle of the bed, with Temari using his pectoral as a pillow and draping an arm over his waist. Naruto didn't panic though, there was no reason too, he figured that this was what she was aiming at anyway. Jiraiya had explained that both Naruto and Sasuke were part of the C.R.A (clan restoration act) which stated that if your the last male of your clan, you were all but forced to have multiple wives. Jiraiya had gone on a 2 hour rant about "lucky Gaki's" and "Why not me". Naruto had wrote Ino a letter informing her about the C.R.A and surprisingly, she said she was OK with it, as long as the other girls truly liked him and went just fangirls. So it wasn't all bad that Temari was using him as a body pillow, really there was nothing wrong with it. he looked out the window to see that it was still dark out, and slipped back to sleep.
-3 hours later-
Temari had just woken up, only to find that during the night, both her and Naruto had shifted positions. Now Naruto was laying on his back, his arm around her shoulders. she though, was doing more than her fair share of the trouble, if you could call it that. Her head was resting on his chest, one arm under the small of his back, the other draped over his waist and she had her legs trapping one of his legs in a death grip. Needless to say, she was blushing furiously, she had never been this intimate with anyone, let alone someone that was almost considered family AND the one person to ever beat her brother, the Kazekage in a fight.
She heard a knock at her door and the panicked voice of her oldest brother call out "Hey Temari! Wake up! Naruto is missing and we can't find him anywhere!"
She didn't know what to do, she didn't want to look bad if Kankuro found out he was in her bed with her, she couldn't think of a way out of it. Thankfully she didn't have to "Shut up Make Up Boy! We had a late night, Let us sleep!"
It was Naruto, at first she freaked out, but she saw Naruto wink and egg her on to add to the fire "Yea Kankuro! Let me and Naru-kun sleep!" she yelled out. seconds later after a stutter session that would Hinata jealous, there was a 'Thump' sound outside the door. Naruto looked to Temari and flashed his infamous foxy grin.
-6 hours later, Border of Wind and River country-
There was a rather large group of Suna ninja moving rather quickly over the border into River country. In the group was four genin teams, Baki, Temari, Kankuro, Gaara, Sasuke and Naruto.
"Are you going to tell us what our mission is? Because this is starting to piss me off" Stated Naruto childishly
"Escort, and i find it funny your father didn't tell you where we are going, so im not going to tell you" joked Gaara, though only Naruto could tell he was joking.
"Do you want me to beat your ass again?" joked Naruto. Everyone tensed up except Naruto, Gaara and Sasuke. Sasuke because he knew Naruto could take on Gaara, Naruto because he was just joking and Gaara because he enjoyed the banter that always came with his best friend.
"Fair enough, your mission is to escort us to Kumo, from there i don't know what is planned for you" stated Gaara
"Thanks" stated Naruto "Now how about that fight?"
-2 days later, Kumo main gate-
"Everything's here" stated one of the four men guarding the entrance to the village. He then pointed to Sasuke and Naruto "You two are to go to the Raikage office right now" they both nodded and took off
-Raikage office-
Naruto and Sasuke had just entered the office of the Raikage, only to see the rest of the Konoha 12 minus themselves, Shino, Neji and Shikamaru. They looked to the man behind the desk and realized that he was talking to Hinata "HAHA, yes, now my dear, if we could finish what my father started 8 years ago, we can get you all to your rightful place"
Before anyone in the office had time to blink, the Raikage was buried halfway into the wall behind his desk. By the time everyone knew what had just happened, they saw Naruto holding the bulky Raikage by the throat, pushing him farther into the wall with ungodly strength "I suggest you revise your previous statement concerning Hinata"
-END OF CHAPTER-
