Disclaimer: NEWS FLASH: I'm not Rick Riordan

Seating: WAY after the Giant war

"So, I almost died trying to stab the Minotaur, pass out, and the next thing I know, I wake up in the infirmary with a hot blonde saying a drool in my sleep" 29-year-old Percy Jackson sat on an arm chair with two toddlers on his lap. A black-haired gray-eyed boy and a blonde-haired green-eyed girl

"And that kid's is how I met your mother."

I completely see him doing this

XOXO,

VV The Wise Girl