Ah, memes, RvB references, overly dramatic stories, and Renora. What could go wrong?
As usual, thanks, Monty.
A brand new sunny day in Vale was a welcome sight after half the day yesterday of rain and a tedious nighttime drive past countless fields of corn. Finally, team JNPR's patience had paid off, as a sign to the right read in bright reflective letters that glinted in the morning sunlight: Shisno World: 10 KM.
Pyrrha turned in the driver's seat towards Jaune, seated beside her and snoozing away with his face smashed against the window, poking him lightly on the shoulder. She giggled when he awoke with a start, looking around groggily, his eyes finally lighting up as his gaze settled on the gigantic castle flanked by fairgrounds and rides across the bay.
"Hi there sleepyhead, just a little bit until we're there!"
"Wowww... Shisno World, that's really it! Ya think Dolan and Gooby will be there by the front gates and all?"
"I sure hope so; you and Ren and Nora have gone on forever about seeing them. Speaking of which-" she gestured to the happy couple in the backseat, happily snoring away in each other's' arms. "-can you tell them we're almost here?"
"Sure." Jaune turned back around to softly shake Nora awake, watching her eyes flutter open, then closed again as she shifted and snuggled closer to her partner.
"Come on, wake up, we're almost to Shisno World! There's gonna be Dolan and Gooby and all the-"
"Mmmmmm. Shisno World." Nora sighed happily, still happily off somewhere in her own little dream bubble.
"Welp, I tried. It just seem like some people are too lame to wake up to enjoy quality entertainment." He leaned over to nudge Pyrrha with a smirk, raising his voice slightly to try and rouse Ren and Nora's attention. "I for one want to ride Flash Mountain first; what about you, Pyrrha?"
"Hmmmm... The Gumbo ride sounds exciting." She turned to Jaune, returning the smirk as she too raised her voice slightly. "I wonder what Nora wants to ride first."
"...hbhmmm... this one..."
"Come again?" Jaune turned back around again, clearly not expecting a response.
"...this one..." With that, Nora slowly raised her hand, tapping Ren softly with a finger.
"What'd she point to?" Pyrrha quipped up.
"She pointed to Ren."
"Huh..." Pyrrha looked absolutely bemused. "What for?"
"I dunno. She can't just ride him like a OHHHH-
"Mmmmmmhgmhmhph. Hey Renny, wake up! I think we're here! But wait... Why are we still on the highway? Why's Jaune throwing up outside? Did he eat something weird again? I told him not to eat those pancakes, it was late anyway and I kinda wanted them anyway and it kinda serves him right for leaving me pancakeless. And waaaait... Did Pyrrha fall asleep again at the wheel? It looks like we crashed... That's weird, right Renny? Oh look, here she comes, she looks like she's seen a ghost!
What y'all's do in your spare time, please don't break poor Jaune's mind with it...Nora...
These kids are all a mess and I love them so much,
i-Pie
