Disclaimer:I do not own Hetalia; no matter how much I wish I did. Alfred will never be mine. And that makes me sad. :C Forgive my religious mockery I just don't like people chatting me up about religion in the morning.
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- Hawaii's Coffee -
America's House – 8:56 AM
Breakfast within the American household was always a noisy and messy affair as per usual. This was only amplified when Iowa returned to the table dragging Canada along with him; because as soon as either of them had seated themselves the larger country was badgered for syrup.
"Mattie! We need Maple Man!" whined Alfred before he stuffed another piece of toast in his mouth.
"I'm not Maple Man! Who even came up with that, eh?" replied Matthew as he handed a large bottle of maple syrup to his brother.
There was a shared silence as the Americans at the table glanced at each other nervously. No one was able to look Matthew in the eye for several minutes. Or rather when Washington came running into the kitchen followed closely behind by Louisiana.
"B-but Marie how was I supposed to know you meant those kinds of vampires?" whined Washington as she cowered behind Texas.
"What do you mean those kinds of vampires? There is only one kind of vampire! The non-sparkly kind!" Shouted Louisiana.
"What about Edward?" Audrey responded.
Louisiana visibly twitched and all but lost it, "What about Edward?!"
Every person in the room country or state, human or extraterrestrial, psychotic or just stupid were at some extent beginning to ease away from the bayou state who was now beginning to shake violently in anger. For once it seemed that Canada was thankful for his ability to disappear.
There was a moment of complete stillness before Audrey leapt to her feet and began to make a break for the doorway into the living room. Marie let out a yell of frustration and ran off following the younger state throughout the house.
Once again the family members that were still seated at the table looked at each other and just shrugged it off returning their attention to their breakfasts. Canada decided to reappear and start up a conversation with Alfred about the Olympic Winter Games. Vermont was practicing his cow calls while Texas was helping Kansas calm her cowardly dog down.
It was at the time that Hawaii had woke up again and picked her head up from her empty plate. Lolani brushed aside the dark brown hair that had been covering her bright blue eyes and began to look around. Judging from the less fortunate pieces of French toast that covered the floor she had clearly missed something.
Then she saw it. In the earlier chase of the Evergreen state someone had knocked over the coffee pot and spilled the caffeinated deliciousness. It appeared that morning that Louisiana was not the only one to have a fit of rage.
"What the hell happened to my coffee?! I need my coffee!" the brown haired teen rushed over to the fallen brown liquid and began to mourn. "Of all things great and just why did it have to be the coffee?!"
As if on cue, Washington came running back into the kitchen with visible splotches of coffee on her jammies.
"It was you!" was all she heard before Hawaii joined up with Louisiana in hot pursuit. By the time they made the second round of the front hall the doorbell rang. Perhaps from a mistake in judgment Lolani stomped over to answer it.
She flung the heavy door open in a fit of rage eyes wide even from the caffeine deprivation. At the sudden action the young girls outside the door were taken aback and nearly spilled their Starbucks on themselves.
"God damnit why does everyone get coffee but me!?" Hawaii screamed in frustration. The girls had apparently thought it better to get out of there and were already down the driveway. The brunette just stayed there yelling at nobody in particular when Iowa came up and hesitantly tapped her on the shoulder.
"Loli, we found some more coffee…"
In a split second the Aloha state began to prance her way back into the kitchen with a bright smile on her face. Alexander just stared after her for a minute before following in suit.
"Freak…".
