Hey everybody, it's me, The Goon. Chapter 7 is now up for your enjoyment (surprisingly so, because this story was originally only supposed to be three chapters). Enjoy :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Gin Tama or any characters except Amy, Kyle, Mr. Bleu, and Schroeder (introduced in this chapter. Katie's role will be explained later).
Story: Under mysterious circumstances, the Odd Jobs crew fall from the sky into the home of Amy, who happens to have a crush on Gin.
Amy tries to help them get adjusted to modern trends, though that proves to be hard. Later that night, Amy's jealous ex-boyfriend, Kyle, picks a fight with Gin (and loses). If that weren't bad enough, he was then recruited by Shinsuke Takasugi, who has a master plan of his own. The next morning, Amy takes the Odd Jobs crew to school, telling them to stay put in the shed. Of course, they can't handle that, and find themselves inside the school gym just when everyone starts heading towards second period.
"What are we gonna do?" asked Kagura.
The Odd Jobs crew only had seconds before people would start arriving in the gym.
"I dunno," said Gin, "Maybe we should just sit back, relax, and read a good issue of Shonen Jump."
"Let's just hide in the locker rooms!" said Shinpachi.
Shinpachi and Kagura ran into the boys locker room. Gin ran into the girls locker room, thinking it was the boys locker room. No sooner did they get inside when students started entering the gym, conversing with their friends inside. One of them was Amy. Her friend Katie and her ex-boyfriend Kyle were nowhere to be seen. After a few minutes, they each went to their different locker rooms.
Inside the boys locker room, the young men started to change into their P.E uniforms. Kagura and Shinpachi were hiding in one of the storage closets. Obviously, if Kagura was seen, there would be a commotion. But even though Shinpachi was a guy, he himself couldn't allow himself to be seen. Not that any of them came off as mean, in fact most of them seemed very friendly, but they wouldn't exactly be very understanding about an odd teenage boy wearing clothes that did not fit him.
"They better hurry up, uh-huh," whispered Kagura.
"Patience," whispered Shinpachi, "We can wait a little."
"No, we can't," whispered Kagura, "I really have to use the bathroom!"
Inside the girls locker room, Gin was hiding himself in one of the small, unused lockers. He didn't realize it was the girls locker room until they all started coming in. The only one he recognized was Amy. She put her backpack down by the locker right next to the one Gin was hiding in. She began to change out of her casual clothes and into her P.E uniform. She didn't realize that Gin had been in the locker right next to hers, watching her in her green thong. Like the boys, the girls had the same shirt. But while the boys' shorts were long and big, the girls' shorts were tight and came a little above the knees.
I wonder who put all this gum in here, thought Gin.
Soon enough, the locker rooms were cleared out and they were either inside playing basketball, outside running the track, or outside playing tennis, none of which were familiar to the Odd Jobs crew. Gin took his time getting out of the locker he was hiding in, while over in the other locker room, Kagura wasted no time rushing no time running out of the closet and into one of the stalls. Shinpachi waited inside the closet in case anyone came running back in.
Inside the gym, one boy was just sitting down after playing a round of basketball. He had curly, brown hair and bangs that covered his forehead. He was pretty thin, not a lot of body fat, and almost completely pale. He also had braces on his teeth. He wasn't picked on that much, but it wasn't like he got much attention, either.
"Hey, Schroeder!" called out one of the basketball players.
Schroeder looked up at the person who had called him.
"If you're not doing anything right now, could you go get my iPod out of my backpack?" he asked.
"Sure," said Schroeder. His voice wasn't loud, so the basketball player barely heard him, but he knew what he meant.
Shinpachi was still hiding in the closet when Schroeder came running in to find the iPod.
Oh shit, thought Shinpachi, Kagura's still in here!
To make matters worse, the backpack Schroeder was looking for happened to be right by the stalls. He dug to the bottom of the backpack and got his hands on the iPod he was looking for, when suddenly, the echo of a loud, flatulent noise was heard throughout the locker room.
