"Ciao,bastards!Guess with who will you spend your day?Si,with me!Aaaaand here is our forgotten in a closet…I mean,sister,Monaco!"
"Hello,glad to-….GYAAAAAH!". Romano pushed her suddenly in the pool next to them and Monaco fell in the water.
"NO ONE CARES!HAHAHAHA!"
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Huh,what an asshole!Anyway,here we're back to "Keeping up with Rome's grandsons",a show that is clearly better than Kardashians'. So,today we will follow the short tempered Italian and we'll share some fun with him!Let's start!
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The camera was close to Romano's face,focusing mainly on his nose. He realized quickly that not all of his face was seen and he moved the camera a bit further.
"We're seeing each other again,huh,cazzos?Anyway,I'm in a restaurant with Romania…"
"Hello there!",could've been heard Romania's cheerful voice.
"…and we are discussing about our future rap band called "Double Ro". I was telling him that we should use strong language in our songs and we were thinking which ones."
"Oh,I think I know!"
"Then say them,bastard!"
"Okay…". Romania cleared his throat."MUSCLES!WEIGHTS!BARBELLS!BICEPS!TRICEPS!"
Romano dragged a hand over his face:"Not this kind of strong language,idiot!"
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"Guys,guys!'m coming from that restaurant and look at this bella in front of me!",said Romano,pointing enthusiaticly at a long-haired blonde. He zoomed the camera on the butt."Mamma mia,pizzeria!What a nice ass!I must talk to her!Hey,bella!What's up?!"
The blonde turned around and,much for Romano's shock,it was a guy."Are you talking to me?"
"Ah,no!I…I was actually talking to myself!Si,I like to call myself bella!". Romano turned to the camera. "Okay,delete this!"
*interruption sound*
"So,now I'm in the kitchen with my idiot brother,Veneziano,and I want to cook some pizza,but he pesters me with his fucking pasta!PASTA IS SO LAST SEASON,VENEZIANO!",yelled Romano at Italy,who was nervously sharpening a knife.
"What?!This is blasphemy,fratello!",frowned Veneziano,pointing unconsciously the knife at his brother."Pasta is the most popular dish EVER!Even more popular than your pizza!"
Romano gasped in shock and grabbed without realizing a meat mincer."How dare you?!At leats I don't suck that German potato's dick,like you do!"
Italy's expression took a sinister shape,around brothers growing a purple aura. The knife in Venezino's hand fell on the ground,but he quickly grabbed a forch for grills. "Well,I banged your last ragazza!And that's why she dumped you!"
"FIGLIO DI PUTTANA!(1)". Just with a second before the guys would share some fists,Portugal appeared,angry:
"I swear to God I will sue this show!This should've been the episode with me!". The Italian bros turned around to glare at the Portuguese guy.
"GO THE FUCK AWAY!IT'S OUR FUCKING SHOW,BASTARD!". Romano pushed Portugal,who started to curse in his language,out of the room. "No one interrupts the Italians!Anyway,Veneziano?"
"Si,fratello!",said Italy in his usually cheerful tone.
"Can you forgive me?I didn't want to say that about your pasta!"
"Of course!Sorry if I said something bad to you…". The two of them hugged.
"You were serious when you said that you had sex with my last ragazza?"
"Well…yes…hehe…"
"YOU BASTARD!"
*interruption sound*
Yeah,this was your day with Romano!And Portugal…don't worry,your episode will come soon. So no need to go cray-cray. Anyway,see you next time!Bye,bye!
BONUS MOMENT:
Monaco was at her house,searching for England's phone number.
"They said I'm not important,huh?!I will take my revenge on my stupid brothers,who think everything is rolling around them!They will see!Muhahahaha!"
Finally,I introduced Monaco,as some of you told me on private!Hope you'll enjoy this chapter!Kisses!
(1)-Son of a bitch!
