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It was the end of the first month with the new clubs, and as it turned out that there was only one member of the newspaper club other than us. A perverted guy named Ginei Morioka, or just Gin, who was known for taking pictures of girls in the locker rooms and such during the previous year before. My greatest question was why does the girls' locker room have windows?

It was mainly this reason that no one had ever seen a school paper before. They didn't have anyone working on one. And if it takes two months to write then it wouldn't really be 'News'.

The rest of us talked about why it might be that there was only one member, but given that it was ran by Ms. Nekonome and a perverted photographer, we decided it wasn't that odd. In fact it was kind of nice having the club more or less to ourselves.

But when it came time to assign tasks, I was given the worst ones due to the fact I was the worst at Kanji. So I ended up on maintenance, since I was good with machines, and… writing the obituary. Yes, there were enough people dying every week to warrant having an obituary section in a school newspaper.

It was awful and hard. There were over three hundred students that were unaccounted for already and it was supposed to be my job to find out who was alive and who wasn't. It was really hard to tell when being eaten didn't leave enough of you for people to tell who was who.

"So far we have about 197 confirmed deaths and 6 that are suspended, so we have about 124 people that we ain't sure about. Hit me." I said as I played blackjack with Keri, Natsu and Claps. Keri dealt me out an eight. 'Shit.'

"Well, this school is a death trap." Natsu said in his fake Australian accent. He had messy brown hair, dark skin, and wore a cowboy hat and vest over his school uniform. "I just feel sorry for those poor blokes that get caught by the monsters that rape their victims before they kill them. I'll stay."

"I'm just glad I'm not on the bad side of any of the teachers." Claps said looking at his cards. He was Irish and had bright red hair and buck teeth. "Some of those guys are just sick. I hear that Mr. Plock usually has killed off his whole class by this point in the year. If it weren't for the fact that Danny here is so damn hard to kill, we would all be from ashes to ashes. Hit me." He was dealt and ace. "One more." Next card was a five, he smiled. "I'm good."

"It's your own damn fault for joining the Newspapers club in the first place. Why didn't you just do athletics like we did? The baseball team could use more people like you." Keri said. "Alright dealer has to stay with nineteen. What do you guys got?"

"Eighteen." Natsu said angrily.

"I had twenty two." I threw him back my cards.

"I got twenty one exactly." Claps said with a grin pulling his part of the pot to him. The rest of us started groaning.

"If you were the dealer I would accuse you of stacking the deck, serious that is the sixth one in a row. What are the odds?" Keri said grumpily.

"I told you we shouldn't have played with a leprechaun." Natsu said angrily.

"I didn't even know that leprechauns were considered monsters." I said with a shrug.

"We aren't, we're a boarder race. Like that little witch friend of yours, the one that keeps calling you her 'Big Brother'." Claps said with a grin.

"Man you're lucky man. How did you manage to get a hot girlfriend and a cute little sister?" Keri said shuffling the deck of cards. "You aren't that hot."

"So you think I am at least a little hot. Sorry Keri I don't swing that way." I said and then ducked his attempt to hit me across the head as the rest of us laughed.

"I might not be gay but I will still beat your ass." Keri said waving a finger at me. "So are you going to come to our game this coming week end? We are playing against that damn 'West Bogs Academy' and will take any support we can get."

"In other words bring those shellacs that are always with you. Except that ugly one, what was her name, Tsukune?" Natsu laughed at his own joke.

"Come on guys he isn't all that bad. He is starting to grow a bit of a back bone." I said standing up for the table. "We'll be there and claim it's for the paper or something. I'm not going to miss you three making idiots of yourselves."

"Come on man, how can we lose? We have the luck of the leprechauns with us." Keri said rubbing a fist against Claps's head for good luck.

"Whatever man, I got to go and study for that Math Test tomorrow. You know that Ms. Ririko would use any excuse to get me alone with her so she could eat me." I said walking out with a small salute as they all laughed at the truth of it. That crazy math teacher was sometimes actually drooling on me. "Good luck you guys… not you, Claps… You've have had it too good for too long."


