In ECW...

"Wow, that's harsh..", Riley thought. All of a sudden a foot smashed through the window and kicked Dolph Ziggler in the face. Then the door opened and Ziggler went flying out. Sin Cara jumped into the car and threw Swagger out. DiBiase tried to fight back, but he was tossed out as well. Lita just ran.

"Yay", Steph muttered. Sin Cara untied Riley and Steph.

"Who's driving the car?", Riley asked. Suddenly, they all screamed and the car plunged off a cliff and landed perfectly on it's wheels.

"Wow.", Steph said.

Suddenly a bunch of Miz's goons surrounded the car.

"Get out of the car, you're coming with us!", they said.

5 minutes later..

Four people sat in a cell. Alex Riley, Stephanie McMahon, Shawn Micheals (Surprise!) and Edge.

"Since you're in a torture chamber...Here's Cole!", Jericho yelled in glee.

"When Riley gets mad he starts making out with Edge!".

"Shawn Micheals is the Heartbreak Moron!".

Jericho left. Edge realized he wasn't tied up. He Speared Cole, and then he Speared him twenty more times.

500 stairs away...

Miz was playing Beach Puppies 3 on his Xbox360.

"I can't believe we had to scrape Sin Cara off the road!", he said. "We only have like, ten evil people left...Let me count...Kane, Me, Jericho, Sandman, Chavo, Hornswoggle, Eddie, Vickie, R-Truth and Kevin Thorn...".

Back with Riley...

Riley started beating up R-Truth, Steph was beating up Vickie Guerrero, Shawn Chin Musiced Sandman and Edge Speared Hornswoggle into a cell and stole his keys again.

"Now here's the hard part...getting up all those stairs!", Riley sighed.

150 stairs later,,,

"EWWW! Look at those hundreds of ugly wardrobes! TOSS'EM DOWN THE STAIRS!", Miz yelled from above.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", Everyone screamed, the wardrobes flew down the stairs and knocked them all the way down again. They started climbing again.

200 stairs later...

"EWWW!, Look at those ugly 100 pound weights! TOSS'EM DOWN THE STAIRS!", A bunch of barbells flew down the stairs.

"Oh, we're boned", Shawn said. They got knocked down the stairs again.

So they tried to get back up again, just to get faced by a wave of heavy objects another 200 stairs in.

Riley pressed a button. A cannon popped up and the crew was sucked in. It shot them to NXT, but then another cannon sucked them up and shot them back to WWE Castle.

5 minutes later...

Everybody was back in prison. All the normal guards were dead so JTG and Shad and to watch them.

"All the way from Brooklyn...", Steph muttered.

"Back to square one...", Edge muttered.

"I love you Edge", Steph muttered.