Based on a book by Lewis Carroll, Walt Disney Pictures invites you to a world of wonder, enchantment, and insanity.
Alice in Wonderland.
And family picture that will have you asking: "WTF am I looking at!?"
Meet Alice, your average everyday blonde-haired, blue-eyed, beautiful screwup. When curiosity kills...not her cat, she falls down a rabbit hole while following a white rabbit with a giant watch...ugh, already I feel mindf*ucked.
After she falls down she...meets a talking doorknob...shrinks through the lock after literally crying a river...meets a dancing dodo...and you know what, if I keep going, I'll sound crazy. Some really warped sh*t happens.
Experience the magic of LSD as a cat defies physics in every way possible and cookies and drinks change Alice's height drastically. No, LSD definitely has more logic.
Revel in the pointless song sequence of the singing flowers that go from singing to Alice to shooing her from the garden in mere seconds. Bask in the glory of the pointless song sequence of the card guards, who have worse painting skills than a drunken monkey. Be sure to appreciate Alice's voice, which make's Dorothy's singing sound youthful.
Prepare to relive the world's craziest tea party, game of croquet, set of birds, and the trippiest chase sequence you'll ever see ever.
Make sure you prepare yourself for the ultimate twist of all time...it was all a dream. What a rip-off.
Starring: 13 going on 30 (Alice), Mr Mylptlyx (Cheshire Cat), Bizarro Bugs Bunny (March Hare), Future Johnny Depp (Mad Hatter), Dumb and Dumber (Tweedledum and Tweedledee), Queen Latifa (Red Queen), Uuuuh... (Caterpillar), Popeye (Dodo), and Piglet (the White Rabbit)
Alice in Wonderland.
Yeesh... at least they didn't make a sequel out of this.
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