"Thanks again for helping us study, Yukari." I said after school, the test had already gone by and I was pretty confident.

"Don't mention it, but you might want to put more effort into it in the future, Kurumu." Yukari said.

"Oh come on, you haven't even seen the results yet and you are already doubting me." Kurumu said felling insulted by the younger girl. "I kicked that tests butt."

"Yeah, but at the start of the study session last night you didn't know anything." Yukari giggled.

"Alright that's enough you two." I said intervening before they could have one of their spats. "Come on. Let's just get to the club room already. Tsu and Moka are probably waiting for us."

We arrived at the club room and sure enough Tsukune and Moka were there. Gin was also there and had a slight imprint on his face from however he had tried to flirt with. I don't really blame Gin. I mean, yeah he is a pervert, but I did some things I am not exactly proud of or willing to admit when I first got my ghost powers. That said the girls can't stand the guy, though Moka doesn't physically assault him.

"So everyone in agreement on what will be in the next issue?" Gin asked us at the end of the little meeting. We all get light nods and such forth. "Good, then get to work." But before any of us moved there was a rapping on the door.

When the door opened in walked Keri, Natsu and Claps. "Danny, we need your help!" Keri said in desperation.

"Wow what's up guys?" I asked as they came in.

"Those jerks from 'West Bogs' sent hitmen to take out the baseball team. The rest of the team is all injured or dead. The three of us got lucky and weren't there because it was our day to check the bats." Keri said sadly as they took seats.

"I guess they thought they couldn't win fair and square." Tsukune said showing his sympathy for the three monsters… ok two monsters and a leprechaun.

"We need your help mate, you need at least nine players for a team, and we only have three." Natsu begged. "Please, we need your help. Don't let your mates down… we don't have any other friends, you are the only one we can turn to."

"Why don't you just forfeit the game?" Yukari asked.

"Because we bet the entire baseball team budget on the game." Claps said a little embarrassed. "If we lose then the team is done for good."

"Alright Newspaper club." Gin said. "It looks like we're playing baseball." This was a bit of a surprise. "There are six of us so that will give you the nine people you need for your team."

"Wow, Gin… I didn't know you had such a big heart." Tsukune said surprised by our perverted leader.

"Well, we need the game to happen for our sports page. It isn't like we can just cover the team's mugging. That doesn't qualify as news at this school." Gin admitted. "And besides, chicks dig sports heroes. All I have to do is carry the team to victory and instant girls city."

"Now that sounds more like our perverted upperclassman." Yukari giggled. "But I guess it could be fun, right Big Brother?" She jumped up on my back.

"I'm in, can't leave a friend in need after all. What about you guys?" I said looking to the remaining three member of the news team.

"I'm not that good, but I guess you need someone to fill the spot." Tsukune said rubbing the back of his head.

"If Tsukune's joining, then count me in." Moka said a little embarrassed.

"Do you even have to ask?" Kurumu said crossing her arms underneath her breasts.

"Thank you." Keri said as the three started to tear up.


So the weekend came and along with it came the arrival of the baseball team from 'West Bogs Academy'. They were a full group of twenty five people, all dressed in blue and gray baseball uniforms and all had standard military buzz cuts. All that is, but the leader of the group, or at least the one that stood in front, who was a rather flat chested girl and had a miniskirt and a baseball cap over her red ponytail.

She looked over at the group of three baseball team members. "Well I am surprised you even showed up. Did you come here to surrender in person?" The girl laughed.

"No we… we are here to play." Keri stammered. The opposing team laughed.

"You need players in order to play stupid. Or are the students here too dumb to count to nine?" The girl laughed with the others.

But then I came out with the rest of the newspaper club following Gin. "No, we can count just fine." Gin said with a little witty banter. We were all in baseball uniforms ourselves, our colors being green and black. Yukari was wearing her witch's cape and hat over hers.

