Chapter 6

Battles are Fun

Bless and Ty fought for nearly five minutes before surfacing in the lake, swimming to shore. They weren't unscathed, having gained various cuts and bruises and Bless bearing assorted bruises, but had emerged victorious, and as a result, ran from the base as fast as they could, only to run smack into two budder-wearing onlookers.

"Ty!" Adam yelled, nearly tackling his shorter friend, joined soon by Jason. Bless merely stood there awkwardly, watching the reunion.

Then the lake literally overflows with squid soldiers.

"Hate to break up this touching reunion, boys, but we got one helluva blue shitstorm incoming." Bless pulled her sword once again, facing the army with the three men pulling their own weapons out and readying themselves as well.

As the squids ran to them, they sliced and stabbed, cutting them down; but for every one, there were three more to replace them.

They tired after mere minutes, unable to take the onslaught.

Then some flames started erupting from the direction of the base.

The same teen who had come through the portal flew overhead, throwing what appeared to be fire charges down at the horde. He touches down next to the three fighters, throwing more charges before going back-to-back with Bless. "Hey there Aryn."

"I'd correct you, Curse, but we got more pressing matters right now." Bless, or Aryn, smiled and cut down another squid, facing the blindfolded boy. "Good to know you're alive, though, little brother."

"Good to be alive."

"Surprised you can fire those so well, being you can't see shit."

"You know rage is a blind curse."

"And intelligence is a blessing, hope a silent wish, and logic a deafening hex."

"Well just because you don't have physical flaws like the rest of us doesn't mean you need to get all high and mighty."

"Shut up and shoot."

Adam and Jason paid no attention to the second reunion, though Ty smiled a little.

^def not a line break yo^

They continued fighting until night had fallen and the stench of ink permeated the air around them, coming from the dead bodies around them. The three older men collapse into a heap, as the newly reunited siblings smile tiredly at each other through splatters of inky blood before collapsing as well.

Dirt sends out a few more soldiers minutes later, 'escorting' the five to his throne room.

Well hello there, lovelies. Let us begin the questionatizing session!

I see you Jordyn.

Me: Hay hay hay.

Goddammit everyone! Stop breaking the goddamn fourth wall! Jesus christ! It is there for a fucking reason people! Okay, there was something I was gonna say... -shuffles through a shitton of paper- ahha! To everyone- go buy his shirts! -points at ImmortalHD-

Adam: Oh.

Jason: Hm.

Lalna: HELP PLS

Me: I do fancy me some clothing.

Bless: Who?

Curse: I dunno.

Ty: I have a paper cut.

To Ty and author: Is there a complicated reds tone wiring system behind the earphones and projector? If so, can you teach me it so that I can create a set of my own? . . . Almost frogot * takes pool full of squids, dumps them in the ocean and freezes the ocean top* problem solved.

Ty: Damned if I know.

Me: Magic.

Adam: Yay!

Question to Ty: what would you do if I knew you as a horse?

Ty: Be confused.

*jumps thru magical portal and puts down a sign that reads : DID YOU KNOW THAT BUTTER IS ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING AS CHEEEEEEEEESE? then tackles sky and whispers : i liek cheeeeeeese... ;3 *

Adam: JASON I'M STARTLED

Jason: Yeah, good luck with that.

*Breaks through fourth wall and hugs Sky, Ty, and Jason*

Le three assbutts: YAY HUGS

Me: NO HUGS IN JAIL *jails*

*Repairs wall with lapis and BUDDER blocks* Now, whoever breaks it dies *Turns into Effie* because THAT IS BUDDER AND LAPIS

To Bless: do you think that the dragon would consider you it's mommy?

Bless: Maybe!

Me: Shut up!

To the epic writer: WOULD YOU PLEASE UPDATE SOON?!

Me: Hmm... I dunno... maybe...

Me: teleport through fourth wall and rescue all captives, breaking fourth wall again on the way out

Me: Nah. *errone in jails nao*

to Sky- If I give you budder will you accept me into Sky Army?

Adam: Are you a squid?

to Deadlox- Are you related to an ender hybrid?

Ty: I'd assume not? I am from Earth, right?

Me: *awkward silence*

Ty: Right? Right...?

to Jason- Can I try on your helmet?

Jason: Nope.

To Dirt, *Takes out mini hammer and breaks fourth wall* WHY U DO DAT DIRT?!

Me: *puts Dirt in an infinite loop*

Dirt: He- lp- m- e- pl- ea- se-!

*Takes wood axe and walks up to the fourth wall.* *Changes stone to obsidian.* Hopefully the fourth wall is made out of stone. If not, oh well. *Walks away.*

Me: I don't even know what it's made out of.

To Author: I will give tou magic potato that will grant you 1 wish everytime you do good.

Me: I do like me some tater.

To Bless: Are you part Ender? Because if you are... You are not alone. *Eyes start glowing purple* I am too.

Bless: Didn't figure I was alone, but yeah.

Curse: Hands off my sister.

Look. I live.

~Jordyn out!