Schroeder tried not to laugh. Funny noises always made him laugh. Shinpachi slapped his forehead with his hands, thinking they were all screwed. Schroeder looked at the stalls, expecting one of the big guys to be walking out, chuckling to himself. Instead, he saw a small, Asian girl with a red, sleeveless tank top, booty shorts, and flip flops. She looked side to side and saw Schroeder looking at her.
Kagura backed away into the stall, prepared to make a quick, mad dash out the door. For someone as blunt and stubborn as her, she was pretty embarrassed. She thought she was alone when she farted that loud. Now she saw that someone heard her and somewhat knew what she looked like. What if he went and told all his friends and they laughed at her? She opened the door, and before Schroeder could get a good look at her, she was out the door and outside.
Kagura didn't feel like crying, but she was still choking up a little. She snuck past the people playing tennis and went around towards the back of the school, where the students' cars were parked. In one corner that was as ugly and smelly as could be, four guys from the school were smoking cigars and joking around. This is what they usually did during their second period.
Kagura recognized one of them as Kyle, and then recognized the rest of the guys as Kyle's buddies.
It's those guys from the restaurant last night! They go here?
Once they started making plans about what to keep doing, Kyle made an announcement.
"Fellas!" announced Kyle.
They all paid attention to him, all of them still smoking.
"Remember that faggot who regrettably beat my ass yesterday?" asked Kyle, "Well, recently I have found a way that I can get my revenge!"
"How? How?" they eagerly asked.
"Well," said Kyle, "I met this guy yesterday and he's an enemy of that little fag, so he told me he could help me get revenge on him and all of that! Also, he's got this big samurai sword that can…"
"Let's end this conversation here…"
They all turned around to see that Takasugi had snuck up on them from behind.
"What the? Who is this guy?" asked one of Kyle's buddies.
"None of your concern," said Takasugi.
Takasugi took out his blade and used the handle to knock out every one of them except Kyle.
"Hey! What was that for?" shouted Kyle.
"The fewer people that get involved in this, the better," replied Takasugi.
"Why?" asked Kyle.
"Because my master plan doesn't involve a whole group of people ganging up on another group," replied Takasugi.
"Then what does it involve?" asked Kyle.
"I'll tell you this much," said Takasugi, "It's hard for you to understand, but I need to use the power of love to bring back an ancient spirit that I will use to take over the world…er, of course, you will be spared for all your dedication."
"Yes," replied Kyle.
"And since it involves the power of love," said Takasugi, "You're going to have to let Amy go to tomorrow's dance with Gin."
"What?" cried Kyle.
"Despite how you feel for her," said Takasugi, "She doesn't love you. In order for the plan to work, we need couples who are truly in love."
Kyle stood silent for a moment, thought about what Takasugi said, and then decided, "Just for the dance."
"Just for the dance," said Takasugi, "Then you're free to do whatever you want to that girl…and Gin. I'll come back to check up on you later."
Takasugi disappeared in the blink of an eye, and Kagura ran off to find Shinpachi and Gin to tell them what she overheard.
Unfortunately, unlike Shinpachi, Gin didn't know how to stay put. He didn't stay in the girls' locker room, or go back to the hot shed. Instead, he hid behind the bushes on the track field. Amy was one of the girls running next. Mr Bleu had no class this period, so he often went to the track field to "talk with his buddy, the coach". Most people knew, however, that he enjoyed seeing teenage girls in P.E uniforms.
Amy and some other girl were starting to run. Gin had never felt so impressed about somebody before. He couldn't help but admire Amy's running skill. She actually looked…kinda cute when she did.
"Who's that?"
Gin turned his head to see that Mr. Bleu had spotted him. Before Mr. Bleu could get closer, Gin quickly ran into the bushes.
"You won't get away from me!" shouted Mr. Bleu.
Without Mr. Bleu noticing, Gin leaped out of the bushes and ran off before anyone could see him.
"He must have been some kind of creeper," said Mr. Bleu, hypocritically, "I'll have to tell everyone to be on the lookout!"
To be continued...