"Who are you people?" The girl said in surprise.

"We are the newspaper club, here to replace the people you tried to take out before the game, because if there's no game there's no story." Gin said with a smug smile. The few people that showed up to the games were divided between cheers and laughter.

"You aren't even real baseball players." The red head said angrily.

But behind her, her team was talking. "Oh man look at that, they got real girls on their team." "That blue haired girl's tits are as big as my head." "Look at the pink haired girl's figure… so amazing." "Those lucky bastards, I want real girls on our team too."

"You idiots, I am a girl!" The leader shouted and began to beat upon her own team members for their comments.

"Sorry Louise… you are a very pretty girl." They droned all at once making me think that this was common place for them.

"It doesn't matter if you people have a team or not. We are still going to win." The Louise girl said turning to our group scoffing.


A coin was flipped and as always the leprechaun won. So our team picked first bat. We picked our lineup and Gin insisted on going first as the Newspaper Club leader. Forget the fact that it is baseball, he wanted to be up first and we didn't complain.

The players took the field and Gin was up to bat. I didn't know what kind of monster Gin was. But he did have a larger aura in his human form than most. Maybe he would show a bit of what he can do, since it is legal to use your abilities, as long as you remain in human form.

Gin grinned at the pitcher. "Whenever you slowpokes are ready." He taunted.

There was a wind up and a pitch. Gin just put his bat in the way and punted the ball. It didn't go far, but that didn't matter, Gin was off like a rocket towards first base. The ball was throw to first but Gin out ran it making it to first with time to spare.

"Wow, did you guys see that?" I said laughing a bit. "I am sure glad he went first."

"The stupid show off. I bet he got that fast by running away from girls all the time." Kurumu said and Yukari nodded in agreement. No matter what, Gin was never in their good books.

"Harsh… but it is a good start." Keri said handing Kurumu a bat and helmet. "You're up next."

Kurumu was up to bat, but before even the first pitch, Gin stole second and third base. But it was finally Kurumu's turn to actually start playing. The first pitch was a swing and a miss, the second a ball. Kurumu turned to the catcher. "Excuse me, but my chest really hurts when he makes me swing close in like that." Kurumu said squeezing her breasts together causing the catcher to blush. "Do you think you can tell him to make the next one a little farther out?"

The catcher nodded rapidly and gave the appropriate hand signs. "I got to hand it to her. She knows how to take control of weaker men." Yukari said watching the exchange, the others nodded in agreement. I felt the slightest bit of jealousy, but it was just Kurumu playing the game the way she knew how.

The pitcher's next ball was farther out and Kurumu got a solid hit sending it to left field. She easily made it to first and Gin got home for our first point. "Well that was… unconventional, but we can only take what we can get." Keri said with a sweat drop. "You're up Claps!"

Claps's turn was… interesting. The first two pitches were strikes, but on the three pitch the catcher dropped the ball and when he went to retrieve it he got caught up on his shoe lasses giving Claps time to get for first and Kurumu to second.

"I never realized just how important luck was in this game." I said fascinated. "I always had the kind of luck that landed you struck by a lightning bolt when you go up to bat."

"Well hopefully your luck is better today, because you're up Fenton. Show them your skills." Keri said handing me a bat.

"I've never played baseball before." I said causing his jaw to drop. "But don't worry, I'll get to base."

It was another unconventional one. I wasn't very good as using a bat to do anything but beat up perverts, but I had other talents; namely being so annoying that people physically assault me. The first two pitches were balls and the third was a strike, but the entire time I was insulting and making fun of the pitcher.

After the third pitch I was still talking smack. "Come on, you call that a fast ball. You mom's balls were faster than that last night." The pitcher threw the ball straight at me and nailed me in the head hard enough to break the helmet.

People in the audience gasped but I got up. I was only slightly dizzy, since it was easier on the head then being thrown though a wall. I gave the victory sign back to my pitch and shouted. "I told you I would get to base!" I grinned through the trickle of blood going down the side of my face.

