AN: This one is sort of a mixture of a ton of different BB fanfics that I've read that made no sense at all. Personally, I didn't think that I did a very good job with this one because of some tests I needed to study for. The education drained the funny part of my brain. So tell me what you think of this one.
Insanity, Plus Some Really Bad Jokes
Beast Boy was green. His skin and eyes and hair were green. His teeth were also green, but he used some whiteners to get that fresh look. He also had pointy ears. That was why a lot of people thought he was an elf.
"Aw you a elf, mistah?" this random little girl once asked.
"NO," Beast Boy said.
Anyways, people also thought he was stupid. No, not as stupid as Starfire. She's in Lalalalalalalalalalala-land in her own little crazy world. But Beast Boy is also dumb. Enough said.
One day Beast Boy was feeling particularly angsty. Almost as angsty as Raven when she was in a good mood. So to vent out his anger he released his inner beast thing.
"RAWWWRRRR" he rawwwrrrred. Then he destroyed a bunch of stuff. Then he beat up all the Titans, but Raven miraculously saved him with the powah of LUV. Because LUV is the answer to everything, including global warming. Not really, though.
The next day everything was back to normal. Beast boy was feeling particularly lustful. Raven strangely accepted his advances. A very disgusting and graphic lemon ensued, to many readers' delight.
Then everyone forgot about it because another angsty day followed. Terra had come back from the chocolate shop in Australia, missing an ear and a finger.
"Beast Boy I love you so much won't you marry me?" Terra said.
"BACK OFF BYOTCH HES MINE," Raven yelled. Raven blew up Terra with her powers.
"NUUUU Rae whyd u kill her????" BB cried. He mourned over Terra's slightly damaged body. Raven started to cry also.
And in a totally dramatic scene, Beast Boy and Raven's tears magically came together to form a mystical OC fairy. The OC fairy brought Terra's slightly damaged body back to life, in exchange for a pair of Beast Boy's boxers. Which actually made sense because the OC fairy was just another crappy self insert of a BB fan.
"Eh heh heh," Beast Boy laughed. "Anyone up for a threes-"
Raven and Terra byotchslapped him and walked away to go shop with Starfire, who was still in Lalalalalalalalalala-land.
Starfire ran around the streets, tearing up streetlamps and eating cement.
But that's irrelevant to this BB-centered story.
So Beast Boy went to go hang out with his manly friends. Robin, Cyborg, Speedy, Aqualad, and some other random OC met him at the pizza place. Because pizza is so MANLY. They ate some pizza. And soda. Then the OC took his hood off.
BWAHAHAHA," Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl screamed. "REMEMBER ME???????!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!!!???????????"
The guys killed her viciously for her overuse of punctuation marks. Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl's perfectly shaped body drifted away into the horizon, never to be seen again.
The guys celebrated the tragic death of an OC with more pizza and some cake. Then Speedy and Aqualad left to go make out, because apparently many people think they are gay and make a smexy couple.
"Knock knock," Beast Boy snickered.
"Whos there," Robin and Cyborg said.
"Boo," Beast Boy giggled manly-ly.
"Boo who," Robin and Cyborg said.
"Why are you-"
Beast Boy was cut off as Robin and Cyborg kicked him into the street for telling a horrible joke and ruining the whole story.
"HEY!" Beast Boy yelled. "I had a real KICK out of-"
Cyborg blasted him a gajillion miles away, conveniently interrupting his pun.
"Now the whole story stinks, and we'll get horrible reviews," Robin cried, sobbing into his fancy monogrammed handkerchief. Cyborg cried along with him.
Meanwhile, Beast Boy landed in Gotham City, where many BatmanxTT crossovers take place. The Joker came by in his bright yellow clown car (or whatever he drives nowadays) and kidnapped Beast Boy. Batman went to go save him because he had nothing better to do that day. He beat up Joker. Beast Boy was freed. And stuff. And Beast Boy became Batman's new sidekick, because it's every writer's dream to have BB become the Dark Knight's apprentice. Obviously.
But no. Batman didn't like Beast Boy so he mailed him back to Jump City in a crate.
So everything returned to normal for the Teen Titans, besides the fact that Starfire had to go to a mental asylum for eating half the city. But no one really cares about that, because this story is about Beast Boy.
Then a mysterious OC (not Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl) appeared. She was reeaaaallleeee pretty and was perfect in every single way, and she was green. She said that she was BB's long lost mother. She became a Teen Titan, and they all lived happily ever after. THEEEE ENDDDDD
AN: Yeah, it was totally random and didn't make much sense. I've read all sorts of BB stories. Angsty, humorous, actiony, you name it. I only took the outrageous BB fics and mashed them up with some Amethyst Turtle magic to make it into my own little insane chappy. REVIEW OR I SHALL EAT YOU
