I know you all have been waiting for THIS ONE.

SORRY IF I OFFEND ANYONE WITH THIS.

I 3 emo people. I'm slightly sorta kinda emoish. But I DO own a Hannah Montana CD.

MESSAGE ME OR REVEIW ON WHO I SHOULD DO NEXT OR YOU WILL GET NOTHING.


THINGS I WILL NOT DO

MACAVITY

(Wh00t! It's about ME.)

I will not become/be emo.

No matter how cute I look in Chick pants.

And eyeliner.

I will not cry uncontrollably.

CAUSE THOSE MEANY JELLICLES RUINED MY PLAN AGAIN!!! –sobs-

And slit my wrists over that.

I will not hold poetry slams at my head quarters either.

And create poems about "The produce aisle"

Or the meat department.

Or any part of the Grocery store, for that matter.

I will not run around singing Fall out Boy, Panic! At The Disco or My Chemical Romance songs.

I will not do this with Hannah Montana songs, either. (IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS –Dances around in wig-)

I will not attempt the make lists on ways to kill someone or myself.

I will not sit in front of a mirror and scream for no reason.

I will not practice my maniacal laughter, either.

I may not use erasers to rub down my fur/skin.

I will not go crazy with hair dye.

Again.

I will not randomly burst into a line of curse words.

I will not go out drinking.

Nor will I start singing "The Burning Ring of Fire" and sway.

While drunk.

I will not fulfill my destiny and become a stripper.

Nor will I dance on top of tables.

God, I REALLY need to lay off the cat nip and Martini's

I have learned that book clubs are LAME.

I will not blast music for no reason.

I will not menacingly stare at an I-cat.

And when it meows I will not jump five feet in the air.

I my not pierce my body in more than two places.

On my ear.

I may not get tattoos either.

Because either my fur would fall off or it wouldn't show up at all.

Which would suck.

Big time.

That is all

–bows-