Next up to bat was Moka. Gin kept insisting that he would get home before the fourth person up to bat and told us to make our fifth person our clean up. I guess he knew what he was talking about. The first ball was too fast for Moka to hit. But she ended up doing the same thing as Kurumu. "Excuse me!" She called out to the pitcher. "I'm new at this, do you think you could throw it a little slower, please."

This time the pitcher blushed and did as he was told. The ball was thrown and Moka's bat made contacted. Even with most of her aura sealed away, Moka still could turn the rest of it into raw physical strength. Not only was the ball out of the park, it was probably off the campus. It was a grand slam. "Thank you!" she said as she jogged past the pitcher.

"Alright Moka!" Yukari shouted jumping up and down once we got back to the pit. "I knew you could do it." She said hugging her idol.

"Way to go Moka." Tsukune said a little more subdued.

"Oh… um thanks." Moka said a little embarrassed by the attention, but then she did what she always did and went for Tsukune's blood.

"Danny, you really are a crazy bastard." Gin said coming up to me. "And people say I got a thick head." He handed me some bandages for the injury. "Just stay on your feet. We need you alive until this game is over." Which was as close as Gin got to expressing genuine concern for another male. "Alright guys we have five points and no outs let's just keep it up and mop the floor with these losers." Our perverted leader gave his motivational speech and we sent out our next batter… Tsukune.

Keri and Natsu were practically in tears as he stroke out without even getting close to hitting the ball once. He even swung before the pitcher even threw the ball once. It was the sign of the end for our first ending. Yukari, though better than Tsukune, only managed a fault but no solid hit before being stroke out.

Natsu got a strong hit out field and made it to second, but Keri's hit was a fly ball and was caught for our third out. But still, five points in our first ending wasn't too shabby.

Our opponents' first ending was really short though. Yukari was in left out field, Tsukune in right, Gin in center. Our basemen were Keri on first, Claps on second and Moka on third. I was the catcher and Natsu was up to pitch. He stroke out the first and the third batters. But didn't even get the chance to on the second because the guy got so annoyed with me that he transformed into some kind of hippo headed monster and started to try and eat me. Apparently that was an automatic out.

The second ending went more or less like the first only Keri's hit wasn't caught and Yukari got a hit. We ended up getting twelve more points that second ending. But the other team managed to get a homerun of their own. Apparently that Louise girl could really hit a ball, but that was all they got.

It wasn't until the third ending that Louise took over as pitcher so that Kurumu and Moka couldn't tempt them anymore. That really slowed us down, but she was also a worse pitcher, so Kurumu could still get some hits even if they weren't free, and I was starting to get the hang of using a bat. But I couldn't coax her into attacking me like the others.

But by the time the bottom in the ninth came around we were up 26 – 3. It was a slaughter. "You worthless idiots!" Louise was shouting at her own team. "You can't even beat a bunch of fakers! They are just some jokers from a loser club and you lose!"

"Wow anger management problems aren't easy to watch." Kurumu jokes turning her back and laughing at the others.

I was feeling pretty cocky myself… but then I felt a power surge. I barely had enough time to realize what was going on. "Kurumu, look out!" I shouted. Louise had released her true form. Her cap was gone, her skin turned the color of ash and her clothes were black with a green and gold coin design on the chest. Her eyes were blank and she had an evil grin underneath a talisman that covered her face. She reached out, her hand about to grab onto Kurumu's neck.

I was starting to run towards them but I wouldn't make it. But before the fingers could wrap around Kurumu's neck, Gin appeared and pushed her out of the way. The fingers grabbed onto his arm instead. Gin let out a scream of pain.

"Gin!" Kurumu cried out in surprise at her savior.

"Well, I was after the girl, but you are much better." The monster Louise said. I could feel Gin's demonic aura getting weaker as Louise's grew stronger.

I was on them in a second and pulled the Fenton Anti-creep Stick out of my ass and delivered a solid hit to the girl's chest sending her back and making her let go of Gin. I caught Gin as he fell. "Gin, you alright man?" I asked holding the bat in a defensive stance.

