"WAKE UP!" L and Light both fell out of the bed with equally loud yelps hearing Mello pound on the door. "GET YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GET OUT HERE LIGHT!" Light snarled and, still naked, threw the door open to Mello's shock. Mello paused, hand hovering as it prepared to hit the door again. "...you're naked."
"Really? I never would have guessed." Light spat out sarcastically. He punched Mello in the face, sending him to the floor in a messy heap. "Now bugger off and stop hitting the door!" Light slammed it violently.
"...Mello probably had a good reason to bother us." L commented, a slightly annoyed tone in his voice.
"HOLY SHIT! IS L IN THERE?" Was heard from the other side of the door. "I GOTTA TELL NEAR!" Light reopened the door twitching to meet BB's eyes. Light twitched harder.
"Still interested in the threesome?" BB asked. Light slammed the door in BB's face after seeing Mello running away rapidly. "Just so you know we're going on a trip!" BB sang skipping away to warn... tell... the others. L just laughed silently at Light's pain.
"Oh, I guess you don't want another round." Light commented lightly. L stopped laughing bitterly.
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"Is this legal?" Light asked bitterly. L had refused to come due to his avoidant personality disorder and the fact his body hurt but other then that everyone else was there. Including Mello who was snuggling as close to a pissed off Near as possible. Turns out Near had proper clothes, disappointingly they were white though. White trousers, white turtle neck top and white sneakers. Mello was in a leather top, leather trousers and had somehow gotten boots. Not the cheap ones either.
"It is so long as we have an adult with us." BB answered next to him; looking so much like L it was scary. He was dressed in baggy trousers and a white shirt that was hanging off him.
"What adult would be stupid enough to take you out?" Light was shocked someone that stupid existed.
"Sorry I'm late!" Matsuda yelled running out the door and falling over his own feet.
"...I stand corrected." Light sighed no longer confused.
"TO WAR!" Matt yelled trying to climb a tree.
"Down Matt! Down!" Mello ordered pointing at his feet, sounding more like he was disciplining a dog then anything.
"Woof!" Matt barked cheerfully, he'd gotten the same idea it seemed.
"DOWN DAMMIT!"
"Fine..." Matt pouted as he let go off the tree and landed on his back laughing happily. Mello threw his hands into the air and begged God for patience. He could almost hear 'Request denied' in his head.
"So, where are we heading?" Light as Matsuda, deciding to go with what he had. Maybe he could get L something; he'd brought his wallet with him after all. BB to... he guessed.
"To the shopping centre on the other side of the city. I'm banned from driving so we need to take the bus though." Matsuda was apologetic. BB was ecstatic. And everyone was scared.
"Wait. Buses have germs right?" Near panicked loudly. "I can't!"
"Calm down Near, it's only a half an hour drive." Matsuda reassured. Or attempted to do anyways.
"I CAN'T!" Near ran into the building screaming.
"...I'll get him."
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After a few minutes of screaming, attempted bribery and threatening, they got Near onto the bus. They did this by promising if he didn't get on they'd burn all his toys. Harsh but effective it turns out. Matsuda quickly learned BB was a bad singer. The song that never ends was his favourite song it also turned out. The almost the entire bus was singing it by the time they'd arrived.
"Come back soon Charles!" Some old lady cried wiping her tears away with a handkerchief. 'Charles' AKA Mello stomped off the bus furiously, pissed off at getting mistaken for some old ladies husband. Near snickered before pausing, twitching as he saw the litter on the ground.
"Don't." Mello placed a hand on Near's shoulder reassuringly, steering him away from the mess. Matsuda jumped off and checked his watch.
"Ok, we'll meet back here in three hours!" Matsuda yelled before running off somewhere.
"Did he just give us..." Light started.
"Freedom?" BB finished in awe. They were all silent. "I got his wallet!" Everyone cheered, except for Near who was being hugged by a teenage girl who was squealing about his cuteness level being over nine thousand.
"...What?" Near didn't get it.
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The first place they all went was the first clothes shop they found. Why? Because BB was determined to dress Near in a lolita dress with a choker and high heels. He got as far as the dress before he was stopped. Not by anyone in the group, they were looking around, but by an irate shop keeper who hadn't had his coffee yet. BB huffed and shuffled off, leaving Near on the group in shock while in the dress.
Mello found a t-shirt with some obscure band called Seven Churches (Some death metal band, whatever that was), Mello bought it for the heck of it. He was then kidnapped (sorta) by a group of guys who had nothing better to do with their time. Mello quickly found himself in HMV being told about all the different metal bands, the posers and the ones that were to epic to explain.
BB found a supermarket and snuck in to avoid Light dragging him back to the group. His eyes suddenly began to sparkle seeing the section he was in. And as everyone sane knows, that is not a good sign. He pulled out his wallet and pouted before smirking, he could work with this.
