Well I'm a straight man, writing a gay story. Since it's for the sake of parody, I think it's fine though. By the way, why does Shadow always call Sonic faker in fanfics, even though Sonic's the one who called him faker in SA2? It just doesn't add up. Also does Shadow come off as an asexual to anyone, or is it just me? Anyway, let's begin.

Sonadow

Sonic was currently satting on his beed licensing to moosic on his fone. Suddenly hes closet doo opened. Sanic locked up two sea noun other than Shadow the hedgehog stranding in his closet.

"shadow wat are yo doing in me closet. Hoe long hav you ben in there." Said sonic.

"Sonic I've been inside that closet four to long. It's about time I cum out of the closet." Said shadow.

Sonic watch as shadow steeped out of hes closet. Sonic could note believe that shadow was coming out off the closet.

"Shadow how com you coming out ov the closet." Said Sonic.

"I is coming out of the closet because I luv you faker." Said Shadow.

"You lov me?"

"yeah I is love you."

The too off them start kissing eat other. They loved each other soo munch. Sonic was so hapie that shadow came out of his closet. The then decided to go on a date. They whent to a fudge shop to by some fudge. They got a box and started packing fudge. They packed so much fudge. Et was so much work paking all that fudge. They even goat sweaty from packing so munch fudge. They boat loved packing fudge together because they lov eachother.

"shadow that was amassing" said sonic.

"tank you faker. yo can pack fudge with me anytime." Said shadow.

They then wet two sonic house. They both made fod because their gay. They decided to make hotdogs. After they was don kooking sonic got some hodog buns. Shadow then take his wiener and stuck it inside Sonic's buns. Sonic lov having shadows wiener in his buns so much. Sonic than stuck his wiener inside Shadow buns. Ha loved it soo much. They also feed each other. They stuck their wieners inside eachothers moths. Thay lov tastang eat others weiners a lot.

"Faker yo weiner tast grat." Sad shadow.

"you is good two." Said sonic

the was so proud two be together. They wer hay and proud. The also lov each other. They then sleep in the same beed because they gay.

The Ennd.

Well then, that was odd. We shouldn't judge other people for who they are. There's nothing wrong with two grown men in love packing fudge together. Even though there is noway that Shadow could be gay because, I am still convinced that he's an asexual. I know that can be hard for all the Shadow fangirls to get through their heads but, It's probably true. Next chapter is Sonails.