"I'm… I'm just a bit drained." Gin managed to say as he was gasping for air as if he had been underwater of several minutes.

"Oh bugger all, she's a Jiangshi." Natsu said backing up. "This is not good."

"A what?" I asked, not very familiar with all the monster species.

"A Chinese Vampire." Yukari translated. "They suck away peoples life energy and the demonic auras of other monsters by touching them. Unlike normal Vampires that prefer to leave there victims alive… they usually drain their victims until there is nothing left."

"So you've heard of my kind have you?" Louise said with a chuckle. "Then you know that you don't stand a chance. Now that I have…" That was as far as she got before I hit her in the face with the Fenton Anti-creep Stick. "What… what the hell… I was talking!" She shouted angrily.

"I heard all I needed to. You're putting my friends' lives in danger." I said as my ghostly aura began to come to me, just enough to give my body a light glow. "I can't let you do that." This one was going to be tough. After absorbing Gin's strength she was as strong as two of your average monsters put together and if she got any more of my friends it would get even harder. I couldn't let her touch me either. I don't know what kind of effect her powers would have on me.

"Danny!" Kurumu said about to rush forward to help.

"Kurumu stay back. I can't risk anything happening to any of you." I called back to her. "Just protect Gin from the others, leave this one to me." I shouted back. Sure enough the rest of the enemy baseball team was transforming as well and following their leader's example.

"Well well, that is an interesting aura you have there." The Jiangshi said giggling. "Mind if I have a taste." She tried to rush me but she wasn't going to caught me off guard. I parried her attempt to grab me and hit her in the face again with the butt of my bat. All my hits so far were solid, but they didn't seem to have any affect at all. During the next hit I relented and put some of my Ghostly Strength into it.

She was sent flying back a good distance and clutched at her chest were my bat made contact. She coughed a little and looked at me in anger. "Didn't your mother tell you not to hit a lady?" She spat.

"Dude, my mom is the one that taught me how to hit a lady." I said getting back into stance. "Haven't you heard? Chivalry is dead."

"So are you!" She screamed and swung around for a kick. I put my bat up in the way but the Fenton Anti-creep Stick really is only as sturdy as a normal bat. The kick broke through my attempt to block it and reduced my bat to splinters. I was sent back and landed with a thud. But the Jiangshi wasn't done with me. She was already trying again to grab me.

I put my hands on the ground and spun myself with my legs above my head. Channeling my ghost energy and formed ecto bolts on the bottom of my feet and struck Louise with them sending her flying. "You just broke my favorite bat." I said as I got back to my feet.

But then I heard the sound of Yukari scream. I turn my head to see how my friends were doing. Keri and Natsu were both handling five guys a piece while in their true forms. Keri was a griffon standing up on his hind legs and using his front ones like fists and batting at his enemies with his powerful wings. Natsu was a type of monster from Egyptian legends; it had the head of a crocodile, the body of a lion and the legs of a hippo. His lion's mane was made out of fire and he was keeping his opponents back by breathing fire out onto them.

Kurumu was doing her best to take care of any that got past by flying up and dive bombing them with her long nails. Tsukune had a bat in hand and was trying to protect Moka. And behind all of them were Yukari and Claps who were trying to see to Gin. But a mole monster popped up out of the ground beneath them. I was charging up a ghost ray to take him out when a piano fell from the sky onto the mole. "… Ok I am never playing cards with Claps again."

I sensed Louise's demonic aura closing in. I dodged her kick without even looking and turned to see her. 'I need a weapon.' I searched myself for any weapon I was carrying and pulled it out. The whip like cable of the Jack o' Nine Tails shot our and the smaller cables latched onto the right leg of the Chinese Vampiress and I began to spin her around.

I pressed a button on the handle which sent an electric current into her body before releasing her to go flying across the field. She staggered to her feet looking more battered then she had been before. "Why don't you fight for real? Enough of these weapons, I want to see your true form." She barked.

