Hi all ^^
I'm sorry that I post so late! Because in this chapter, I took quite an amount of time to reseach about the characters (also the other superrior fic), so if anyone who waited for this fic, I send my deepest apologize!
Rating: T
Pairing: ...I'm not going to tell, this is a surprise~...okay, BF.
Disclamer: NEVER OWNED THE AWESOME KHR!
A/N: A thousand hugs to anyone who love KHR and who are currently reading this! And forgive me if I make any grammar errors :D
PLEASE ENJOY!
*inside the studio*
Fangirl A: ...Are you ready?
Fangirl B: ...All set. *thumbs up*
Fangirl C: Great...here she comes!
Fangirl D: Get in your positions everyone!
Fangirl E: 3...2...1...
*studio door open*
Fangirl F: NOW!
* A bucket of nasty glob falls over*
Audience: Yeah!
Fangirl E: Those are for locking us for two stinking days, b**ch!
Miyaki: ...Oh my, what a surprise we have here ~ is that the best you knuckle- heads can think of? *smile sweetly*
Audience: *shock*
Fangirl A: But...what...why...
Miyaki: I always checked the studio at the exact 3:44 AM, and when I found that you girls had broken free from my enormous trash bin...I simply bring *hold a large umbrella* this. *smile*
Audience: ...WTF?
Miyaki: I always say: "Unexpected rain needed unexpected shade", and as always, I am right~
Fangirl C: Why did I had to stay all night for this?
Miyaki: *fold her umbrella* Then that is a stupid one indeed. Now back to the topic...Welcome to the KHR's Absolutely Abnormal Interview – the return of the torture...I mean interviewing your favorite couple~
Audience: Boo...*forceful clapping*
Miyaki: *glares* Clap harder if you want to see your love!
Audience: *real claps*
Miyaki: As you girls are wondering, Akari-chan is my co-host, but only in the special editions, so I'm still the main host you'll see every shows~
Audience: ...So we have to suffer this horrible witch every week?
Miyaki: Excuse me, who said I'm a horrible witch?
Audience: N-Never...
Miyaki: Aw, I see bags under all of your eyes...Did you pitifully stayed all night planning this failure revenge?
Audience: ... We have drugs, and feel fine too.
Miyaki: ...Aren't you girls a little under ages... ever minding. Let's finish this show quickly before some of you all go nuts -...
Fangirl D: Kero kero kero ~ Kame Yoko ~~ *screams*
Miyaki: ... Oh Buddha...
Fangirl C: ... One down and more will follow. We are now on the verge of recognition between sane and insane, reality and imagination, monkey and human. If one of us has been like that, who knows what will happen to us? What will happens to the world wide societies of fan girls? What will happens to the world? Who will save us?
Miyaki: ... How many tablets did you all have?
Audience: Only two...but those two took a pile of it...and SHUT UP YOU LUNATIC WOMEN!
Miyaki: ... Securities ... drag those two out...it contagious...
*3 securities drag the two girls out*
Fangirl C: No, you cannot hold this mouth; this is the prophecy of human!
Fangirl D: I just have s**, and it feel so good ~ feel so good~~~
Miyaki: ...Ugh...L-Like I said...finish this quickly...Start.
*2 roulettes spinning*
Roulette 1: ...8033 (?)
8059's fan base: NOOOO!
Audience: WTH?
Miyaki: ... What?
8059's fan base: HOW COULD YOU TEAR MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE!
Luss33's fans: This is unacceptable! It should be Luss33!
Miyaki: ...Thinking of that is so horrible in so many ways...
8033's fan base: Kyaaaaaaaaaa~
Miyaki: *sweat drops*... Okay that one too.
Fangirl A: ...W-Wait a minute ...The needle doesn't point to 8033! It isn't 8033!
Roulette 1: Real couple BelxFran
8059's fan base: Oh my heart!
Miyaki: ... I have to re-exam this roulette...too much headache...*hold her head*
Roulette 2: ...Lussuria.
Miyaki: Oh you have got to be kidding me!
Fangirl B: Uhm, host Miyaki...a fangirl has fainted.
Fangirl E: I guess she just couldn't take all the drama you threw at us!
Miyaki: Don't you talk to me like some kind of criminal... Anyways, just hope that she doesn't sue me on this ... and please call an ambulance.
Fangirl B: Alo, central hospital? ...Yes, we have a fainted situation here...I guess its heart attack...No, nothing very serious though, we just saw that 8033 are the interviewed couple, but turns out it's BF, and the host is the gay peacock of Varia...I-It's okay for you to not understand, just get an ambulance here okay? ...Yeah, 169/27/80 Kamikorosu Street, District Reborn...Thank you.
Lussuria: Every ~ one, welcome to the humble studio where I – the motherly nanny of Varia – will taking a great care of any participants today~
Fran: Wow, the idea of being taken care of by the Gaylord...how simply terrifying...*enter*
Lussuria: Fran-chan, you here already~. We~ll now, please all welcome the cute frog headgear ~ Fran-chan~ * dramatic pose*
Fran: You do realize there aren't anyone in here right public's gay? Maybe that lame sunglasses really ruined your retina that badly.
Lussuria: Don't talk to your nanny in that unmannered way Fran-chan~ *raises his index finger* Anyways, where's Bel-chan~?
Fran: The fallen prince took 2 hours fixing that girly tiara of him, so I took his car and ran.
Lussuria: ...T...That's very impressive Fran-chan~ But how could Bel come here?
Fran: Why do I care?
* A knife staffs right in Fran's back*
Belphegor: Ushishishi, you should care Froggy. Making a prince walk is a crime.
