Author's Note: Eh heh heh! Not a real chapter! I would like to give a big thank-you to Shadow! I like the constructive criticism. I decided to do a mini-chapter about the Howlers… you know, to stall for fun. So here it is! (I think that Sherlock sends Howlers all the time, not just during the Summer.)

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nope, nada, zilch. Thank the creators, not me!

"John! May I borrow a quill? SH"

"I dropped my inkwell. I have yours. SH"

"I know what Fluffy's guarding. Come to the Common Room at once. Could be dangerous. SH"

"I need to borrow your Potions Book. SH"

"Do you want to know what happens when you drink plain Polyjuice Potion? SH"

"Moran has a hand in it. SH"

"I know who The Woman is. Also, ask out Irene. SH"

"I can speak to snakes. SH"

"BORED! SH"

"Irene is messing with me. Make her stop. SH"

"Mycroft has been eating extra cake. And could you not snore? SH"

"John, Molly is acting weird. I think I've lost her as an ally. SH"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND GIRLS! SH"

"How's your Summer? SH"

"Irene? You know her, right? Keep an eye on her. SH"

"Something big is going to happen this school year. Look forward to it. SH"

"Donovan and Anderson are dating. Don't tell them I know. SH"

"Gandalf- Garry- Gerald- Grayson- Lestrade needs to interrogate you. Think of some good excuses. SH"

"What have you been doing? This is incredibly boring. When will school start again? SH"

"Turns out Molly is interested in me. What do I do? I don't understand girls. SH"

"How's Harry? SH"

"Mycroft is incredibly annoying. Tell me about your Summer. SH"

"John! Answer me. SH"

"Why are brothers so stupid? Why are people so stupid? Why can't the world just open its eyes?! SH"

"Why did you storm out yesterday? SH"

"You cancelled your date for me? SH"

"What happened? I was with Moriarty one minute, and the next I'm in the Hospital Wing. Where are you? SH"

"Leave me. I'm a time bomb. And my minutes are running out. I'll only hurt you. SH"

"Did I do something wrong? SH"

"I need your owl. SH"

"I have the book, The Woman's book. SH"

"I had to open a safe. SH"

"Vatican Cameos. SH"

"Where were you last night? SH"

"So you were on a date? SH"

"No time to explain. Go to the Womping Willow. Wait for me. Don't get too close. SH"

"Look for a blue satchel. SH"

"That girl isn't worth your time. She's using you. SH"

"Watch Sebastian. SH"

"Do you want to cause some mischief? SH"

"Let's go annoy Mycroft. SH"

"Mycroft got promoted. He now holds a 'minor' position in the Ministry of Magic. BORING. SH"

"Don't look for Moriarty. He's looking for you. SH"