"Not a chance. I'm not going to waste it on someone like you. You aren't nearly as strong as a real Vampire." I said as the cable retracted.

"Moka look out!" I heard from behind me followed by a familiar feeling. The ground and sky darkened and the moon shone through red clouds as a massive demonic aura appeared behind me from the group.

"Will you look at that? A real vampire is waking up." I said jokingly as the silver haired form of Moka walked forward. The lesser monsters running for the hills as she passed.

"Danny, she's mine, so don't get in my way." Inner Moka said as she arrived. I backed off knowing that the job was as good as done and wanting to watch from a safe distance. "A pathetic imitation race like yours is hardly even worth my time. I will show you who the real vampire is."

The Chinese Vampire was shivering wide eyed at Moka. But then the stupid thing started to laugh. "You think you're so tough… you super vamps are so argent it is sickening. But you do have something I want. That aura, give it to me!" She screamed and lunged with arms out stretched.

Moka didn't even move. I could sense the demonic aura being absorbed but it was as if I was watching a tadpole trying to eat a shark. Inner Moka glared at the laughing girl. "You worm. Know your place." She said and delivered a kick that sent the Chinese Vampire off the campus.

"Wow! Moka is so amazing!" Yukari said with stars in her eyes. It was her first time seeing Moka's true vampiric power. And I had to admit it was quite a sight.

"Yeah, you wouldn't be saying that if you were on the receiving end." Kurumu commented with her arms crossed underneath her chest.

Moka walked back to the group. "Why didn't you just finish her quickly?" She demanded of me. "You weren't even using a fraction of the power you showed me when you stopped my kick. Why did you only toy with her?"

Everyone seemed a little taken aback. "I… guess I just didn't feel like it." I said rubbing the back of my neck. "Back home I fought for my life around three times a day. I guess ending the fight quickly would be a waste now that they are so rare." Everyone was looking at me like I was crazy.

Moka walked up to me and stared me in the face with her dark red eyes. I was starting to feel uncomfortable. "When someone challenges you, you should fight them with your full strength. Anything less would be an insult. Even if they are not worthy of your time." She said and lifted a hand to my head.

The injury from the game had opened up when I was knocked to the ground. The Inner Moka took some of my blood on her finger and licked it. "Interesting." She said. Yukari was holding back an upset Kurumu. "Your blood tastes so much different the Tsukune's. If his was a sweet nectar, then yours is a strong and bitter whisky." She said walking past me. "I don't think I like it."

I let out a sigh of relief. I would rather not be the new chew toy… or I guess juice box is more accurate. She reached Tsukune and retrieved her Rosario putting it around her neck. Her hair returned to the pink color and she started to collapse in Tsukune's arms. "Moka are you ok?" Tsukune asked.

"Oh I'm just fine, Tsukune. 'hiccup' Hey why are there three of you? 'hiccup'" Moka said as she flushed red. We were all a little shocked.

"Wait a second… you mean that one drop of Danny's blood was enough to make her drunk?" Kurumu said laughing.

"She wasn't kidding about it being like a strong whisky." Yukari said staring at her idol, drunk in Tsukune's arms acting like a goof.

"… So… does this mean we won the game?" Claps asked trying to break the silence. We all just stared at him. We stood there for a while until Gin felt like himself again and reached for Kurumu's butt. The world was reset and we all moved on with our lives.


So Gin gets a nicer introduction, rather then being a rapist, he is only a pervert, and Danny really doesn't care.

Danny views fight as a rarity. And Danny's blood makes vampires drunk.


People keep saying that I am making the school dangerous, but am I real?

The people being slaughtered in the swimming club is completely cannon.

The lizardmen did try to eat Yukari.

So many people just randomly assault Tsukune that it isn't even funny.

The student police do... a lot of bad stuff.

It is just move obvious here because I am having Danny take a step back every once and a while and go... wow that is a lot of bodies.


P.S. we all lost 'The Game'.