Near tried to hide himself in the book shop and hid in a corner reading happily. "Hi!" Near looked up shyly to see a teenager grinning down at him. His mind immediately went back to the 'cuteness level' incident. "You're that girl!"
"Who am I?" She asked.
"That girl who hugged me and went on about my cuteness level!"
"No, that was my sisters friends daughters cousins uncles nieces step-nephews brothers husbands teachers roommate." She grinned.
"...ok?" Near went back to his book.
"..." She looked at the cover. "...Is it love, how to tell in half an hour." She read aloud.
"..." Near looked at her cutely, tears forming in the corner of his eyes. She blinked in horror.
"...I'll leave." She left feeling awkward and Near smiled pulling the comic out. Now he could read in peace.
Matt had quickly found himself in a Warhammers shop and was hoarded by numerous children to the competition. "So... I roll the dice and slay the orcs?" Matt asked.
"No, you roll the dice to decide how much damage you do. And you're not fighting orcs, you're fighting Goblins." Matt froze and dropped the dice. They fell slowly as he looked at the store owner twitching oh so slightly. "I mean... yes they're orcs?" Matt grinned.
"YAY!" Matt rolled the dice. "DOUBLE SIX! TAKE THAT ORC SCUM!" The shop owner internally screamed as Matt grabbed the figurines, threw them on the floor and jumped on them happily. The figurines were ruined beyond repair and Matt ran out laughing madly.
"...Mommy, I think the devil possessed him." One child whimpered. Matt just laughed louder as he grabbed a piece of wood and slid down the escalator, sending the numerous people running or getting hit. He landed and walked off whistling innocently as the people gaped at him.
You know those moments in life you can't explain? Light was having one as he sat in a cafe in a discussion over religion with Kira. It's not real Kira. Yes it is, the God of Chocolate shall eat you if you deny his existence! Kira, I'm eating chocolate and I haven't died yet. Kira was silent for a minute. He approves of you as his disciple, SPREAD TEH WORD! CHOCOLATE SHALL REIGN SUPREME! Dude... what? I dunno, I'm bored. Same, chocolate milkshake or banana? Banana.Kira insisted instantly. Wait... Light had already bought the milkshake. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shut up. NEVA! ...I give up. Really? No. DAMMIT! Needless to say Light was entertained, the gift he'd gotten L hanging from the bag on his elbow.
He looked up seeing security chasing Matt, Mello taking to some Goths about a CD he was holding and the lack of BB. The lack of BB scared him the most. That meant you had no clue where he was. That meant he could be doing anything and you wouldn't know. Light frowned placing down the milkshake before a devilish smirk appeared. Maybe a fire alarm test...
No, Kira would not cause chaos today. Not on the one day he was allowed out. Light went back to his milkshake, humming 'They're coming to take me away'. It seemed oddly appropriate considering that they were meant to meet up half an hour ago. He could even see Matsuda running around trying to find them. Seriously, what did he expect? Us to be sheep? Light offered drinking happily. Knowing him...
"Light! BB! Mello! Someone?" Matsuda yelled furiously making people stare.
"...Yeah, he's not scary." Light muttered in disbelief at him.
BB watched from above him, happily on the second floor. Reaching into his trench coat he'd 'found' he pulled out a bottle and aimed, dropping it at Matsuda's feet. "RUN!" BB screamed running for cover as the bottle smashed. A purple smoke that smelled of a mix between rotten eggs, pefume and boiled cabbage appeared and Matsuda screamed as it rose. "Hehehehe..." BB chuckled evilly. Light just drank his milkshake calmly.
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They were all crowded into the waiting room, not really caring Halle was yelling at Matsuda down the corridor furiously for taking BB of all people out. Light she understood. Mello she understood. Near she slightly understood. BB was like commiting suicide while high on something, you never knew what was going to happen. BB was chuckling in his corner darkly, huddled in his oversized coat. He suddenly snuck over to a bored Light happily. "Ne, Light-Kira-Kun." BB hissed.
Light looked up in boredom. "Yeah?" Light muttered. BB opened his coat with a hidden energy smirking. His smirk widened when Light's mouth fell open in a silent scream. BB had strapped Knives of all shapes and sizes to the inside of the coat, arming himself to the teeth.
"Want one?" BB asked aloud, sweeter then the situation called for. L entered to greet Light, took one look at his younger brother with his smile and limped out as fast as humanly possible while screaming. Literally screaming. Light swiftly followed rapidly seeing L's plan as the most logical.
Outside Halle looked up from yelling. "What did BB do this time?" She snapped grabbing Matsuda's collar.
"...Baked pancakes?" Matsuda tried nervously.
