Chapter 7: TWIN TAKEOVER!
Chapter 7: TWIN TAKEOVER!
Rumble: Wazzup boys and girls?
Frenzy: Hey everybody. We gonna be doin' the rules
Rumble: Tammi is still in the ICU
Frenzy: We told her not ta swallow it
Rumble: Shame
Frenzy: Learn the lesson, kiddies: if we tell you not ta do something, don't do it
Rumble: Enough talkin'! Let's get crackin'
#61 No constantly annoying Hook
Rumble: We kept checking up on Tammi
Frenzy: She hadn't changed. Like at all
Rumble: The doc eventually kicked us out
Frenzy: So we kept bugging him about her condition
Rumble: He eventually lost it
Frenzy: And threw multiple SHARP objects at us
Rumble: All the while yelling some things Soundwave wouldn't let us repeat
Frenzy: Worst thing is, when a medic injures you, there ain't nobody to help patch you up
#62 Just because we're short, that does not mean we're not your superiors
Frenzy: We ARE your superiors
Rumble: Yeah, get that through your thick processors, new recruits!
Frenzy: I'm tired of new recruits asking us where the superiors are...
Rumble: Us saying 'We're the superiors'...
Frenzy: And them askin' 'No, seriously'
Rumble: It's gettin' old
Frenzy: If all you newbies don't stop, we're gonna put some serious hurt on ya!
#63 Energon and electronics do not
Rumble: Hook made us help him with one of his projects
Frenzy: We was drinkin' energon
Rumble: …and we accidently spilled some energon onta one o' his electronic thingies
Frenzy: How was we supposed ta know it would come ta life?
Rumble: Well, it did
Frenzy: And we had ta kill it
Rumble: Nasty little thing
#64 No ejecting when Soundwave is flying
Frenzy: We was getting bored in Soundwave's tape deck
Rumble: And it was getting cramped
Frenzy: We also wanted ta see what was goin' on outside
Rumble: So we...ejected
Frenzy: Although Soundwave hadn't told us too...
Rumble: And we basically fell
Frenzy: About 265, 973, 017, 023 miles down
Rumble: ...flat on our faces
Me: *holds up sign that says "Hahahahaha!"*
Frenzy: Stop laughing, it ain't funny!
#65 You are not a poet
Rumble: We searched through some of Tammi's things in her backpack
Frenzy: Ta see what the teachs were teaching this generation
Me: *holds up sign that says "Lies! D:"
Rumble: Pay no attetion ta the patient in the background
Frenzy: Anyway, we found out that Tammi was doing a thing called "poetry"
Rumble: So we decided ta try it out
Frenzy: Which meant we went around, talking in rhyme
Rumble: The other 'cons got annoyed
Frenzy: And shot at us
Rumble: Multiple times
Frenzy: Some people have no taste
#66 No messing with human officials
Frenzy: Me and Rumble were having some fun...
Rumble: ...messing around with the human officals
Frenzy: But they called back up
Rumble: Who knew those squishies had tanks?
Frenzy: Just dumb luck that one of the tanks happened ta be Warpath
#67 No using lotion as a prank item
Rumble: Tammi asked us ta bring her homework ta her because Hook wouldn't let her leave the med-bay
Frenzy: While we were searching through her backpack, we found a thing called "lotion"
Rumble: We found out it was very slippery
Frenzy: So we got an idea for a prank
Rumble: We spread that stuff all along the med-bay floor
Frenzy: All the patients Hook had kept getting ANOTHER appointment
Rumble: Hook even had ta get repaired
Frenzy: But it all turned sour when Megs slipped
Rumble: …and fell on us
Frenzy: No comment
#68 Teachers are scary
Frenzy: We were searching for energy sources
Rumble: And invaded a school
Frenzy: Which just happened ta be Tammi's school
Rumble: When she said one of her teachs were scary, she was right
Frenzy: That female squishy was SCARY!
Rumble: You say anything about this, we'll hunt you DOWN (we know where ya live)
#69 Jet packs are a bad idea
Rumble: Skywarp gave us the idea
Frenzy: The constructions helped build it
Rumble: Blame them
Frenzy: You kiddies don't wanna know what happened
Rumble: Let's just say it ended with an explosion
Frenzy: A BIG explosion
#70 No changing the washracks' water to different colors
Frenzy: It was a simple enough job
Rumble: And the results were beautiful
Frenzy: Never knew a fellow 'con could scream so loud
Rumble: And how was we supposed ta know it would change their paint jobs?
Frenzy: Lemme tell ya, rainbow colored 'cons are some of the funniest things I've ever seen
Rumble: But the plan backfired on us
Frenzy: We also had ta use the washracks
Rumble: Not one of our better pranks...
