12 Thing Teddy Remus Lupin positively cannot stand:
That his grandmother crying everytime he absentmindedly turns his hair pink.
That no one understands why he clings to his godfather so much.
That until last year Victoire never laughed at any of his jokes.
That as Hufflepuff's first Metamorphmagus chaser he gets points deducted for changing his hair color, because he is "distracting the other team".
That sometimes he just can't help feeling a little wolfish, even though he doesn't necessarily have the gene.
That he has to go to James for advice about girls, even though he is much younger.
That sometimes he dreams only about Victoire's hair.
That Rose tells him that all his dreams about Victoire have clearly meant something.
That Lilly may just be handier with a wand than he has ever been.
That he can never recognize himself in photos because his hair and eye color are ever changing.
That he only has one photo of his parents, their wedding photo.