Fran: Ouch...I wonder what's hurt more: Bel-senpai's laugh like played a cracking disc or that fact you have said.
Belphegor: Silence Froggy. *throw another knife*
Lussuria: Oh my, oh my~ don't fight here children~. Remember what you two came here for, kay~
Belphegor: Hurry, the prince doesn't like to wait for a peasant's work. *lie on the couch in the studio*
Fran: Hey, I can't see my seat with a creature lie on here.
Lussuria: Okay, first question:
Why Bel-chan has to throw too much knifes at Fran-chan? Is this the way you express your love?
Belphegor: Ushishishi, who is this peasan that dare to call me "Bel-chan"? And what love do I have to that frog?
Lussuria: Oh my, don't be shy Bel-chan~ I know what you mean~
Belphegor: ... No way, peasant. I kept throwing knifes at him because he is my uncute- kohai and a personal practicing board. Ushishishi...
Fran: How pitiful my life is to be such a thing to an unworthy person.
Belphegor: *twitch* Silence *throw knife*
Lussuria: Don't argue children, here the next question~:
Fran-kun, why do you keep wearing that frog hat?
Fran: ... Do I look like I have a choice here? Beside, this is the way he admire my predecessor.
Belphegor: Ushishishi, if you dare took that hat off, I'll slice you. And hell I'll admire that brat Mammon.
Fran: See, he even remembered the name...
Lussuria: Ah, Mammon, my previous child in the Varia~ I miss him~
Belphegor: ...What do you mean by "previous child"? That's so disgusting.
Fran: Didn't you know the long-haired loud-mouthed captain is the boss's legal wife? You are going to make Squalo-taichou jealous by saying that.
Lussuria: I know, hon~ It just this is the way to express my love to all of my child~
Fran: Count me out, perverted peacock homo. Oh, if you counted Bel-senpai as your child, then I'll accept no matter the odds. *thumbs up*
Lussuria: Honey~ I accept you all~
Belphegor: *throw another knife at Fran* the prince will never allow himself to be someone's child – especially him.
Fran: Why do you have to be so denial to someone's courage to count you in the family... ...Ouch, stop it Bel-senpai.
Lussuria: *snickering* My children' love to each other is so sweet~
Fran: The fallen prince and me?
Belphegor: Never!
Lussuria: Okay, the last question~:
I know you two in love with each other for a long time, so show some love okay. Kiss please, and for 15 minutes.
...
*5 minutes of silence*
Lussuria: *squeak* This is so romantic~
Fran: I wonder what is much worse: This proclaimed nanny's rotten mind or this...
Belphegor: ...
Lussuria: Bel-chan ~ Why don't you let Fran-chan a nice and sweet kiss~? Everyone knows already~
Fran: No way retarded homo; he would never do such insane thing. Beside, his princely attitude will never let...
This is what is going on:
Belphegor silently stands next to his Froggy, hidden eyes eyeing on the slightly confused little one. He gently cupped Fran's pink cheeks in his hand, and then slowly seizes their gap until his their lips only a centimeter away.
- ...Bel-senpai?
Belphegor could only stand in awe, looking at his not so precious Fran, savors every detail of his frog, his mint-colored widen eyes, his pinkish little cheeks... and the parted mouth...
- ...Froggy, close your eyes.
And that is when he kisses him, his only Fran. If that Lussuria wants Little One to receive a nice a sweet kiss, then he shall. Taking the advantage of Fran's open mouth, he slips his wet and hot tongue into Fran's burning carven, remember every detail in that mouth by his tongue... Fran could only grips on the other's shirt, while that other person leans his head closer, closer, deepen the kiss...
(I'm so sorry, but the kiss scene is the only thing I will not allow myself to write on script's style... I'm a horribly romantic's lover...)
*outside*
BelxFran fan base: *loudly squeak* KYYAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~
Miyaki: *nosebleed* s-so...beautiful...*take a lot of pictures*
Now returned to the interview:
Lussuria: *squeak* gxjhdgvsckjhcgdcjhcg...
*after twenty minutes*
Belphegor: *breaks apart* ... Now I'm finish.
Fran: ...*fainted*
Lussuria: Oh my~ Belphegor you stole all of our Fran-chan's oxygen away~
Belphegor: Ushishishi, then the prince is out of business. *carried Fran in bridal style*
Lussuria: Don't be to rough on him Bel-chan~
Belphegor: Ushishishi...Lussuria, the prince...send his regard to you *whisper*. Don't you dare tell this to any peasants! *walks away*
Lussuria: Of course Bel-chan~~~
Audience: *scream* AAAAAH! KISS SCENE!
Lussuria: And that's all thanks to Luss-nee~
Audience: LUSS-NEE~~~
Miyaki: Excuse me, thanks to this Miyaki. If I didn't replace the question with this request, you all will never going to have this day!
Audience: MIYAKI-NEE~~~
Miyaki: Ah, I know ~ And thanks for your help too Lussuria...Luss-nee.
Lussuria: Anything for love bonding~ Good bye everyone~~ * blow kisses*
Miyaki: Lussuria, you are such a fangirl... Ah, I'm going to keep this video forever~
Audience: She has the video?
BelxFran fan base: Get her!
Miyaki: Uh oh...so thanks for watching everyone, hope you enjoy this show! Ciao ciao~
Audience: ...Are you done?
Miyaki: Can you wait until I return to my home safely?
Audience: Let see...No. *run after Miyaki*
*studio closed*
And another crazy interview has finished!
The kissing part...yeah...I practically scream when I read it again. Funny right?
Anyways, please tell me:
Which couple do you want to be interviewed?
THANKS FOR ALL OF WHO SUPPORTED THIS FIC! LOVE YOU ALL!
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