Thought of this while we were eating dinner and desert this evening. It is similar to the RL version..
[3 days later at the orginal Geller home. It is Jack's birthday, his son, daughter, grandchildren and in-laws came]
"Hi daddy and mom" Monica says giving her parents a hug, "Hi sweetheart how's the baby" Judy asks her daughter. "It keeps on kicking me so much and making me throw up" Monica complains. "Oh sweetheart. I'm sorry. You are only in your fifth month, the throwing up will go away soon" Judy explains. At that moment, Ross, Emily, Ben, Heather and Isabella all enters and the kids run to their grandparents to see who gets to who the fastest. "Hey don't trample each other" Ross tells his children. C&M's kids give their relatives hugs also, "I'm so happy you are all here" Jack says. "Why would we miss your birthday daddy" Ross asks in a girl like voice, "Me and Daniel are gonna play video games in your old room. Right Dan" Ben tells his dad while giving each other a nudge on the shoulder. "Sure go ahead. It's not like I've played in there in a long time" Ross tells them. "Oh yes. We've installed a movie theather a few days ago" Jack answers, "Sweet!" Sophie exclaims.
[20 minutes later. The laundry room is right near Ross's old room. Judy comes out of there]
"You fucking bastard" Ben yells at Daniel as the Geller's hate to lose, "Hey hey boys no cursing alowed in here" they can hear their grandma tell them. "We aren't cursing grandma" Daniel tells her.
[The cake is out]
"Why is there two candles on here. I wanted one" Jack asks eyeing the birthday candles, "Honey we can't put the 68 candles on there. It won't fit" Judy tells him.
[The candles are blown and 'Happy birthday' is sung]
"Should I smear out my name on the cake" Jack asks, "No dad don't do it. It's bad luck" Ross tells him. "I'm gonna do ot anyways", "Okay fine but don't come crawling back to me if you get cursed"."So what son? It's not like your mother's gonna divorce me or you guys will hate me" Jack states licking the frosting off the candles, "I don't want you to experience bad luck" Ross answers. "Oh I just felt a kick' Monica says, "Hi baby. Daddy, Mommy, your grandparents, siblings, cousins and aunt & uncle are all here. So that means don't kick Mommy too hard" Chandler tells the baby, "Grandpa the baby said he/she wants you to have bad luck" Daniel replies. "No the baby didn't Grandpa. Dan is just being stupid" Sophie explains. "Well Grandson that is not a nice thing to say about your grandfather but I see your point" Judy says clearing her through, "I'm sorry I said the baby wanted you to have bad luck Grandpa" Daniel admits. "It's ok Grandson no hurt feelings" Jack answers. "I want the last rose on the cake" Isabella says, "Hey kiddo no more sweets tonight" Emily tells her. "Your mother is right. Do you want to lose your braininess" Ross asks, "No Dad" Isabella replies. "That's my girl" Ross says and pulls her in for a hug. "And plus the baby is still in Mommy's tummy" Sadie states pointing to the buldge under Monica's dress, "Yes it's still in there" Chandler answers putting his arm around his uncomfortable wife. "Hey when are we gonna eat cake" Ben asks and everybody laughs.
