A/N: I'm starting school in like 8 days so i'm trying to get out as much chapters as I can.


*Sigh*Would Edward learn not to leave me with thing 1 and thing 2? Well at least Rosalie's here to bite there heads off if they get out of control. The only thing we agree on is they're stupidity.

"OK this is wicked boring." Emmett sighed. He as been using the word wicked since he seen . I sighed.

"I second that" Jasper said too.

"We should go to a club" Emmett suggested, like he was saying "Hey let's go to the movies!" but he was really saying "Hey let's get Bella drunk and see what crap she could get herself into!"

"That's even stupider then your starring contest" I said.

"How is it stupid?" Emmett asked, defending his stupid game.

"You guys are vampires!!" I said.

"But I still won!" He said, and I heard Jasper snort.

"How?" Rosalie asked, speaking for the first time tonight.

"It takes, strength , determination,knowledge,skills-" He began

"You punched Jasper in the eye!!" I interrupted.

"- And a wicked awesome right hook ." He added.

I groaned sat backs down"Idiot"

"Yup" I heard Rosalie agree softly.

"Well I'm going you guys are just prudes."Emmett said getting up.

"You are not going " Rosalie ordered" I'm babysitting you too!"

"Baby sit this!" He dashed out the door, with Jasper on his heels.

I Rosalie froze for a second then dashed out the door. I was just sitting there for a few seconds so confused. Hey no babysitters! As soon as that thought registered in my head. Rosalie zoomed back in furious.

"I forgot..." She said grabbing my arm." Let's go" and we zoomed into the night.(Awesome line or what?)

"Where did they go?" I asked, when we finally stopped.

"They're scent is around here somewhere..." She said looking around.

"Oh this will be a fun night." I said sarcastically.

And that's how the chase began.

Emmett's POV:

I'M FREE!!I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!OH JASPER LOOK A PENGUIN!!!! A PENGUIN!!!!!!!!

Bella's Pov:

"They're in the zoo!" Rosalie said suddenly,making me jump.

"How creative" I muttered.

"I'm going to feed them to the bears!"

"To the zoo then!" I said, trying to ease the mood.

She actually chuckled and helded out her hand. I took it and we zoomed into the night again.

Jasper's POV:

"Penguins are sooooo pret-" I began

"HOLY CRAP JASPER THEY'RE GAINING ON US!!" Emmett yelled.

"What do we do? What do we do?" I began pacing.

"Get a hold of yourself man!!" Emmett grabbed me and slapped me.

"DUDE WHAT THE HELL?!" I punched him in the face.

"WHAT! I saw it the movie,jeez." He muttered. Rubbing his head,pouting.

"Out of all places" I heard Bella say.

"Holy Flying Bananas We're going to Die!!!" Emmett panicked.

"Where are we going to go?" I asked,pacing again.

"The ...The...Cemetery!!" He said. and zoomed away. While I shuddered.

"Dead people freak me out"

"Once I find them they are soooo dead,Bella" I heard Rosalie say,not to far away.

"To the cemetery" I muttered to myself and left quickly.

Bella's POV:

We finally reached the gates and Rosalie heaved me over, and she flipped over gracefully.

"Where are they?" I asked as we began walking.

"I don't know they're scent is hear but..." She looked confused.

"Let's split up" I suggested. She shrugged and disappeared,leaving alone with the sleeping animals.

I began walking slowly ,listening to the faint sounds of the animals.I walked slowly to the bears to check if Emmett wanted to play with them or something.

"Emmett!"I hissed quietly"Emmett! This is not funny get out here now!" I stomped my foot and point the ground in front of me. I heard a weird chortaling sound from behind me . I turned around slowly praying it was not what I think it was.

I turned around and triend to scream but nothing came out.

"Ro...Ro..." I tried to call out but my voice didn't work.

There was three huge wolve chortaling in front of me. I paused my attemts to call Rosalie and just stared at them. It took me awile to put 1 and 1 togther but I finnally got it and-

"JACOB BLACK THAT IS NOT FUNNY!!!!" I yelled, at them all not sure which one jacob .

They roared in what I assumed was laughter and dissappeard behind the tree and came back laughing so hard they tumbled over.

"BELLA...BELLS. THAT WAS FUNNY!!" Jacob gasped. Quil and Embry tried to get up but they just fell over again and burst out laughing.

"RO...RO..." They mimicked me.

"W-who the hell is RoRo?" Jacob asked,trying to compose him self.

"Actually,I was calling Rosalie. You know the vampire who hates werewolves." I said,they stopped laughing immediately.

"You got that right" Rosalie said from behind me,with her hands on her hips.

"Did you find them?" I asked.

"Nope...They left,"She said"Their scent is gone"

"Who are you looking for?" Jacob asked.

"Emmett and Jasper. Those two alone in this town equals a big problem" I explained.

"Awesome. We'll help." Quil said" I love playing detective!"

"OK!" Let's go quickly" I said I wanted to hurry up and find them all ready. Three Werewolves, a vampire and a human looking for to crazy two vampires at night is a disaster waiting to happen.

"OK scooby come on boy!" Rosalie snapped her finger at them.

"Hey"Jacob said as we walked out of the zoo."What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her look attractive?"

We ignored him and kept walking. Even though Rosalie gave me the cold shoulder when I first met her those blonde jokes were annoying.

"Her ankles" They burst into laughter.

"Hey Rosalie" I said" How do you stop a werewolf from attacking you?"

"I don't know. How?" She smiled

"Throw a stick and say fetch!" We both laughed. They muttered something like"truce" and pouted,which cause me and Rosalie to laugh again.

It was quiet after a while as we walked.

"They're in the freaking cometary!" She roared.

"Dead people .Out" I said.

"I'll protect you"'' Quil said wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"Is he having a facial spasm?" Rosalie said in a staged whisper. I burst out laughing.

"Yeah Yeah keep walkin'" He muttered.

Emmett Pov:

DEAD PEOPLE RULE!!

We walked through the cemetery. It was freaking awesome. Jasper kept whisper some b.s .

"What's are you saying?" I asked , as I sat on someone tombstone.

"Get off that!"Jasper screeched, and kept doing signed of the cross.

"Why?" I asked" Nothing gonna happen" I began dancing on the grave.

"Hey person come out and play.." I sang.

"Dude" Jasper said"Not place is giving me a bad vibe."

"Oh please..." I waved him off.

"No really cut the crap"

"How about you shut your mouth that's where the crap is coming out of" I muttered(Family guy woo-hoo)

"No man" Jasper said " i read that you shouldn't mess with the rest with the dead in their resting place , they will be very pisse-" He stopped and his eyes widened,looking at something behind me. I slowly turned turned and we both screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


IMPORTANT A/N READ:

Cliffly ...better review or you won't find out! na-nana-nana-NA!!.

Questions: You think there should be a real ghost or like some kinda of joke because I already began writting 2 alternate endings for the this.

P.S: this story is not going to transform into to a horror story...Just so you know.