Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge

Week 10

Theme: Pam's First Celebrity Vampire Child

Southern Vampire Mysteries (SVM) are the property of Charlaine Harris. She bears no responsibility for any of her characters' actions here. Hans von Hozel's is the style I have used. No offence is intended to the celebrity involved. I am only playing.


Guilty Secret Pleasures

One night at Fangtasia, Pam with Eric feel a funny in there bloods.

"Oh nO" Pam say.

Vampire-danube in a blonde with all the curves and the big breasts making a white dress be all sexy.

The blonde make a smiling at Pam and Eric.

Eric make a cocking eyebrow at Pam.

Pam make a guilty explaining of a secret.

"I always like her. I found her near to dying drugged, so I was to make a turning"

"Your first vampire child be celebrity Marilyn Monroe" Eric ask

"Oh nO say name" Pam wah. "Now a big upsetting"

Suddenly a wind.

Marilyn Monroe's white dress goes a flying up for to show her scanties.

Ka-Boom!

Marilyn make the goodly sex explodings with her vajazzle.

"Some like it hot" she say.

All in Fangtasia coming happy with jizz or juicy splattered inside there panties.

But too much hotness for humans who die from overdose of the goodly sex bomb.

Eric say "Oh nO"

Pam hangs head to make a sadly.

"Much worse coming" she say "Norma Jeane likes drinking cat ... through straws"


Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge

Week 10

Theme: Pam's First Celebrity Vampire Child

Southern Vampire Mysteries (SVM) are the property of Charlaine Harris. She bears no responsibility for any of her characters' actions here. Hans von Hozel's is the style I have used. No offence is intended to the celebrity involved. I am only playing.

This story is not a continuation of Chapter One or if it is, then this is Pam's second celebrity vampire child really!


Pam makes a Patzy

One night Robert Pattinson make a climbing from the grave.

In darkness. "Where I am" ask Rpatz.

Suddenly, Pam.

"Shreveport" she answer.

"Why" ask Rpatz still in darkness.

"No more you go to making the Breaking Dawn. I be making you my first celebrity vampire child really"

"Wah" Rpatz make a crying. "I be no celebrity if I no filming make"

"No wah, Rpatz" Pam compel.

"But I much miss my sparkling" Rpatz say with no wah, but much of the sadly.

Suddenly, Pam danude to showing off her vajazzling!

"Ooooooh" say Rpatz "That making a much better than my sparkle"

Suddenly, Rpatz transform to a girl with the vagina for to vajazzle.

Pam and Patzy happy now in the darkness with there sexes sparkle.

A/N danude - a more naked variation of the danube owned by HvH, not owned by me either. I read it somewhere before, but not sure where.

Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer


Reviews for Pam Goes Maternal

Team Jane9/17/11 . chapter 1

I be having dreameds of Marilyn singing the Birthday suit songy. Vajazzle- I likely the new wordy goodily.


Titanium White9/17/11 . chapter 1

Marilyn Monroe make perfectly child for Pam's maternalness.

Her sex appeal make death of many, no surprises of juice or overdosing on sexing.

Suddenly winds are worst winds ever!

Hozel hat off- Love it! Perfect child for Pam. And so corky.


fffbone9/14/11 . chapter 1

HA HA HA LMAO sex explodings with her vajazzle. Humans die.

She and Bubba will be having a danube of a time drinking cats through a straw! This be making me happy.


Suki599/14/11 . chapter 1

Hahahaha! What a perfect choice for Pam! And a very Hozelistic ending. Nicely done, hb.


jtedrick19/14/11 . chapter 1

vajazzle is my new favorite word...think I can work that into casual conversation? lol

Danube