A/N: I'm back in action ya'll, and unfortunately back with my family and also sick and also out of school for other reasons as well... So what I mean is I'll be on alot, except for some parties, mainly Twilight oriented, since the movie is coming out soon. Shoot, getting off topic. Anywho, my loyal and beloved fans, I have started a new pattern that may be good or dissapointing, I'm not sure. Anyways, Each night I'll attempt to put out atleast one chapter, of any size and any place left off, and I'll only post on one story until it is finished, so I really hope you guys like Insomniatic Insanity because I'm LOVING it... And while I'm thinking this, what is Naruto's sexy no jutsu in japanese?

Anyways, I present chapter seven:

Chapter Seven:

next task

I was sitting up in bed, practising different types of knots, and handsigns for a new jutsu (Fire style: fireball no jutsu), and was almost bored out of my mind. Gaara had ban books, so my only source of entertainment were those that came in and talked to me. Sakura sat beside the bed now, grinding down the herbs for the massage oil, she was making a special blend.

"So, Sakura, who do you like most in this little Konoha squad...?" I asked, retrying the hand signs.

"Probably... Kakashi-sensei, why?"

"I meant by attractiveness."

"Oh... then forget Kakashi, it's probably Naruto... not that I like him like that."

"Dang. That's dissapointing."

"Why?" She looked up at me, her face confused and curious. I grinned.

"Because Naruto is head over heals for you."

"And I'm head over heals, whether it's over a lost cause or not."

"So move on."

"I can't just forget Sasuke-kun!"

"Then don't. I didn't say get over him, I said move on. Grieve, but love again."

"Oh, then what do you suggest?"

"Go up and eskimo kiss Naruto."

"Um... Eskimo kiss? Naruto? What?"

"Eskimo kissing is where you get as close as possible, wrapped around eachother and the girl is dominant as she shove her tongue-"

"Allright, back to jutsu and enough with the chit-chat."

X.x.X.x.X

"Oh yeah! I'm back in action!" I stood on the ground, steady. I had recovered, though it had only taken a week, and was ready to train again. My mood quickly dropped. Konoha would be leaving soon, and there would be no one but Temari and the villagers to save me from Gaara... It was almost enough to make me want to quit. But not quite.

"Well, good then. I have your next task." I turned to see Gaara reclining against my doorway, smirking lightly at some inside joke.

"What is it then?"

"I'm not telling you." I blanched. This was ridiculous. I glared up at Gaara, a light pink touching his cheeks, and walked by him.

"Allright," I didn't tell him I wanted to know, and badly.

"Oh, by the way, you have until the Konoha shinobi sqaudrant leaves."

"WHAT?!!" I wheeled around on my heels, glaring at Gaara. "This isn't funny, Gaara-samma..." I hissed, glaring like some Medusa on acid. He just smirked wider.

"Of course not," there was a sickeningly happy lilt to his voice, like a wolves howl before a meal. I shivered.

"Then tell me my task."

"Nope."

"What can I do to receive it?"

"Beg. Like a dog, or whatever animal you currently resemble." I sneered at him, subconciously smoothing my hair as I glared venemously at him.

"Impertenent wretch of a duck..." I growled under my breath. I took a large, deep breath, ignoring his smile, and got on one knee.

"Hands and knees, and insulting me won't help your cause."

"You are enjoying this way to much," I growled out ferociously, moving to both knees. He gestured for me to get on my hands and knees.

"Of course," he replied mildly. I calmed myself down and bowed on my hands and knees before him.

"Please oh great Kazekage-samma, give me your mercy and tell which task shall be my next?"

"Nice theatrics. All you have to do is learn the sexy no jutsu from Naruto." I exploded, getting onto my feet and slapped Gaara full on, hard enough to turn his cheek, to fast for his sand to do more than slice at my arm.

What's with me and getting injured lately? Do I have a death wish.

Obviously.

A/N: Instant Jello, guys'!! Well, I'm on an MCR hook, and listening to Mama on repeat right now...

Anywho, please tell me what you think Gaara should do in reaction, kays?

Ninja-Hidden-In-The-Paddocks- I agree, there should be a law, but I enjoy torturing you... but I atleast hope you liked this one and the last one, and I'm having trouble deciding if he should react and hospitalize her or not... which one is more Gaara-in-love?

Cheeky half-demon: thanks for the review! Glad you like it!